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Hello? Are you frozen? I think they're having Wi-Fi problems. No, we're frozen with fucking shock. As Chief Communications Maalik,
I can confirm there is no way out of this. And we are, respectfully,
fucked from all angles. If we're dissolving, please deposit
my last two paychecks into my offshore accounts in The Bahamas. Alright, gentlemen,
let's not get ahead of ourselves. Could you put a statement in my file that I knew the boys would fail all along? - Everybody knew, chutiya.
- No, no, no. We didn't fail, okay? Mir has an idea. - Mir, tell them the idea.
- Yes. I do have a lot of great ideas. One of them coming to me right now is what if we blow up the FBI?
I can confirm there is no way out of this. And we are, respectfully,
fucked from all angles. If we're dissolving, please deposit
my last two paychecks into my offshore accounts in The Bahamas. Alright, gentlemen,
let's not get ahead of ourselves. Could you put a statement in my file that I knew the boys would fail all along? - Everybody knew, chutiya.
- No, no, no. We didn't fail, okay? Mir has an idea. - Mir, tell them the idea.
- Yes. I do have a lot of great ideas. One of them coming to me right now is what if we blow up the FBI?
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Hello? Are you frozen?
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I think they're having Wi-Fi problems.
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No, we're frozen with fucking shock.
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As Chief Communications Maalik,
I can confirm there is no way out of this.
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And we are, respectfully,
fucked from all angles.
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If we're dissolving, please deposit
my last two paychecks
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into my offshore accounts in The Bahamas.
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Alright, gentlemen,
let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Could you put a statement in my file
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that I knew the boys would fail all along?
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- Everybody knew, chutiya.
- No, no, no.
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We didn't fail, okay? Mir has an idea.
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- Mir, tell them the idea.
- Yes. I do have a lot of great ideas.
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One of them coming to me right now is
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what if we blow up the FBI?
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Movie Summary
A pair of pampered Pakistani-American brothers lose everything when their convenience store magnate father suddenly dies. They are forced to reckon with their Baba's secret life of crime.