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If Hamza were here
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Deli Boys

If Hamza were here, I'd be Chief Saaband you'd be serving me chai

If Hamza were here, I'd be Chief Saab
and you'd be serving me chai

Full Transcript

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If Hamza were here,
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I'd be Chief Saab and you'd be serving me chai.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:47
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Onyx Collective,Jenni Konner Productions,20th Television,Shaky Gun Productions

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Movie Summary

A pair of pampered Pakistani-American brothers lose everything when their convenience store magnate father suddenly dies. They are forced to reckon with their Baba's secret life of crime.
S01 • E02 Will you just cut the misogyny, you fuckstick? - Deli Boys 00:06
Will you just cut the misogyny, you fuckstick?
S01 • E03 Wait, did you just pretend to puke several times just to bust me? - Deli Boys 00:05
Wait, did you just pretend to puke several times just to bus...
S01 • E04 Could be a tad late and then, whoops, no more Ahmad. - Deli Boys 00:05
Could be a tad late and then, whoops, no more Ahmad.
S01 • E03 Well, Prairie, the FBI might look the other way on this - Deli Boys 00:07
Well, Prairie, the FBI might look the other way on this
S01 • E01 The fallout might be... substantial. - Deli Boys 00:06
The fallout might be... substantial.
S01 • E02 One of the lads put his gun right here, - Deli Boys 00:11
One of the lads put his gun right here,
S01 • E01 Raj, take this, take your brother, - Deli Boys 00:06
Raj, take this, take your brother,
S01 • E10 The FBI official here illegally - Deli Boys 00:06
The FBI official here illegally
S01 • E04 I cannot believe that my entire career - Deli Boys 00:10
I cannot believe that my entire career
S01 • E03 I am so, so sorry, guys. - Deli Boys 00:05
I am so, so sorry, guys.
S01 • E01 Um... actually, just give me your clothes - Deli Boys 00:07
Um... actually, just give me your clothes
S01 • E04 I need this case to go well so badly. - Deli Boys 00:05
I need this case to go well so badly.
S01 • E02 That Tastykake is from a prime impulse buy spot - Deli Boys 00:06
That Tastykake is from a prime impulse buy spot
S01 • E10 Sadly, it's true. As of now, we're rogue operatives. - Deli Boys 00:06
Sadly, it's true. As of now, we're rogue operative...
S01 • E02 Look at the wrapper. It expired in 2021. - Deli Boys 00:06
Look at the wrapper. It expired in 2021.
S01 • E04 And it is such a fucking boys club. - Deli Boys 00:06
And it is such a fucking boys club.
S01 • E03 You know, I've been practicing my whole life - Deli Boys 00:06
You know, I've been practicing my whole life
S01 • E03 Yeah, Raj agreed to marry that weird anime girl, - Deli Boys 00:06
Yeah, Raj agreed to marry that weird anime girl,
S01 • E04 - My God. - I know they go - Deli Boys 00:07
- My God. - I know they go
S01 • E03 I don't know. That's future Raj's problem, like AI. - Deli Boys 00:05
I don't know. That's future Raj's problem, li...