I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "What are those?" "Those are...
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Demetri Martin: I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "What are those?" "Those are orange... oranges." "And what are those?" "Ah, shit. Tall pointies? Are we going by shapes now?"
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I think they named oranges before they named carrots
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What are these
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Those are orange
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Oranges
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How about these
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Oh shit
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Long pointies
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Go by shape now
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Movie Summary
A unique talent, Demetri Martin is one of the hottest stand-up comics working today. His new special, Demetri Martin. Person. Inventive and insightful, this top-rated program brings the funny in ways you've never seen.
