This is very autobiographical. This is the cuteness of a girl versus how interested I am...
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Demetri Martin: [showing a line graph] This is very autobiographical. This is the cuteness of a girl versus how interested I am in hearing about how intuitive her cat is. You see, the cuter the girl is, the more I'm willing to hear about the cat. "Oh really?" "Yeah, he's very intuitive." But you'll notice, at a certain point, I don't care how cute you are. I don't wanna hear about your fucking cat anymore. I hate your cat. When you leave the room, I try to get it
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Ok this is very auto biographical
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This is the cuteness of a girl
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vs how interested I am in hearing about how intuitive her cat is
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You see the cuter the girl is the more I'm willing to hear about the cat
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'Oh really ' 'Yeah he's very intuitive '
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But you notice at a certain point I don t care how cute you are
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I don't want to hear about your fucking cat anymore
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I hate your cat
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When you leave the room I try to get it
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Movie Summary
A unique talent, Demetri Martin is one of the hottest stand-up comics working today. His new special, Demetri Martin. Person. Inventive and insightful, this top-rated program brings the funny in ways you've never seen.
