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Demetri Martin. Person.

This is a pie chart about procrastination

Demetri Martin: [showing an empty circle] This is a pie chart about procrastination

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This is a pie chart about procrastination
Duration
5 seconds
Views
109
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:57
Uploaded
May 24, 2024
Genres
documentary, comedy, music
Production
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Movie Summary

A unique talent, Demetri Martin is one of the hottest stand-up comics working today. His new special, Demetri Martin. Person. Inventive and insightful, this top-rated program brings the funny in ways you've never seen.
Ok this is very auto biographical - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:34
Ok this is very auto biographical
I learned something on the road travelling around - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:23
I learned something on the road travelling around
Those who see the glass half full are considered optimists - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:21
Those who see the glass half full are considered optimists
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:07
If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a...
Now I've met many chocoholics - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:20
Now I've met many chocoholics
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:09
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy
If I ever saw an amputee being hanged - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:09
If I ever saw an amputee being hanged
I saw a transvestite wearing a shirt that said Guess - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:05
I saw a transvestite wearing a shirt that said Guess
I was walking down the street and this guy waved to me - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:10
I was walking down the street and this guy waved to me
I'm in a weird situation because I like rainbows - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:27
I'm in a weird situation because I like rainbows
There's a store in my neighbourhood called futon world - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:13
There's a store in my neighbourhood called futon world
Whenever I use my computer I don't type LOL - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:14
Whenever I use my computer I don't type LOL
I like video games but they're very violent - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:25
I like video games but they're very violent
I think they named oranges before they named carrots - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:22
I think they named oranges before they named carrots
I think it would be cool if you're writing a ransom note on your computer - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:23
I think it would be cool if you're writing a ransom...
I think graffiti is the most passionate literature there is - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:24
I think graffiti is the most passionate literature there is
It's weird the way finger puppets sounds ok as a noun - Demetri Martin. Person. 00:13
It's weird the way finger puppets sounds ok as a noun