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Those who see the glass half full are considered optimists
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Demetri Martin. Person.

Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't...

Demetri Martin: Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it's a glass of shit, I'm going half-empty. I don't like shit as an optimist. "Yeah, we gotta half-empty shit glass right here."

Full Transcript

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Those who see the glass half full are considered optimists
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But shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass
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If it is a glass of shit then I'm going half empty
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I don't like shit An optimist 'A half empty shit glass right here so don't worry about it '
Duration
21 seconds
Views
161
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:15
Uploaded
May 24, 2024
Genres
documentary, comedy, music
Production
N/A

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A unique talent, Demetri Martin is one of the hottest stand-up comics working today. His new special, Demetri Martin. Person. Inventive and insightful, this top-rated program brings the funny in ways you've never seen.
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