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"Demolition Man" quotes

Demolition Man poster
A police officer is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent nemesis who is loose in a non-violent future society.

Director: Marco Brambilla
Writer: Peter M. Lenkov, Robert Reneau, Daniel Waters
Production: N/A
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $58,055,768
Released: 08 Oct 1993
Awards: 1 win & 7 nominations
The Schwarzenegger Library - Demolition Man 00:28 The Schwarzenegger Library We're police officers - Demolition Man 00:06 We're police officers But there's just one thing I wanna know - Demolition Man 00:17 But there's just one thing I wanna know How can you justify destroying a 7 million mini mall - Demolition Man 00:14 How can you justify destroying a 7 million mini mall He's finally matched his meet - Demolition Man 00:17 He's finally matched his meet You are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute - Demolition Man 00:21 You are fined five credits for repeated violations of the... They let anybody into this century - Demolition Man 00:11 They let anybody into this century Is it cold in here - Demolition Man 00:09 Is it cold in here Send a maniac to catch one - Demolition Man 00:09 Send a maniac to catch one Mellow greetings - Demolition Man 00:08 Mellow greetings Somebody put me back in the fridge - Demolition Man 00:07 Somebody put me back in the fridge You Mickey Mouse piece of shit - Demolition Man 00:09 You Mickey Mouse piece of shit You're out of toilet paper - Demolition Man 00:37 You're out of toilet paper Hey Luke Skywalker - Demolition Man 00:11 Hey Luke Skywalker Just don't ask them where the meat comes from - Demolition Man 00:35 Just don't ask them where the meat comes from Fluid transfer - Demolition Man 00:18 Fluid transfer Simon says die - Demolition Man 00:04 Simon says die Enhance your calm - Demolition Man 01:02 Enhance your calm The exchange of bodily fluids - Demolition Man 00:09 The exchange of bodily fluids I was wondering if you would like to have sex - Demolition Man 00:22 I was wondering if you would like to have sex And you can shovel it - Demolition Man 00:23 And you can shovel it Be well - Demolition Man 00:09 Be well Simon says bleed - Demolition Man 00:04 Simon says bleed Lie down with your hands behind your back - Demolition Man 00:29 Lie down with your hands behind your back The Armory exhibit is now sealed - Demolition Man 00:27 The Armory exhibit is now sealed You're gonna regret this the rest of your life - Demolition Man 00:05 You're gonna regret this the rest of your life Lately I just don't feel like there's anything special about me - Demolition Man 00:20 Lately I just don't feel like there's anything... What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil - Demolition Man 00:21 What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil I'm good at subtle - Demolition Man 00:15 I'm good at subtle That man has died by my hands - Demolition Man 00:10 That man has died by my hands Thank you for rendering me unconscious - Demolition Man 00:38 Thank you for rendering me unconscious We're looking for a murder death killer - Demolition Man 01:09 We're looking for a murder death killer Looks like there's a new shepherd in town - Demolition Man 00:05 Looks like there's a new shepherd in town Sanctimonious asshole - Demolition Man 00:11 Sanctimonious asshole No free rides - Demolition Man 00:04 No free rides Wonder if I can play the accordion too - Demolition Man 00:08 Wonder if I can play the accordion too That's who you remind me of - Demolition Man 00:07 That's who you remind me of I'm sick and tired of this  Demolition Man  shit - Demolition Man 00:54 I'm sick and tired of this Demolition Man shit I love that smell - Demolition Man 00:07 I love that smell I hadn't counted on this - Demolition Man 00:49 I hadn't counted on this This is the future - Demolition Man 00:09 This is the future Simon Phoenix is an old fashioned criminal - Demolition Man 00:08 Simon Phoenix is an old fashioned criminal Portable firearm - Demolition Man 00:53 Portable firearm So let me get this right - Demolition Man 00:22 So let me get this right Why don't you just shove a leash up my ass - Demolition Man 00:06 Why don't you just shove a leash up my ass This display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in your time - Demolition Man 00:28 This display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in... I thought your life force had been prematurely terminated - Demolition Man 00:14 I thought your life force had been prematurely terminated You programmed Phoenix's rehabilitation program to turn him into a terrorist - Demolition Man 00:21 You programmed Phoenix's rehabilitation program to turn... You're dead - Demolition Man 00:07 You're dead You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute - Demolition Man 00:32 You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal... This display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in your time - Demolition Man 00:28 This display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in... No need to make a de hurtful retraction - Demolition Man 00:33 No need to make a de hurtful retraction Do you really long for chaos and disharmony - Demolition Man 00:32 Do you really long for chaos and disharmony If you'd prefer an automated response - Demolition Man 00:19 If you'd prefer an automated response You're a shambles - Demolition Man 00:17 You're a shambles You're on TV Oh shit - Demolition Man 00:03 You're on TV Oh shit And the Cryo prison - Demolition Man 00:47 And the Cryo prison Come on you space age piece of shit - Demolition Man 00:08 Come on you space age piece of shit And you think you're Pancho Villa - Demolition Man 00:21 And you think you're Pancho Villa I wanna go down there find Phoenix and put him in a hurt locker - Demolition Man 00:07 I wanna go down there find Phoenix and put him in a hurt... I must've done something right in a previous life - Demolition Man 00:16 I must've done something right in a previous life Do you have anything new to say on your behalf - Demolition Man 00:17 Do you have anything new to say on your behalf You are a savage creature - Demolition Man 00:08 You are a savage creature This isn't the Wild West - Demolition Man 00:19 This isn't the Wild West I find this lack of stimulus to be truly disappointing - Demolition Man 00:13 I find this lack of stimulus to be truly disappointing I'll be god damned - Demolition Man 00:05 I'll be god damned I hope my butt didn't look like that - Demolition Man 00:21 I hope my butt didn't look like that Well I must say that whacking - Demolition Man 00:16 Well I must say that whacking You're under arrest - Demolition Man 00:09 You're under arrest We can just wait for another code to go red - Demolition Man 00:16 We can just wait for another code to go red Put another log on the fire - Demolition Man 00:06 Put another log on the fire I'm a seamstress - Demolition Man 00:15 I'm a seamstress You are even better live than on Laserdisc - Demolition Man 00:13 You are even better live than on Laserdisc Time for something new and improved - Demolition Man 00:18 Time for something new and improved Send a maniac to catch one - Demolition Man 00:09 Send a maniac to catch one As much as I wanna see her - Demolition Man 00:17 As much as I wanna see her They finally grounded me - Demolition Man 00:30 They finally grounded me The name Friendly - Demolition Man 00:19 The name Friendly Phoenix is an old fashioned criminal - Demolition Man 00:08 Phoenix is an old fashioned criminal They thawed this guy out just to kill me - Demolition Man 00:14 They thawed this guy out just to kill me Remember when they used to let commercial airlines land in this town - Demolition Man 00:14 Remember when they used to let commercial airlines land in... When I thawed out first thing I wanted to do was knit - Demolition Man 00:07 When I thawed out first thing I wanted to do was knit You're in shambles - Demolition Man 00:17 You're in shambles I told the city - Demolition Man 00:16 I told the city Is it cold in here or is it just me - Demolition Man 00:06 Is it cold in here or is it just me I use these to shop for groceries - Demolition Man 00:12 I use these to shop for groceries Heads up - Demolition Man 00:03 Heads up

Cast

John Spartan - Sylvester Stallone
Simon Phoenix - Wesley Snipes
Lenina Huxley - Sandra Bullock
Dr. Raymond Cocteau - Nigel Hawthorne
Alfredo Garcia - Benjamin Bratt