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"Dennis the Menace" quotes

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When his parents have to go out of town, Dennis stays with Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. The little menace is driving Mr. Wilson crazy, but Dennis is just trying to be helpful. Even to the thief who's arrived in town.

Director: Nick Castle
Writer: Hank Ketcham, John Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $51,270,765
Released: 25 Jun 1993
Awards: 3 wins & 3 nominations
And he likes them as little as I do - Dennis the Menace 00:05 And he likes them as little as I do Hi Mom - Dennis the Menace 00:44 Hi Mom We're going to catch the midnight train and get the hell out of here - Dennis the Menace 00:05 We're going to catch the midnight train and get the... Hey Mr Wilson I'm going to sleep at his house - Dennis the Menace 00:14 Hey Mr Wilson I'm going to sleep at his house The party is over Everybody home - Dennis the Menace 00:05 The party is over Everybody home What is the combination to the lock - Dennis the Menace 00:31 What is the combination to the lock You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear - Dennis the Menace 00:09 You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear Whenever I go to the mall with my son we visit the toy store - Dennis the Menace 00:16 Whenever I go to the mall with my son we visit the toy store She tastes like paint - Dennis the Menace 00:13 She tastes like paint Who else has had a false nocturnal orchid bloom - Dennis the Menace 00:29 Who else has had a false nocturnal orchid bloom Hi I'm Alice Mitchell - Dennis the Menace 00:04 Hi I'm Alice Mitchell How do you do it - Dennis the Menace 00:04 How do you do it It will be because I have never been here - Dennis the Menace 01:11 It will be because I have never been here Forty years in the trash - Dennis the Menace 00:05 Forty years in the trash George Do not start - Dennis the Menace 00:14 George Do not start Martha - Dennis the Menace 00:06 Martha George Take Dennis's suitcase up to the guest room please - Dennis the Menace 00:10 George Take Dennis's suitcase up to the guest room... You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear - Dennis the Menace 00:09 You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear He's just a kid huh - Dennis the Menace 00:04 He's just a kid huh Good Dennis - Dennis the Menace 00:24 Good Dennis Is that pirate gold No - Dennis the Menace 00:26 Is that pirate gold No How can a train grow - Dennis the Menace 00:23 How can a train grow And the most important they marry them and then they can go for the baby - Dennis the Menace 00:38 And the most important they marry them and then they can go... I'm sorry he's not having a fun camping trip - Dennis the Menace 00:57 I'm sorry he's not having a fun camping trip Hello Mr Mitchell - Dennis the Menace 00:12 Hello Mr Mitchell I'm going to even things out - Dennis the Menace 00:25 I'm going to even things out Where are you going Make me a cup of tea - Dennis the Menace 00:33 Where are you going Make me a cup of tea Hey Mr Wilson - Dennis the Menace 00:04 Hey Mr Wilson I'll be busy today so I won't be able to give it to you - Dennis the Menace 00:43 I'll be busy today so I won't be able to give it... Did you throw an aspirin in Mr Wilson's mouth - Dennis the Menace 00:19 Did you throw an aspirin in Mr Wilson's mouth Do you want to know how - Dennis the Menace 00:04 Do you want to know how The boring ones are you There is too much to do - Dennis the Menace 00:17 The boring ones are you There is too much to do I have one more question - Dennis the Menace 00:18 I have one more question He goes sit in the corner and think about what you've done - Dennis the Menace 00:47 He goes sit in the corner and think about what you've... This has been here all our lives and we didn't even know about it - Dennis the Menace 00:34 This has been here all our lives and we didn't even... I can't stand that kid He is a threat - Dennis the Menace 00:05 I can't stand that kid He is a threat I've brought my pillow so I don't drool over yours - Dennis the Menace 00:07 I've brought my pillow so I don't drool over yours This is Mr Wilson's gold - Dennis the Menace 00:18 This is Mr Wilson's gold You don't understand Baby Louise is a very expensive antique - Dennis the Menace 00:09 You don't understand Baby Louise is a very expensive... Shouldn't you be in daycare with the other kids - Dennis the Menace 00:22 Shouldn't you be in daycare with the other kids Hello Mrs Wilson - Dennis the Menace 00:32 Hello Mrs Wilson Do you know why men are a calamity taking care of babies - Dennis the Menace 00:31 Do you know why men are a calamity taking care of babies Where are you going and what do you want - Dennis the Menace 00:33 Where are you going and what do you want I'll talk to him again Maybe it's not what he needs - Dennis the Menace 00:28 I'll talk to him again Maybe it's not what he... Weren't you a fat kid - Dennis the Menace 00:07 Weren't you a fat kid God bless the new pajamas - Dennis the Menace 00:29 God bless the new pajamas How long is this bed It belonged to my mother - Dennis the Menace 00:21 How long is this bed It belonged to my mother You are a nuisance - Dennis the Menace 00:31 You are a nuisance Over my dead body - Dennis the Menace 00:45 Over my dead body He is cheating - Dennis the Menace 00:50 He is cheating Put on a cap You give me a headache - Dennis the Menace 00:31 Put on a cap You give me a headache

Cast

Mr. Wilson - Walter Matthau
Dennis Mitchell - Mason Gamble
Martha Wilson - Joan Plowright
Switchblade Sam - Christopher Lloyd
Alice Mitchell - Lea Thompson