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Margaret:
This things been here our whole life and we never knew it. Joey:
Do you think anybody lived in it? Dennis:
Just squirrels and birds. Joey:
It looks kind of junky. Dennis:
We'll fix it up. Margaret:
Oh, good, I'll be the decorator. We'll put on a special room for the babies and a powder room for when we have company. Dennis:
Forts don't have powder rooms. Margaret:
Oh, really? Where do the soldiers' wives go to freshen up? Joey:
Soldiers don't have wives, stupid. Margaret:
Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!
This things been here our whole life and we never knew it. Joey:
Do you think anybody lived in it? Dennis:
Just squirrels and birds. Joey:
It looks kind of junky. Dennis:
We'll fix it up. Margaret:
Oh, good, I'll be the decorator. We'll put on a special room for the babies and a powder room for when we have company. Dennis:
Forts don't have powder rooms. Margaret:
Oh, really? Where do the soldiers' wives go to freshen up? Joey:
Soldiers don't have wives, stupid. Margaret:
Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!
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This has been here all our lives and we didn't even know about it
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Do you think someone lives there Only squirrels and birds
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It looks dusty
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We'll fix it
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Great I will be the decorator
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We'll make a special room for the babies and a powder room for guests
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The forts do not have toilets
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Really
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And where do the wives of the soldiers wash themselves
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Soldiers don't have women silly
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Don't say silly kiss baby ass
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Movie Summary
When his parents have to go out of town, Dennis stays with Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. The little menace is driving Mr. Wilson crazy, but Dennis is just trying to be helpful. Even to the thief who's arrived in town.
