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Deported

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.

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Tyler Spindel

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Rebel Way Entertainment

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Okay, cool, well, if you're
paying him seven grand,
I'd like ten grand. - Deported

Okay, cool, well, if you're paying him seven grand, I&#...

I'll pay you back
in other ways. [clicks tongue] - Deported

I'll pay you back in other ways. [clicks tongue]

Listen, it'll be great, okay? - Deported

Listen, it'll be great, okay?

He says he has some boat,
that's where he is all the time. - Deported

He says he has some boat, that's where he is all the ti...

-Really?
-Yeah, he'll be off
doing his own thing, - Deported

-Really? -Yeah, he'll be off doing his own thing,

That would almost be
a romantic thing to say - Deported

That would almost be a romantic thing to say

-What are you talking about?
-I won't tolerate her,
her pretentious little hair. - Deported

-What are you talking about? -I won't tolerate her, her...

-I need a pay bump.
-I'll give you a thousand
bucks more, man, - Deported

-I need a pay bump. -I'll give you a thousand bucks mor...

Oh, I can tell by
the way rose petals fall - Deported

Oh, I can tell by the way rose petals fall

-Your ass!
-[hand smacking] - Deported

-Your ass! -[hand smacking]

I'm envisioning something
by an ocean, maybe a pinata. - Deported

I'm envisioning something by an ocean, maybe a pinata.

Not when you hate your wife,
time fucking goes real slow. - Deported

Not when you hate your wife, time fucking goes real slow.

We're going to do the wedding
here, her parents are gone
for the weekend, - Deported

We're going to do the wedding here, her parents are gon...

[quirky music] - Deported

Hi, Doug L., I'm Harper R. - Deported

Hi, Doug L., I'm Harper R.

[gentle music] - Deported

-Should be fine.
-It looks awful, the balloons
are just sagging there, - Deported

-Should be fine. -It looks awful, the balloons are just sagg...

[laughing] Are you wearing
an American tuxedo in Canada? - Deported

[laughing] Are you wearing an American tuxedo in Canada?

You all are going to have
to learn every little thing
about each other's lives - Deported

You all are going to have to learn every little thing about ...

Shut up, I can not deal
with your petty - Deported

Shut up, I can not deal with your petty

I'm here for the Doug - Deported

I'm here for the Doug

Yes, you're in
the right place, my friend, - Deported

Yes, you're in the right place, my friend,

-What the fuck is this?
-Can you tell me about
these people that are here? - Deported

-What the fuck is this? -Can you tell me about these people ...

-Who are these people?
-These are my friends. - Deported

-Who are these people? -These are my friends.

Well, actually,
I, I put an ad out online, - Deported

Well, actually, I, I put an ad out online,

-There's my little Dougie.
-Mom! - Deported

-There's my little Dougie. -Mom!

And you only waited to tell me
until two days before. - Deported

And you only waited to tell me until two days before.

[hand smacking] - Deported

[hand smacking]

Oh, hi, that's me. [chuckling] - Deported

Oh, hi, that's me. [chuckling]

-Well, fuck yeah!
-[hand smacking] - Deported

-Well, fuck yeah! -[hand smacking]

And she's always
with him because...
[whispering] he's suicidal. - Deported

And she's always with him because... [whispering] he�...

I mean, I just want to
[mimicking dying noises] - Deported

I mean, I just want to [mimicking dying noises]

They're all fucking dead,
from suicide, Norm. - Deported

They're all fucking dead, from suicide, Norm.

[gentle music] - Deported

I vow to let you watch
whatever you want on TV - Deported

I vow to let you watch whatever you want on TV

-I vow to let you have...
-Who the fuck are you? - Deported

-I vow to let you have... -Who the fuck are you?

People spend money,
a special event, - Deported

People spend money, a special event,

This is-- this is so
inconsiderate of you. - Deported

This is-- this is so inconsiderate of you.

Why the fuck--
Why don't you just go
and fuck a donkey somewhere. - Deported

Why the fuck-- Why don't you just go and fuck a donkey ...

[stuttering] - Deported

And if you don't behave
yourself, you know, - Deported

And if you don't behave yourself, you know,

Bend you over and fuck,
you say, "Aye!" - Deported

Bend you over and fuck, you say, "Aye!"

Yep, sorry, man.
I might, I might go-- - Deported

Yep, sorry, man. I might, I might go--

Sorry about it. [clears throat] - Deported

Sorry about it. [clears throat]

Got any weapons on you
there, suicidey, huh? - Deported

Got any weapons on you there, suicidey, huh?

It's fine, my suicide plans
are more long term anyway. - Deported

It's fine, my suicide plans are more long term anyway.

[gentle music] - Deported

And do you, Harper Reynolds, - Deported

And do you, Harper Reynolds,

Okay, so, by the power
invested in me, - Deported

Okay, so, by the power invested in me,

[indistinct shouting] - Deported

[indistinct shouting]

-[loud thump]
-[both grunting] - Deported

-[loud thump] -[both grunting]

-[mom cheers]
-[guests clap] - Deported

-[mom cheers] -[guests clap]

[people chattering] - Deported

[people chattering]

-Libinsky.
-Lipinski. Pins-- - Deported

-Libinsky. -Lipinski. Pins--

Mrs. Lipinski, you scored
a perfect 50 out of 50. - Deported

Mrs. Lipinski, you scored a perfect 50 out of 50.

Thank you. [laughing] - Deported

Thank you. [laughing]

You unfortunately
scored 3 out of 50, - Deported

You unfortunately scored 3 out of 50,

Unfortunately for you,
waffle is not the answer
to the first ten questions. - Deported

Unfortunately for you, waffle is not the answer to the first...

See, including, "What is
the date of your wife's birth?" - Deported

See, including, "What is the date of your wife's b...

If you, if you'll excuse
us for a minute, - Deported

If you, if you'll excuse us for a minute,

Look, standardized tests
don't test intelligence, - Deported

Look, standardized tests don't test intelligence,

But please be advised
that we may drop - Deported

But please be advised that we may drop

And in which case,
if everything checks out, - Deported

And in which case, if everything checks out,

Hey, needle dick,
I totally passed that test. - Deported

Hey, needle dick, I totally passed that test.

[uplifting music] - Deported

[uplifting music]

Ross the boss, always making
moves. [snapping fingers] - Deported

Ross the boss, always making moves. [snapping fingers]

¶ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ¶ - Deported

¶ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ¶

¶ Sometimes life can feel like ¶ - Deported

¶ Sometimes life can feel like ¶

Yeah, so, you know, I pretty
much bought it in the '80s. - Deported

Yeah, so, you know, I pretty much bought it in the '80s...

It's really just me that lives
here. You can probably put like - Deported

It's really just me that lives here. You can probably p...

[Harper] Oh, well, I have
some stuff that's-- - Deported

[Harper] Oh, well, I have some stuff that's--

Don't worry, don't worry,
the boat's really old, - Deported

Don't worry, don't worry, the boat's really o...

-So, come on up, there's
she goes, whoopsie-daisy.
-[Harper] Okay, okay. - Deported

-So, come on up, there's she goes, whoopsie-daisy. -[Ha...

Plus TV. And, uh, some ketchup,
and of course, mayonnaise. - Deported

Plus TV. And, uh, some ketchup, and of course, mayonnaise.

Oh... and a traffic cone. - Deported

Oh... and a traffic cone.

-Cool.
-[Douglas] And, uh,
oh, right here, - Deported

-Cool. -[Douglas] And, uh, oh, right here,

He was in my garbage disposal - Deported

He was in my garbage disposal

I'm going to go see
her in a reunion soon.
It's going to be exciting - Deported

I'm going to go see her in a reunion soon. It's go...

Oh, yeah. I got the best room
in the house for you. - Deported

Oh, yeah. I got the best room in the house for you.

[quirky music] - Deported

Yeah, I bought them
from this street vendor, - Deported

Yeah, I bought them from this street vendor,

And I believe him because
he had a hand grenade
tattoo on his face. - Deported

And I believe him because he had a hand grenade tattoo on hi...

It's good to keep a roll of
duct tape on board at all times. - Deported

It's good to keep a roll of duct tape on board at all t...

For leaks and, uh, waxing
my bikini line. [chuckling] - Deported

For leaks and, uh, waxing my bikini line. [chuckling]

Woo! Anyway, I'll leave
this duct tape right here. - Deported

Woo! Anyway, I'll leave this duct tape right here.

You're going to need it,
'cause you look
like you don't wax - Deported

You're going to need it, 'cause you look like you ...

Let's hug it out. [grunting] - Deported

Let's hug it out. [grunting]

Hey, you know what?
I feel like we can do this
for more than six months, yeah? - Deported

Hey, you know what? I feel like we can do this for more than...

I just married, like,
a mental patient for you.
You were going to - Deported

I just married, like, a mental patient for you. You were goi...

-I do give a shit.
-No, you don't,
it's always about you - Deported

-I do give a shit. -No, you don't, it's always abo...

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Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.

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Director: Tyler Spindel

Writer: Tyler Spindel, Dean Ward

Production: Rebel Way Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Mar 2020

Awards: N/A

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