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Deported

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.

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Tyler Spindel

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Rebel Way Entertainment

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[gasping] - Deported

[upbeat music] - Deported

Yeah, you should, uh,
add this to your cookbook. - Deported

Yeah, you should, uh, add this to your cookbook.

[gentle music] - Deported

[upbeat music] - Deported

There's agents out
there watching you two - Deported

There's agents out there watching you two

No, no, no, no, no, no! No! No!
Stay the fuck away, man! - Deported

No, no, no, no, no, no! No! No! Stay the fuck away, man!

All right, well, I just
want to go on the record,
that this does not - Deported

All right, well, I just want to go on the record, that this ...

-What the fuck, man!
-You pressed your tits
against me, what do you expect? - Deported

-What the fuck, man! -You pressed your tits against me, what...

-It's totally natural.
-Don't you fucking blame
your boner on me, man! - Deported

-It's totally natural. -Don't you fucking blame yo...

Hey, they're taking
pictures of us right now, - Deported

Hey, they're taking pictures of us right now,

I should be mad at you
'cause technically
you cheated on me. - Deported

I should be mad at you 'cause technically you cheated o...

-My belly button's
been deflowered.
-[chuckling] - Deported

-My belly button's been deflowered. -[chuckling]

Hey, I know how
you two can repay me - Deported

Hey, I know how you two can repay me

The annual Lidinski family
reunion is tomorrow. - Deported

The annual Lidinski family reunion is tomorrow.

There's going to be
Lipinskis flying in - Deported

There's going to be Lipinskis flying in

I'm a little nervous,
but the idea of going with - Deported

I'm a little nervous, but the idea of going with

Smooth it over with my mom,
ask her to dance, - Deported

Smooth it over with my mom, ask her to dance,

Um, I'm really sorry about
how I acted at the wedding. - Deported

Um, I'm really sorry about how I acted at the wedding.

Um, I was thinking, maybe
I could make it up to you - Deported

Um, I was thinking, maybe I could make it up to you

You'll get this back
when you've earned it. - Deported

You'll get this back when you've earned it.

[belt creaking] - Deported

[belt creaking]

¶ Should of been gone ¶ - Deported

¶ Should of been gone ¶

-Yes, ma'am.
-[sighing] - Deported

-Yes, ma'am. -[sighing]

Oh, shit, there's Crystal
McAllister, in the flesh. - Deported

Oh, shit, there's Crystal McAllister, in the flesh.

Ow, God, why do you care,
who's Crystal? - Deported

Ow, God, why do you care, who's Crystal?

Isn't she, like,
your High School crush, - Deported

Isn't she, like, your High School crush,

-We're not related by blood.
-I don't believe you, I think
you want to fuck your cousin. - Deported

-We're not related by blood. -I don't believe you,...

He died on a boating accident
with his secret family. - Deported

He died on a boating accident with his secret family.

Doug, oh, my God! [laughing] - Deported

Doug, oh, my God! [laughing]

[laughing] - Deported

That's me, this is
the best husband ever. - Deported

That's me, this is the best husband ever.

The notes that he used
to pass me in class - Deported

The notes that he used to pass me in class

'Cause my thoughts were
entirely creepy. [laughing] - Deported

'Cause my thoughts were entirely creepy. [laughing]

[mimics camera clicking] - Deported

[mimics camera clicking]

[mimics camera clicking] - Deported

[mimics camera clicking]

I'm just looking at you,
there's no eye fucking
going on here. - Deported

I'm just looking at you, there's no eye fucking go...

You need to go throw some
cold water on your face, - Deported

You need to go throw some cold water on your face,

-Why don't we get a drink.
-Oh, you want to liquor
me up, you rapey fuck. - Deported

-Why don't we get a drink. -Oh, you want to liquor me u...

You know what?
Here's your belt, bro, go nuts! - Deported

You know what? Here's your belt, bro, go nuts!

[fingers snapping] - Deported

[fingers snapping]

Uh, yeah,
she's over there. Honey! - Deported

Uh, yeah, she's over there. Honey!

-Ugh, enough, God!
-[people cheering] - Deported

-Ugh, enough, God! -[people cheering]

-Can you come over here?
-Fuck you! - Deported

-Can you come over here? -Fuck you!

-[crushing can]
-[people cheering] - Deported

-[crushing can] -[people cheering]

Anyways, congratulations,
you guys look really happy. - Deported

Anyways, congratulations, you guys look really happy.

[gentle music] - Deported

-Well, we lucked out with you.
-[Harper laughing] - Deported

-Well, we lucked out with you. -[Harper laughing]

Rossy, she's amazing,
what a great girl. - Deported

Rossy, she's amazing, what a great girl.

God, I mean, look at this,
look where we are right now. - Deported

God, I mean, look at this, look where we are right now.

Oh, careful. [laughing] - Deported

Oh, careful. [laughing]

¶ Don't waste your time
I know the story ¶ - Deported

¶ Don't waste your time I know the story ¶

¶ Heard you tell so many times ¶ - Deported

¶ Heard you tell so many times ¶

¶ Hiding behind
Those empty eyes ¶ - Deported

¶ Hiding behind Those empty eyes ¶

¶ Rain clouds
And heavy heartbeats ¶ - Deported

¶ Rain clouds And heavy heartbeats ¶

¶ But you're going to do ¶ - Deported

¶ But you're going to do ¶

¶ Oh, what you want to ¶ - Deported

¶ Oh, what you want to ¶

-What's that?
-This? It's nothing,
nothing at all. - Deported

-What's that? -This? It's nothing, nothing at all.

Oh, fuck, what the fuck, Doug! - Deported

Oh, fuck, what the fuck, Doug!

I threw that away!
Babe, I am so sorry, okay? - Deported

I threw that away! Babe, I am so sorry, okay?

-I wrote that a long time ago.
-Cool, so, I married
a whack job for you - Deported

-I wrote that a long time ago. -Cool, so, I married a whack ...

I like Dubstep, is from Canada. - Deported

I like Dubstep, is from Canada.

Has kissed men before me,
nipples are too dark, - Deported

Has kissed men before me, nipples are too dark,

All right?
I don't even understand
what any of that means now. - Deported

All right? I don't even understand what any of that mea...

Um, you can't decide on
anything, you don't even
have a cell phone plan, - Deported

Um, you can't decide on anything, you don't even h...

When you smile, it looks like
you have a piano in your mouth, - Deported

When you smile, it looks like you have a piano in your mouth...

You're not funny,
and you do have man boobs, Ross, - Deported

You're not funny, and you do have man boobs, Ross,

Okay, I'm glad we got
that off our chest. - Deported

Okay, I'm glad we got that off our chest.

Sure, I know you weren't sure.
You don't have to be
sure anymore, Ross, - Deported

Sure, I know you weren't sure. You don't have to b...

-You too, get out.
-But this is my houseboat. - Deported

-You too, get out. -But this is my houseboat.

I love her, you just ruined it. - Deported

I love her, you just ruined it.

You know, when people
saw me with Harper, - Deported

You know, when people saw me with Harper,

You know, you need to stand up
to her, man, your mom's a dick. - Deported

You know, you need to stand up to her, man, your mom's ...

She should be proud of you.
Sometimes I wish I was like you. - Deported

She should be proud of you. Sometimes I wish I was like you.

You know, maybe if I was like
you, all this fucking bullshit - Deported

You know, maybe if I was like you, all this fucking bullshit

I have come to your Dad
and your super hot Mom - Deported

I have come to your Dad and your super hot Mom

This is an intervention
about a substance - Deported

This is an intervention about a substance

Look, it's the only way
you're, you're going to get
over Harper and move on. - Deported

Look, it's the only way you're, you're going ...

-I love her.
-[all laughing] - Deported

-I love her. -[all laughing]

[dad] Look, I know you're sad,
but trust us, - Deported

[dad] Look, I know you're sad, but trust us,

[Tammy] It's like you
forget how much you used - Deported

[Tammy] It's like you forget how much you used

Remember? She posted
pictures of her food. - Deported

Remember? She posted pictures of her food.

Son, let me, um, let me
give you a little advice. - Deported

Son, let me, um, let me give you a little advice.

The only thing scary
about commitment - Deported

The only thing scary about commitment

[sighing] - Deported

-Where's Harper?
-That's actually why I'm here, - Deported

-Where's Harper? -That's actually why I'm her...

Well, then, honey,
you better fix it, - Deported

Well, then, honey, you better fix it,

Ross isn't Harper's brother,
he's her boyfriend, - Deported

Ross isn't Harper's brother, he's her boyfrie...

-How dare you!
-You had it coming. - Deported

-How dare you! -You had it coming.

You're a bully.
And just because Harper
wouldn't marry me for real, - Deported

You're a bully. And just because Harper wouldn't m...

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Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.

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Director: Tyler Spindel

Writer: Tyler Spindel, Dean Ward

Production: Rebel Way Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Mar 2020

Awards: N/A

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