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And you only waited to tell me until two days before
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And you only waited to tell meuntil two days before

And you only waited to tell me
until two days before

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And you only waited to tell me until two days before.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:22
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
[hand smacking] - Deported 00:06
[hand smacking]
Oh, hi, that's me. [chuckling] - Deported 00:05
Oh, hi, that's me. [chuckling]
-Well, fuck yeah! -[hand smacking] - Deported 00:07
-Well, fuck yeah! -[hand smacking]
And she's always with him because... [whispering] he's suicidal. - Deported 00:06
And she's always with him because... [whispering] he�...
I mean, I just want to [mimicking dying noises] - Deported 00:08
I mean, I just want to [mimicking dying noises]
They're all fucking dead, from suicide, Norm. - Deported 00:04
They're all fucking dead, from suicide, Norm.
[gentle music] - Deported 00:06
[gentle music]
I vow to let you watch whatever you want on TV - Deported 00:06
I vow to let you watch whatever you want on TV
-I vow to let you have... -Who the fuck are you? - Deported 00:04
-I vow to let you have... -Who the fuck are you?
People spend money, a special event, - Deported 00:07
People spend money, a special event,
This is-- this is so inconsiderate of you. - Deported 00:05
This is-- this is so inconsiderate of you.
Why the fuck-- Why don't you just go and fuck a donkey somewhere. - Deported 00:04
Why the fuck-- Why don't you just go and fuck a donkey ...
[stuttering] - Deported 00:05
[stuttering]
And if you don't behave yourself, you know, - Deported 00:08
And if you don't behave yourself, you know,
Bend you over and fuck, you say, "Aye!" - Deported 00:05
Bend you over and fuck, you say, "Aye!"
Yep, sorry, man. I might, I might go-- - Deported 00:05
Yep, sorry, man. I might, I might go--
Sorry about it. [clears throat] - Deported 00:06
Sorry about it. [clears throat]
Got any weapons on you there, suicidey, huh? - Deported 00:04
Got any weapons on you there, suicidey, huh?
It's fine, my suicide plans are more long term anyway. - Deported 00:05
It's fine, my suicide plans are more long term anyway.
[gentle music] - Deported 00:11
[gentle music]