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I just married, like, a mental patient for you. You were going to
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Deported

I just married, like,a mental patient for you.You were going to -leave me alone here?-I'm...

I just married, like,
a mental patient for you.
You were going to -leave me alone here?
-I'm not going to leave
you alone here

Full Transcript

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I just married, like, a mental patient for you. You were going to
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-leave me alone here? -I'm not going to leave you alone here.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:46
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
-I do give a shit. -No, you don't, it's always about you - Deported 00:05
-I do give a shit. -No, you don't, it's always abo...
Like, what about me, you've never made any effort - Deported 00:05
Like, what about me, you've never made any effort
I can do whatever you want for them, I can cook for them. - Deported 00:04
I can do whatever you want for them, I can cook for them.
[reporter] There's a disturbing new trend on the teenage party scene. - Deported 00:15
[reporter] There's a disturbing new trend on the teena...
-[woman] Really. -[laughing] - Deported 00:04
-[woman] Really. -[laughing]
So happy you all could come over, you know, - Deported 00:04
So happy you all could come over, you know,
-Harper, he's great. -Thank you. - Deported 00:05
-Harper, he's great. -Thank you.
-Oh, shit. [chuckling] -[women shouting] - Deported 00:07
-Oh, shit. [chuckling] -[women shouting]
-Is that mine? -[women chattering] - Deported 00:05
-Is that mine? -[women chattering]
He stuck a tampon into his ass soaked with Vodka. - Deported 00:04
He stuck a tampon into his ass soaked with Vodka.
-Ah, butt chug. -There's no way she's going to last six months with him. - Deported 00:04
-Ah, butt chug. -There's no way she's going to las...
Or I'm going to have to marry her myself so she can get away from him. - Deported 00:04
Or I'm going to have to marry her myself so she can get...
How am I supposed to know for sure that's she's the one? - Deported 00:05
How am I supposed to know for sure that's she's th...
You make a pro, things you like about her, - Deported 00:06
You make a pro, things you like about her,
She's super smart and funny and beautiful. - Deported 00:05
She's super smart and funny and beautiful.
Ross, [scoffing] every woman is a peach when all she hears is yes. - Deported 00:05
Ross, [scoffing] every woman is a peach when all she hears i...
You never know what she's really like until you start to say no. - Deported 00:04
You never know what she's really like until you start t...
You say yes to women, it's only a matter of time - Deported 00:06
You say yes to women, it's only a matter of time
[upbeat music] - Deported 00:06
[upbeat music]
And Loren tore his ACL, so we have to find somebody - Deported 00:05
And Loren tore his ACL, so we have to find somebody