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If you marry her, you marry her

If you marry her, you marry her

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If you marry her, you marry her.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:57
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
-Marriage is a life sentence. -More like the death penalty, - Deported 00:06
-Marriage is a life sentence. -More like the death penalty,
-Why did you all get married then? -[scoffing] Your dumb ass. - Deported 00:04
-Why did you all get married then? -[scoffing] Your dumb ass...
Well, just don't use the excuse, "I'll pull out." - Deported 00:05
Well, just don't use the excuse, "I'll pull o...
[phone beeping] - Deported 00:08
[phone beeping]
You know, it's just, like, a crazy situation. - Deported 00:04
You know, it's just, like, a crazy situation.
Shut the fuck up. No, I just-- - Deported 00:12
Shut the fuck up. No, I just--
People who get married so quick like that, they end up hating each other, - Deported 00:05
People who get married so quick like that, they end up hatin...
I just don't think that would happen, 'cause it wouldn't be, like, - Deported 00:06
I just don't think that would happen, 'cause it wo...
Right, but we're dating, so it wouldn't be fake. - Deported 00:05
Right, but we're dating, so it wouldn't be fake.
Like, marriage puts a lot of pressure on a relationship, - Deported 00:07
Like, marriage puts a lot of pressure on a relationship,
You know, and I don't want to put that kind of pressure on us. - Deported 00:04
You know, and I don't want to put that kind of pressure...
Well, I wasn't, I wasn't even going to say anything to you but, - Deported 00:07
Well, I wasn't, I wasn't even going to say anythin...
[Harper] Okay, so, Ross knows who Loren is, he's on my adult field day team. - Deported 00:15
[Harper] Okay, so, Ross knows who Loren is, he's on my...
You know, right idea, wrong guy. - Deported 00:05
You know, right idea, wrong guy.
Ross, we're just friends, he's a really sweet guy, - Deported 00:11
Ross, we're just friends, he's a really sweet guy,
I know some candidates - Deported 00:13
I know some candidates
[Ross sighing] - Deported 00:06
[Ross sighing]
Like, you're my best friend, - Deported 00:07
Like, you're my best friend,
[Ross sighing] - Deported 00:04
[Ross sighing]
-Just don't fire me, please. -No, too late, too late, I'm big pimplin' now, baby. - Deported 00:05
-Just don't fire me, please. -No, too late, too late, I...