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Deported

I found a knife,I'm going to stab myself with this fucking knife

[indistinct shouting] I found a knife,
I'm going to stab myself with this fucking knife

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[indistinct shouting]
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I found a knife, I'm going to stab myself
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with this fucking knife.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:12
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
-[loud thump] -[both grunting] - Deported 00:11
-[loud thump] -[both grunting]
-[mom cheers] -[guests clap] - Deported 00:10
-[mom cheers] -[guests clap]
[people chattering] - Deported 00:10
[people chattering]
-Libinsky. -Lipinski. Pins-- - Deported 00:06
-Libinsky. -Lipinski. Pins--
Mrs. Lipinski, you scored a perfect 50 out of 50. - Deported 00:04
Mrs. Lipinski, you scored a perfect 50 out of 50.
Thank you. [laughing] - Deported 00:07
Thank you. [laughing]
You unfortunately scored 3 out of 50, - Deported 00:06
You unfortunately scored 3 out of 50,
Unfortunately for you, waffle is not the answer to the first ten questions. - Deported 00:08
Unfortunately for you, waffle is not the answer to the first...
See, including, "What is the date of your wife's birth?" - Deported 00:11
See, including, "What is the date of your wife's b...
If you, if you'll excuse us for a minute, - Deported 00:04
If you, if you'll excuse us for a minute,
Look, standardized tests don't test intelligence, - Deported 00:05
Look, standardized tests don't test intelligence,
But please be advised that we may drop - Deported 00:05
But please be advised that we may drop
And in which case, if everything checks out, - Deported 00:05
And in which case, if everything checks out,
Hey, needle dick, I totally passed that test. - Deported 00:04
Hey, needle dick, I totally passed that test.
[uplifting music] - Deported 00:05
[uplifting music]
Ross the boss, always making moves. [snapping fingers] - Deported 00:06
Ross the boss, always making moves. [snapping fingers]
¶ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ¶ - Deported 00:06
¶ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ¶
¶ Sometimes life can feel like ¶ - Deported 00:23
¶ Sometimes life can feel like ¶
Yeah, so, you know, I pretty much bought it in the '80s. - Deported 00:04
Yeah, so, you know, I pretty much bought it in the '80s...
It's really just me that lives here. You can probably put like - Deported 00:07
It's really just me that lives here. You can probably p...