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It is not illegal, we are on international waters
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It is not illegal, we are oninternational waters, -your laws can't touch me.-We're three...

It is not illegal, we are on
international waters, -your laws can't touch me.
-We're three feet off
the fucking dock

Full Transcript

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It is not illegal, we are on international waters,
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-your laws can't touch me. -We're three feet off the fucking dock.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:49
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -We are? Oh, shit. - Deported 00:04
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -We are? Oh, shit.
Nice to see you, Mrs. Lapinski. We would have dropped by sooner, - Deported 00:06
Nice to see you, Mrs. Lapinski. We would have dropped by soo...
-Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on my honeymoon, - Deported 00:09
-Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on ...
But if you want to interview my husband - Deported 00:05
But if you want to interview my husband
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselor. - Deported 00:04
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselo...
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing] - Deported 00:07
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing]
I've taken pictures with turds - Deported 00:07
I've taken pictures with turds
Doug, why don't you go ahead - Deported 00:04
Doug, why don't you go ahead
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing] - Deported 00:05
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing]
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor, - Deported 00:07
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor,
No, it's my job to inform you - Deported 00:06
No, it's my job to inform you
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine. - Deported 00:04
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine.
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us. - Deported 00:04
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us.
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hate - Deported 00:05
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hat...
-Something very wrong here and we're going to find it out. -We are going to find it. - Deported 00:04
-Something very wrong here and we're going to find it o...
I've done literally everything for this relationship, - Deported 00:04
I've done literally everything for this relationship,
I'm going to-- I'm going to change. - Deported 00:05
I'm going to-- I'm going to change.
I'm going to, I have to, - Deported 00:05
I'm going to, I have to,
Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long to realize - Deported 00:05
Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long to realize
But I know that now, okay, I'm gonna change. - Deported 00:05
But I know that now, okay, I'm gonna change.