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It's good to keep a roll ofduct tape on board at all times

It's good to keep a roll of
duct tape on board at all times

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It's good to keep a roll of duct tape on board at all times.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:06
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
For leaks and, uh, waxing my bikini line. [chuckling] - Deported 00:08
For leaks and, uh, waxing my bikini line. [chuckling]
Woo! Anyway, I'll leave this duct tape right here. - Deported 00:06
Woo! Anyway, I'll leave this duct tape right here.
You're going to need it, 'cause you look like you don't wax - Deported 00:05
You're going to need it, 'cause you look like you ...
Let's hug it out. [grunting] - Deported 00:06
Let's hug it out. [grunting]
Hey, you know what? I feel like we can do this for more than six months, yeah? - Deported 00:04
Hey, you know what? I feel like we can do this for more than...
I just married, like, a mental patient for you. You were going to - Deported 00:05
I just married, like, a mental patient for you. You were goi...
-I do give a shit. -No, you don't, it's always about you - Deported 00:05
-I do give a shit. -No, you don't, it's always abo...
Like, what about me, you've never made any effort - Deported 00:05
Like, what about me, you've never made any effort
I can do whatever you want for them, I can cook for them. - Deported 00:04
I can do whatever you want for them, I can cook for them.
[reporter] There's a disturbing new trend on the teenage party scene. - Deported 00:15
[reporter] There's a disturbing new trend on the teena...
-[woman] Really. -[laughing] - Deported 00:04
-[woman] Really. -[laughing]
So happy you all could come over, you know, - Deported 00:04
So happy you all could come over, you know,
-Harper, he's great. -Thank you. - Deported 00:05
-Harper, he's great. -Thank you.
-Oh, shit. [chuckling] -[women shouting] - Deported 00:07
-Oh, shit. [chuckling] -[women shouting]
-Is that mine? -[women chattering] - Deported 00:05
-Is that mine? -[women chattering]
He stuck a tampon into his ass soaked with Vodka. - Deported 00:04
He stuck a tampon into his ass soaked with Vodka.
-Ah, butt chug. -There's no way she's going to last six months with him. - Deported 00:04
-Ah, butt chug. -There's no way she's going to las...
Or I'm going to have to marry her myself so she can get away from him. - Deported 00:04
Or I'm going to have to marry her myself so she can get...
How am I supposed to know for sure that's she's the one? - Deported 00:05
How am I supposed to know for sure that's she's th...
You make a pro, things you like about her, - Deported 00:06
You make a pro, things you like about her,