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Deported

I've taken pictures with turds -and they don't lookanything like me.-Feelings, arguing,...

I've taken pictures with turds -and they don't look
anything like me.
-Feelings, arguing, that's good,
these are good things

Full Transcript

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I've taken pictures with turds
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-and they don't look anything like me. -Feelings, arguing,
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that's good, these are good things.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:49
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
Doug, why don't you go ahead - Deported 00:04
Doug, why don't you go ahead
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing] - Deported 00:05
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing]
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor, - Deported 00:07
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor,
No, it's my job to inform you - Deported 00:06
No, it's my job to inform you
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine. - Deported 00:04
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine.
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us. - Deported 00:04
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us.
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hate - Deported 00:05
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hat...
-Something very wrong here and we're going to find it out. -We are going to find it. - Deported 00:04
-Something very wrong here and we're going to find it o...
I've done literally everything for this relationship, - Deported 00:04
I've done literally everything for this relationship,
I'm going to-- I'm going to change. - Deported 00:05
I'm going to-- I'm going to change.
I'm going to, I have to, - Deported 00:05
I'm going to, I have to,
Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long to realize - Deported 00:05
Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long to realize
But I know that now, okay, I'm gonna change. - Deported 00:05
But I know that now, okay, I'm gonna change.
Well, what are we going to do about the INS, though, like, they're completely onto us. - Deported 00:04
Well, what are we going to do about the INS, though, like, t...
I'll figure it out. You know, I'll make it work. - Deported 00:04
I'll figure it out. You know, I'll make it work.
I don't know, 'cause, like, "Sometimes people - Deported 00:06
I don't know, 'cause, like, "Sometimes people
I got that it was your impression of me. You know, - Deported 00:10
I got that it was your impression of me. You know,
[high pitch mumbling] - Deported 00:06
[high pitch mumbling]
I promise, Harper, if you stay, I'll make this all work out. - Deported 00:05
I promise, Harper, if you stay, I'll make this all work...
[upbeat music] - Deported 00:17
[upbeat music]