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Deported

My rate is $500 a week, plus, I want my own credit card

My rate is $500 a week, plus, I want my own credit card

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My rate is $500 a week,
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plus, I want my own credit card.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:46
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
Okay, I'll give you 200 bucks a month, - Deported 00:07
Okay, I'll give you 200 bucks a month,
Come on, man, that's like three V-necks, - Deported 00:05
Come on, man, that's like three V-necks,
[chuckling] Five pairs or five total? - Deported 00:04
[chuckling] Five pairs or five total?
[sniggering] Well, that's way too many. [laughing] - Deported 00:05
[sniggering] Well, that's way too many. [laughing]
[chuckling] - Deported 00:07
[chuckling]
-[gentle music] -[plane engine roaring] - Deported 00:06
-[gentle music] -[plane engine roaring]
It'll be worthwhile and you'll be rewarded, uh-- - Deported 00:07
It'll be worthwhile and you'll be rewarded, uh--
[bright music] - Deported 00:05
[bright music]
I'm from Scotland too, for Christ sakes. [laughing] - Deported 00:08
I'm from Scotland too, for Christ sakes. [laughing]
My name's Doug linbiski. I mean, Lebowski-- La-- Lapinski. - Deported 00:06
My name's Doug linbiski. I mean, Lebowski-- La-- Lapins...
When it's not in alphabetical order. How dare you shame me. - Deported 00:05
When it's not in alphabetical order. How dare you shame...
Hey, Ross, can I talk to you in the bathroom for a second? - Deported 00:05
Hey, Ross, can I talk to you in the bathroom for a second?
-You're telling me that guy's better than Loren? -He's actually a really good guy - Deported 00:06
-You're telling me that guy's better than Loren? -...
It's kind of a hard sell, you know, it's like a marriage - Deported 00:08
It's kind of a hard sell, you know, it's like a ma...
He's in, he's in with the plan, - Deported 00:05
He's in, he's in with the plan,
Oh, my God, you're paying him to marry me? - Deported 00:04
Oh, my God, you're paying him to marry me?
Okay, cool, well, if you're paying him seven grand, I'd like ten grand. - Deported 00:05
Okay, cool, well, if you're paying him seven grand, I&#...
I'll pay you back in other ways. [clicks tongue] - Deported 00:05
I'll pay you back in other ways. [clicks tongue]
Listen, it'll be great, okay? - Deported 00:04
Listen, it'll be great, okay?
He says he has some boat, that's where he is all the time. - Deported 00:04
He says he has some boat, that's where he is all the ti...