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Oh, no, no,if you get a divorce, I'm going to have to bounce

Oh, no, no,
if you get a divorce, I'm going to have to bounce

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Oh, no, no, if you get a divorce,
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I'm going to have to bounce.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:20
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
-Single guys are so clingy. -[chuckling] - Deported 00:10
-Single guys are so clingy. -[chuckling]
-You're so hot. -I'm so sick of people saying that. - Deported 00:04
-You're so hot. -I'm so sick of people saying that...
Jesus, Doug, I'm really going out on a limb here for you, man. - Deported 00:04
Jesus, Doug, I'm really going out on a limb here for yo...
That's a lot of cocaine. That's very illegal. - Deported 00:04
That's a lot of cocaine. That's very illegal.
That's, like, a really illegal amount of cocaine, Doug. - Deported 00:04
That's, like, a really illegal amount of cocaine, Doug.
It is not illegal, we are on international waters, - Deported 00:06
It is not illegal, we are on international waters,
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -We are? Oh, shit. - Deported 00:04
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -We are? Oh, shit.
Nice to see you, Mrs. Lapinski. We would have dropped by sooner, - Deported 00:06
Nice to see you, Mrs. Lapinski. We would have dropped by soo...
-Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on my honeymoon, - Deported 00:09
-Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on ...
But if you want to interview my husband - Deported 00:05
But if you want to interview my husband
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselor. - Deported 00:04
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselo...
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing] - Deported 00:07
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing]
I've taken pictures with turds - Deported 00:07
I've taken pictures with turds
Doug, why don't you go ahead - Deported 00:04
Doug, why don't you go ahead
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing] - Deported 00:05
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing]
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor, - Deported 00:07
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor,
No, it's my job to inform you - Deported 00:06
No, it's my job to inform you
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine. - Deported 00:04
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine.
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us. - Deported 00:04
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us.
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hate - Deported 00:05
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hat...