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Oh, shit, there's CrystalMcAllister, in the flesh

Oh, shit, there's Crystal
McAllister, in the flesh

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Oh, shit, there's Crystal McAllister, in the flesh.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:08
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
Ow, God, why do you care, who's Crystal? - Deported 00:04
Ow, God, why do you care, who's Crystal?
Isn't she, like, your High School crush, - Deported 00:05
Isn't she, like, your High School crush,
-We're not related by blood. -I don't believe you, I think you want to fuck your cousin. - Deported 00:04
-We're not related by blood. -I don't believe you,...
He died on a boating accident with his secret family. - Deported 00:05
He died on a boating accident with his secret family.
Doug, oh, my God! [laughing] - Deported 00:07
Doug, oh, my God! [laughing]
[laughing] - Deported 00:06
[laughing]
That's me, this is the best husband ever. - Deported 00:05
That's me, this is the best husband ever.
The notes that he used to pass me in class - Deported 00:07
The notes that he used to pass me in class
'Cause my thoughts were entirely creepy. [laughing] - Deported 00:12
'Cause my thoughts were entirely creepy. [laughing]
[mimics camera clicking] - Deported 00:10
[mimics camera clicking]
[mimics camera clicking] - Deported 00:10
[mimics camera clicking]
I'm just looking at you, there's no eye fucking going on here. - Deported 00:04
I'm just looking at you, there's no eye fucking go...
You need to go throw some cold water on your face, - Deported 00:05
You need to go throw some cold water on your face,
-Why don't we get a drink. -Oh, you want to liquor me up, you rapey fuck. - Deported 00:05
-Why don't we get a drink. -Oh, you want to liquor me u...
You know what? Here's your belt, bro, go nuts! - Deported 00:04
You know what? Here's your belt, bro, go nuts!
[fingers snapping] - Deported 00:06
[fingers snapping]
Uh, yeah, she's over there. Honey! - Deported 00:04
Uh, yeah, she's over there. Honey!
-Ugh, enough, God! -[people cheering] - Deported 00:06
-Ugh, enough, God! -[people cheering]
-Can you come over here? -Fuck you! - Deported 00:04
-Can you come over here? -Fuck you!
-[crushing can] -[people cheering] - Deported 00:06
-[crushing can] -[people cheering]