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Right, but we're dating,so it wouldn't be fake

Right, but we're dating,
so it wouldn't be fake

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Right, but we're dating, so it wouldn't be fake.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:25
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
Like, marriage puts a lot of pressure on a relationship, - Deported 00:07
Like, marriage puts a lot of pressure on a relationship,
You know, and I don't want to put that kind of pressure on us. - Deported 00:04
You know, and I don't want to put that kind of pressure...
Well, I wasn't, I wasn't even going to say anything to you but, - Deported 00:07
Well, I wasn't, I wasn't even going to say anythin...
[Harper] Okay, so, Ross knows who Loren is, he's on my adult field day team. - Deported 00:15
[Harper] Okay, so, Ross knows who Loren is, he's on my...
You know, right idea, wrong guy. - Deported 00:05
You know, right idea, wrong guy.
Ross, we're just friends, he's a really sweet guy, - Deported 00:11
Ross, we're just friends, he's a really sweet guy,
I know some candidates - Deported 00:13
I know some candidates
[Ross sighing] - Deported 00:06
[Ross sighing]
Like, you're my best friend, - Deported 00:07
Like, you're my best friend,
[Ross sighing] - Deported 00:04
[Ross sighing]
-Just don't fire me, please. -No, too late, too late, I'm big pimplin' now, baby. - Deported 00:05
-Just don't fire me, please. -No, too late, too late, I...
-Too late. -You've been fucking impossible ever since - Deported 00:05
-Too late. -You've been fucking impossible ever since
-[Douglas screaming] -[both grunting] - Deported 00:13
-[Douglas screaming] -[both grunting]
-[engine revving] -[tires squealing] - Deported 00:05
-[engine revving] -[tires squealing]
Get married to her, interview with Immigration. - Deported 00:04
Get married to her, interview with Immigration.
Live with her for six months - Deported 00:05
Live with her for six months
My rate is $500 a week, - Deported 00:04
My rate is $500 a week,
Okay, I'll give you 200 bucks a month, - Deported 00:07
Okay, I'll give you 200 bucks a month,
Come on, man, that's like three V-necks, - Deported 00:05
Come on, man, that's like three V-necks,
[chuckling] Five pairs or five total? - Deported 00:04
[chuckling] Five pairs or five total?