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Deported

We need a guy who sucks

[Ross sighing] We need a guy who sucks

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[Ross sighing]
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We need a guy who sucks.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:18
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
-Just don't fire me, please. -No, too late, too late, I'm big pimplin' now, baby. - Deported 00:05
-Just don't fire me, please. -No, too late, too late, I...
-Too late. -You've been fucking impossible ever since - Deported 00:05
-Too late. -You've been fucking impossible ever since
-[Douglas screaming] -[both grunting] - Deported 00:13
-[Douglas screaming] -[both grunting]
-[engine revving] -[tires squealing] - Deported 00:05
-[engine revving] -[tires squealing]
Get married to her, interview with Immigration. - Deported 00:04
Get married to her, interview with Immigration.
Live with her for six months - Deported 00:05
Live with her for six months
My rate is $500 a week, - Deported 00:04
My rate is $500 a week,
Okay, I'll give you 200 bucks a month, - Deported 00:07
Okay, I'll give you 200 bucks a month,
Come on, man, that's like three V-necks, - Deported 00:05
Come on, man, that's like three V-necks,
[chuckling] Five pairs or five total? - Deported 00:04
[chuckling] Five pairs or five total?
[sniggering] Well, that's way too many. [laughing] - Deported 00:05
[sniggering] Well, that's way too many. [laughing]
[chuckling] - Deported 00:07
[chuckling]
-[gentle music] -[plane engine roaring] - Deported 00:06
-[gentle music] -[plane engine roaring]
It'll be worthwhile and you'll be rewarded, uh-- - Deported 00:07
It'll be worthwhile and you'll be rewarded, uh--
[bright music] - Deported 00:05
[bright music]
I'm from Scotland too, for Christ sakes. [laughing] - Deported 00:08
I'm from Scotland too, for Christ sakes. [laughing]
My name's Doug linbiski. I mean, Lebowski-- La-- Lapinski. - Deported 00:06
My name's Doug linbiski. I mean, Lebowski-- La-- Lapins...
When it's not in alphabetical order. How dare you shame me. - Deported 00:05
When it's not in alphabetical order. How dare you shame...
Hey, Ross, can I talk to you in the bathroom for a second? - Deported 00:05
Hey, Ross, can I talk to you in the bathroom for a second?
-You're telling me that guy's better than Loren? -He's actually a really good guy - Deported 00:06
-You're telling me that guy's better than Loren? -...