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Deported

Same bullshit stories everynight, "Blah, blah, blah

Same bullshit stories every
night, "Blah, blah, blah

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Same bullshit stories every night, "Blah, blah, blah.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:52
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
We need to make more decisions together," - Deported 00:08
We need to make more decisions together,"
That's bullshit. And you know what? You don't have a problem - Deported 00:05
That's bullshit. And you know what? You don't have...
And I am not staying on this disgusting piece of shit boat - Deported 00:06
And I am not staying on this disgusting piece of shit boat
[woman moaning] - Deported 00:07
[woman moaning]
He washes his underwear in the blender - Deported 00:05
He washes his underwear in the blender
[woman heavily breathing] - Deported 00:08
[woman heavily breathing]
Oh, no, no, if you get a divorce, - Deported 00:05
Oh, no, no, if you get a divorce,
-Single guys are so clingy. -[chuckling] - Deported 00:10
-Single guys are so clingy. -[chuckling]
-You're so hot. -I'm so sick of people saying that. - Deported 00:04
-You're so hot. -I'm so sick of people saying that...
Jesus, Doug, I'm really going out on a limb here for you, man. - Deported 00:04
Jesus, Doug, I'm really going out on a limb here for yo...
That's a lot of cocaine. That's very illegal. - Deported 00:04
That's a lot of cocaine. That's very illegal.
That's, like, a really illegal amount of cocaine, Doug. - Deported 00:04
That's, like, a really illegal amount of cocaine, Doug.
It is not illegal, we are on international waters, - Deported 00:06
It is not illegal, we are on international waters,
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -We are? Oh, shit. - Deported 00:04
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -We are? Oh, shit.
Nice to see you, Mrs. Lapinski. We would have dropped by sooner, - Deported 00:06
Nice to see you, Mrs. Lapinski. We would have dropped by soo...
-Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on my honeymoon, - Deported 00:09
-Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on ...
But if you want to interview my husband - Deported 00:05
But if you want to interview my husband
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselor. - Deported 00:04
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselo...
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing] - Deported 00:07
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing]
I've taken pictures with turds - Deported 00:07
I've taken pictures with turds