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See, including, "What isthe date of your wife's birth?" I didn't want to leave it...

See, including, "What is
the date of your wife's birth?" I didn't want to leave it blank
because it's better not-- No, no

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See, including, "What is the date of your wife's birth?"
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I didn't want to leave it blank because it's better not--
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No, no.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:30
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
If you, if you'll excuse us for a minute, - Deported 00:04
If you, if you'll excuse us for a minute,
Look, standardized tests don't test intelligence, - Deported 00:05
Look, standardized tests don't test intelligence,
But please be advised that we may drop - Deported 00:05
But please be advised that we may drop
And in which case, if everything checks out, - Deported 00:05
And in which case, if everything checks out,
Hey, needle dick, I totally passed that test. - Deported 00:04
Hey, needle dick, I totally passed that test.
[uplifting music] - Deported 00:05
[uplifting music]
Ross the boss, always making moves. [snapping fingers] - Deported 00:06
Ross the boss, always making moves. [snapping fingers]
¶ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ¶ - Deported 00:06
¶ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ¶
¶ Sometimes life can feel like ¶ - Deported 00:23
¶ Sometimes life can feel like ¶
Yeah, so, you know, I pretty much bought it in the '80s. - Deported 00:04
Yeah, so, you know, I pretty much bought it in the '80s...
It's really just me that lives here. You can probably put like - Deported 00:07
It's really just me that lives here. You can probably p...
[Harper] Oh, well, I have some stuff that's-- - Deported 00:05
[Harper] Oh, well, I have some stuff that's--
Don't worry, don't worry, the boat's really old, - Deported 00:08
Don't worry, don't worry, the boat's really o...
-So, come on up, there's she goes, whoopsie-daisy. -[Harper] Okay, okay. - Deported 00:05
-So, come on up, there's she goes, whoopsie-daisy. -[Ha...
Plus TV. And, uh, some ketchup, and of course, mayonnaise. - Deported 00:06
Plus TV. And, uh, some ketchup, and of course, mayonnaise.
Oh... and a traffic cone. - Deported 00:05
Oh... and a traffic cone.
-Cool. -[Douglas] And, uh, oh, right here, - Deported 00:07
-Cool. -[Douglas] And, uh, oh, right here,
He was in my garbage disposal - Deported 00:04
He was in my garbage disposal
I'm going to go see her in a reunion soon. It's going to be exciting - Deported 00:06
I'm going to go see her in a reunion soon. It's go...
Oh, yeah. I got the best room in the house for you. - Deported 00:04
Oh, yeah. I got the best room in the house for you.