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That's terrible, I mean-- [chuckling]
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Deported

That's terrible,I mean-- You know what? I honestly thinkif I went on a bench right now,I...

That's terrible,
I mean-- [chuckling] You know what? I honestly think
if I went on a bench right now,
I would beat my high

Full Transcript

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That's terrible, I mean-- [chuckling]
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You know what? I honestly think if I went on a bench right now, I would beat my high.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:25
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
You know, I'm trying to be patient with Ross, - Deported 00:10
You know, I'm trying to be patient with Ross,
If he can't decide about you, he doesn't have a fear of making decisions, - Deported 00:06
If he can't decide about you, he doesn't have a fe...
And if I don't answer, it's probably - Deported 00:06
And if I don't answer, it's probably
Oh, boy, that music is loud, huh? - Deported 00:04
Oh, boy, that music is loud, huh?
Yeah, um, - Deported 00:06
Yeah, um,
[gentle music] - Deported 00:09
[gentle music]
Wait, Harper's your wife? That's amazing. - Deported 00:05
Wait, Harper's your wife? That's amazing.
Same bullshit stories every night, "Blah, blah, blah. - Deported 00:04
Same bullshit stories every night, "Blah, blah, blah.
We need to make more decisions together," - Deported 00:08
We need to make more decisions together,"
That's bullshit. And you know what? You don't have a problem - Deported 00:05
That's bullshit. And you know what? You don't have...
And I am not staying on this disgusting piece of shit boat - Deported 00:06
And I am not staying on this disgusting piece of shit boat
[woman moaning] - Deported 00:07
[woman moaning]
He washes his underwear in the blender - Deported 00:05
He washes his underwear in the blender
[woman heavily breathing] - Deported 00:08
[woman heavily breathing]
Oh, no, no, if you get a divorce, - Deported 00:05
Oh, no, no, if you get a divorce,
-Single guys are so clingy. -[chuckling] - Deported 00:10
-Single guys are so clingy. -[chuckling]
-You're so hot. -I'm so sick of people saying that. - Deported 00:04
-You're so hot. -I'm so sick of people saying that...
Jesus, Doug, I'm really going out on a limb here for you, man. - Deported 00:04
Jesus, Doug, I'm really going out on a limb here for yo...
That's a lot of cocaine. That's very illegal. - Deported 00:04
That's a lot of cocaine. That's very illegal.
That's, like, a really illegal amount of cocaine, Doug. - Deported 00:04
That's, like, a really illegal amount of cocaine, Doug.