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Deported

Um, you can't decide onanything, you don't evenhave a cell phone plan, -'cause you're a...

Um, you can't decide on
anything, you don't even
have a cell phone plan, -'cause you're a pussy.
-Okay, wow

Full Transcript

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Um, you can't decide on anything, you don't even have a cell phone plan,
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-'cause you're a pussy. -Okay, wow.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:19
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
When you smile, it looks like you have a piano in your mouth, - Deported 00:08
When you smile, it looks like you have a piano in your mouth...
You're not funny, and you do have man boobs, Ross, - Deported 00:07
You're not funny, and you do have man boobs, Ross,
Okay, I'm glad we got that off our chest. - Deported 00:05
Okay, I'm glad we got that off our chest.
Sure, I know you weren't sure. You don't have to be sure anymore, Ross, - Deported 00:07
Sure, I know you weren't sure. You don't have to b...
-You too, get out. -But this is my houseboat. - Deported 00:04
-You too, get out. -But this is my houseboat.
I love her, you just ruined it. - Deported 00:04
I love her, you just ruined it.
You know, when people saw me with Harper, - Deported 00:16
You know, when people saw me with Harper,
You know, you need to stand up to her, man, your mom's a dick. - Deported 00:05
You know, you need to stand up to her, man, your mom's ...
She should be proud of you. Sometimes I wish I was like you. - Deported 00:05
She should be proud of you. Sometimes I wish I was like you.
You know, maybe if I was like you, all this fucking bullshit - Deported 00:06
You know, maybe if I was like you, all this fucking bullshit
I have come to your Dad and your super hot Mom - Deported 00:06
I have come to your Dad and your super hot Mom
This is an intervention about a substance - Deported 00:06
This is an intervention about a substance
Look, it's the only way you're, you're going to get over Harper and move on. - Deported 00:04
Look, it's the only way you're, you're going ...
-I love her. -[all laughing] - Deported 00:05
-I love her. -[all laughing]
[dad] Look, I know you're sad, but trust us, - Deported 00:06
[dad] Look, I know you're sad, but trust us,
[Tammy] It's like you forget how much you used - Deported 00:06
[Tammy] It's like you forget how much you used
Remember? She posted pictures of her food. - Deported 00:04
Remember? She posted pictures of her food.
Son, let me, um, let me give you a little advice. - Deported 00:05
Son, let me, um, let me give you a little advice.
The only thing scary about commitment - Deported 00:06
The only thing scary about commitment
[sighing] - Deported 00:14
[sighing]