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When it's not in alphabeticalorder. How dare you shame me

When it's not in alphabetical
order. How dare you shame me

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When it's not in alphabetical order. How dare you shame me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:21
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
Hey, Ross, can I talk to you in the bathroom for a second? - Deported 00:05
Hey, Ross, can I talk to you in the bathroom for a second?
-You're telling me that guy's better than Loren? -He's actually a really good guy - Deported 00:06
-You're telling me that guy's better than Loren? -...
It's kind of a hard sell, you know, it's like a marriage - Deported 00:08
It's kind of a hard sell, you know, it's like a ma...
He's in, he's in with the plan, - Deported 00:05
He's in, he's in with the plan,
Oh, my God, you're paying him to marry me? - Deported 00:04
Oh, my God, you're paying him to marry me?
Okay, cool, well, if you're paying him seven grand, I'd like ten grand. - Deported 00:05
Okay, cool, well, if you're paying him seven grand, I&#...
I'll pay you back in other ways. [clicks tongue] - Deported 00:05
I'll pay you back in other ways. [clicks tongue]
Listen, it'll be great, okay? - Deported 00:04
Listen, it'll be great, okay?
He says he has some boat, that's where he is all the time. - Deported 00:04
He says he has some boat, that's where he is all the ti...
-Really? -Yeah, he'll be off doing his own thing, - Deported 00:08
-Really? -Yeah, he'll be off doing his own thing,
That would almost be a romantic thing to say - Deported 00:07
That would almost be a romantic thing to say
-What are you talking about? -I won't tolerate her, her pretentious little hair. - Deported 00:04
-What are you talking about? -I won't tolerate her, her...
-I need a pay bump. -I'll give you a thousand bucks more, man, - Deported 00:06
-I need a pay bump. -I'll give you a thousand bucks mor...
Oh, I can tell by the way rose petals fall - Deported 00:05
Oh, I can tell by the way rose petals fall
-Your ass! -[hand smacking] - Deported 00:05
-Your ass! -[hand smacking]
I'm envisioning something by an ocean, maybe a pinata. - Deported 00:04
I'm envisioning something by an ocean, maybe a pinata.
Not when you hate your wife, time fucking goes real slow. - Deported 00:05
Not when you hate your wife, time fucking goes real slow.
We're going to do the wedding here, her parents are gone for the weekend, - Deported 00:10
We're going to do the wedding here, her parents are gon...
[quirky music] - Deported 00:04
[quirky music]
Hi, Doug L., I'm Harper R. - Deported 00:05
Hi, Doug L., I'm Harper R.