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Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on my honeymoon
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Deported

Where you headed off too, hmm?-I'm actually goingon my honeymoon, by myself down the...

Where you headed off too, hmm?
-I'm actually going
on my honeymoon, by myself down the road
to the Holiday Inn.
'Cause they a room without a masturbating rat,
so I'm going to take that

Full Transcript

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-Where you headed off too, hmm? -I'm actually going on my honeymoon,
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by myself down the road to the Holiday Inn. 'Cause they a room without
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a masturbating rat, so I'm going to take that.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:19
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
But if you want to interview my husband - Deported 00:05
But if you want to interview my husband
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselor. - Deported 00:04
-Who the hell are you? -Me? I'm their marriage counselo...
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing] - Deported 00:07
-That was sarcasm, you look twelve. -[Douglas laughing]
I've taken pictures with turds - Deported 00:07
I've taken pictures with turds
Doug, why don't you go ahead - Deported 00:04
Doug, why don't you go ahead
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing] - Deported 00:05
-[Ross] Well done. -[Douglas sighing]
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor, - Deported 00:07
-You see? Progress. -Progress for a marriage counselor,
No, it's my job to inform you - Deported 00:06
No, it's my job to inform you
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine. - Deported 00:04
-Up to eight to ten years. -Maybe even nine.
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us. - Deported 00:04
Now, you tell us! Now, you tell us.
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hate - Deported 00:05
I mean, this-- You know what they say, that you can only hat...
-Something very wrong here and we're going to find it out. -We are going to find it. - Deported 00:04
-Something very wrong here and we're going to find it o...
I've done literally everything for this relationship, - Deported 00:04
I've done literally everything for this relationship,
I'm going to-- I'm going to change. - Deported 00:05
I'm going to-- I'm going to change.
I'm going to, I have to, - Deported 00:05
I'm going to, I have to,
Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long to realize - Deported 00:05
Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long to realize
But I know that now, okay, I'm gonna change. - Deported 00:05
But I know that now, okay, I'm gonna change.
Well, what are we going to do about the INS, though, like, they're completely onto us. - Deported 00:04
Well, what are we going to do about the INS, though, like, t...
I'll figure it out. You know, I'll make it work. - Deported 00:04
I'll figure it out. You know, I'll make it work.
I don't know, 'cause, like, "Sometimes people - Deported 00:06
I don't know, 'cause, like, "Sometimes people