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Deported

You're really hairy, man

[woman screams] [water splashing] [women yelling] [woman shouting] You're really hairy, man

Full Transcript

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[woman screams]
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[water splashing]
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[women yelling]
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[woman shouting]
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You're really hairy, man.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:55
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
Truly no symmetry to your body hair or your face. - Deported 00:04
Truly no symmetry to your body hair or your face.
[Douglas screams] - Deported 00:04
[Douglas screams]
I haven't done a CrossFit box jump in like... two days. - Deported 00:05
I haven't done a CrossFit box jump in like... two days.
-No, you look great. -Yeah, right, - Deported 00:06
-No, you look great. -Yeah, right,
Ross didn't change his mind and marry you himself? - Deported 00:04
Ross didn't change his mind and marry you himself?
That's terrible, I mean-- [chuckling] - Deported 00:10
That's terrible, I mean-- [chuckling]
You know, I'm trying to be patient with Ross, - Deported 00:10
You know, I'm trying to be patient with Ross,
If he can't decide about you, he doesn't have a fear of making decisions, - Deported 00:06
If he can't decide about you, he doesn't have a fe...
And if I don't answer, it's probably - Deported 00:06
And if I don't answer, it's probably
Oh, boy, that music is loud, huh? - Deported 00:04
Oh, boy, that music is loud, huh?
Yeah, um, - Deported 00:06
Yeah, um,
[gentle music] - Deported 00:09
[gentle music]
Wait, Harper's your wife? That's amazing. - Deported 00:05
Wait, Harper's your wife? That's amazing.
Same bullshit stories every night, "Blah, blah, blah. - Deported 00:04
Same bullshit stories every night, "Blah, blah, blah.
We need to make more decisions together," - Deported 00:08
We need to make more decisions together,"
That's bullshit. And you know what? You don't have a problem - Deported 00:05
That's bullshit. And you know what? You don't have...
And I am not staying on this disgusting piece of shit boat - Deported 00:06
And I am not staying on this disgusting piece of shit boat
[woman moaning] - Deported 00:07
[woman moaning]
He washes his underwear in the blender - Deported 00:05
He washes his underwear in the blender
[woman heavily breathing] - Deported 00:08
[woman heavily breathing]