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You know, maybe if I was like you, all this fucking bullshit
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Deported

You know, maybe if I was likeyou, all this fucking bullshit with Harper wouldhave never...

You know, maybe if I was like
you, all this fucking bullshit with Harper would
have never happened

Full Transcript

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You know, maybe if I was like you, all this fucking bullshit
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with Harper would have never happened.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:21
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Rebel Way Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ross and Harper are a young couple living in the United States, but their short-lived romance is torn apart when Harper is deported back to her home in Canada. Unwilling to commit to marriage Ross decides to hire a fake husband so Harper can re-enter the Country.
I have come to your Dad and your super hot Mom - Deported 00:06
I have come to your Dad and your super hot Mom
This is an intervention about a substance - Deported 00:06
This is an intervention about a substance
Look, it's the only way you're, you're going to get over Harper and move on. - Deported 00:04
Look, it's the only way you're, you're going ...
-I love her. -[all laughing] - Deported 00:05
-I love her. -[all laughing]
[dad] Look, I know you're sad, but trust us, - Deported 00:06
[dad] Look, I know you're sad, but trust us,
[Tammy] It's like you forget how much you used - Deported 00:06
[Tammy] It's like you forget how much you used
Remember? She posted pictures of her food. - Deported 00:04
Remember? She posted pictures of her food.
Son, let me, um, let me give you a little advice. - Deported 00:05
Son, let me, um, let me give you a little advice.
The only thing scary about commitment - Deported 00:06
The only thing scary about commitment
[sighing] - Deported 00:14
[sighing]
-Where's Harper? -That's actually why I'm here, - Deported 00:05
-Where's Harper? -That's actually why I'm her...
Well, then, honey, you better fix it, - Deported 00:07
Well, then, honey, you better fix it,
Ross isn't Harper's brother, he's her boyfriend, - Deported 00:13
Ross isn't Harper's brother, he's her boyfrie...
-How dare you! -You had it coming. - Deported 00:04
-How dare you! -You had it coming.
You're a bully. And just because Harper wouldn't marry me for real, - Deported 00:06
You're a bully. And just because Harper wouldn't m...
-[fist punching] -[yelping] - Deported 00:05
-[fist punching] -[yelping]
[suspenseful music] - Deported 00:06
[suspenseful music]
-[Harper] Whatever, you're such a lying asshole. -[agent 2 laughing] - Deported 00:05
-[Harper] Whatever, you're such a lying asshole. -[agen...
So you should probably leave before he gets here, - Deported 00:04
So you should probably leave before he gets here,
-Loren? -Yeah, Loren, the one person who's actually cared - Deported 00:06
-Loren? -Yeah, Loren, the one person who's actually car...