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"Desperately Seeking Susan" quotes

Desperately Seeking Susan poster
A bored New Jersey suburban housewife's fascination with a free-spirited woman she has read about in the personal columns leads to her being mistaken for the woman herself.

Director: Susan Seidelman
Writer: Leora Barish
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $27,398,584
Released: 12 Apr 1985
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Award1 win & 4 nominations total

52 video clips

Cigarette GirlSusanCrystalDezJimProstituteRayBoutique OwnerTaxi DriverLarry Stillman D.d.sSgt. TaskalNewspaper ClerkCocktail Waitress
Susan Hi - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:11 Susan Hi I can't believe you're eating during a crisis - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12 I can't believe you're eating during a crisis It's not uncommon I've just read an article - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:43 It's not uncommon I've just read an article Roberta are you a lesbian - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:11 Roberta are you a lesbian How's tricks I'm ready to quit this dump I really am - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:25 How's tricks I'm ready to quit this dump I really... What are you doing here - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:29 What are you doing here Wow here it is A message from Jim Huh - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:39 Wow here it is A message from Jim Huh Good goin' stranger - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:05 Good goin' stranger How do you use the birds - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09 How do you use the birds The guy who grabbed you - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:14 The guy who grabbed you You you were with this guy - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09 You you were with this guy Hello Glass house - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12 Hello Glass house Jim said a friend of yours got killed outside your hotel in Atlantic City - Desperately Seeking Susan 01:16 Jim said a friend of yours got killed outside your hotel in... Nice try kid - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:25 Nice try kid I like the jacket It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09 I like the jacket It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix Gorgeous isn't it - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12 Gorgeous isn't it She kept a diary - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:52 She kept a diary You know Gar between you and me - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:16 You know Gar between you and me What are you wearing - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12 What are you wearing Gary you're not listening to me I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian - Desperately Seeking Susan 01:18 Gary you're not listening to me I'm not a... I'm a housewife and I live in Fort Lee New Jersey - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:39 I'm a housewife and I live in Fort Lee New Jersey Beautiful stranger red hair green jump suit - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:24 Beautiful stranger red hair green jump suit It's boring Come to Buffalo - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:14 It's boring Come to Buffalo No more dead bodies OK - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:05 No more dead bodies OK Sorry girls I can't stay for dinner - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:22 Sorry girls I can't stay for dinner I lived in New York all my life - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:26 I lived in New York all my life I don't even know what she looks like - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:22 I don't even know what she looks like This is like a d j vu - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:21 This is like a d j vu So this stuff does look familiar right - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09 So this stuff does look familiar right You know when I close my eyes I see a pyramid - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:15 You know when I close my eyes I see a pyramid I believe some of that stuff is mine - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:16 I believe some of that stuff is mine I need a drink Do you want something All right - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:11 I need a drink Do you want something All right They seem to think she's having an affair - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:25 They seem to think she's having an affair Does Roberta have orgasms I mean did she have them with you - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:23 Does Roberta have orgasms I mean did she have them with you She has great teeth - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:10 She has great teeth Rule number one was no drama - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12 Rule number one was no drama Come on let's just get outta here - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09 Come on let's just get outta here My luck can't get much worse anyway Miserable scumbags - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:16 My luck can't get much worse anyway Miserable scumbags Oh so you're the witch's husband Where's my stuff - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:07 Oh so you're the witch's husband Where's my... Menthol extra long ultra thin - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:08 Menthol extra long ultra thin How To Be Your Own Best Friend - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:22 How To Be Your Own Best Friend You know I could get used to a place like this - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:22 You know I could get used to a place like this You know You know how - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:14 You know You know how There are - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:25 There are Mr Glass somebody paid your wife's bail a little while ago and she was released - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:16 Mr Glass somebody paid your wife's bail a little while... Gary I think you have got to accept the fact - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09 Gary I think you have got to accept the fact Diary That little sneak what did she say about me - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:16 Diary That little sneak what did she say about me Desperately seeking stranger seeking Susan - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:14 Desperately seeking stranger seeking Susan Let me guess Triple tequila sunrise - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:17 Let me guess Triple tequila sunrise Sit tight I'm gonna go look for the stranger - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:17 Sit tight I'm gonna go look for the stranger That's not Susan I never even seen that girl before - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:14 That's not Susan I never even seen that girl before Hey is there anyone out here from Queens - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:08 Hey is there anyone out here from Queens

Cast

Roberta Glass - Rosanna Arquette
Susan - Madonna
Dez - Aidan Quinn
Gary Glass - Mark Blum
Jim - Robert Joy
All Cast