"Desperately Seeking Susan" quotes

Desperately Seeking Susan poster
A bored New Jersey suburban housewife's fascination with a free-spirited woman she has read about in the personal columns leads to her being mistaken for the woman herself.

Director: Susan Seidelman
Writer: Leora Barish
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $27,398,584
Released: 12 Apr 1985
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Film Award1 win & 4 nominations total

52 Clips

Hey is there anyone out here from Queens - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:07
Hey is there anyone out here from Queens
That's not Susan I never even seen that girl before - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12
That's not Susan I never even seen that girl before
Sit tight I'm gonna go look for the stranger - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:11
Sit tight I'm gonna go look for the stranger
Let me guess Triple tequila sunrise - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:17
Let me guess Triple tequila sunrise
Desperately seeking stranger seeking Susan - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12
Desperately seeking stranger seeking Susan
Diary That little sneak what did she say about me - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:06
Diary That little sneak what did she say about me
Gary I think you have got to accept the fact - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:08
Gary I think you have got to accept the fact
Mr Glass somebody paid your wife's bail a little while ago and she was released - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12
Mr Glass somebody paid your wife's bail a little while ago...
There are - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:21
There are
You know You know how - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:11
You know You know how
You know I could get used to a place like this - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:21
You know I could get used to a place like this
How To Be Your Own Best Friend - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:15
How To Be Your Own Best Friend
Menthol extra long ultra thin - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:07
Menthol extra long ultra thin
Oh so you're the witch's husband Where's my stuff - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:06
Oh so you're the witch's husband Where's my stuff
My luck can't get much worse anyway Miserable scumbags - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09
My luck can't get much worse anyway Miserable scumbags
Come on let's just get outta here - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:08
Come on let's just get outta here
Rule number one was no drama - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:07
Rule number one was no drama
She has great teeth - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:04
She has great teeth
Does Roberta have orgasms I mean did she have them with you - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:17
Does Roberta have orgasms I mean did she have them with you
They seem to think she's having an affair - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:26
They seem to think she's having an affair
I need a drink Do you want something All right - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:10
I need a drink Do you want something All right
I believe some of that stuff is mine - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:08
I believe some of that stuff is mine
You know when I close my eyes I see a pyramid - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:15
You know when I close my eyes I see a pyramid
So this stuff does look familiar right - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:07
So this stuff does look familiar right
This is like a d j vu - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:11
This is like a d j vu
I don't even know what she looks like - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:17
I don't even know what she looks like
I lived in New York all my life - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:20
I lived in New York all my life
Sorry girls I can't stay for dinner - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:14
Sorry girls I can't stay for dinner
Gorgeous isn't it - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09
Gorgeous isn't it
I like the jacket It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:10
I like the jacket It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix
No more dead bodies OK - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:06
No more dead bodies OK
It's boring Come to Buffalo - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:10
It's boring Come to Buffalo
Beautiful stranger red hair green jump suit - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:20
Beautiful stranger red hair green jump suit
I'm a housewife and I live in Fort Lee New Jersey - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:29
I'm a housewife and I live in Fort Lee New Jersey
Gary you're not listening to me I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:33
Gary you're not listening to me I'm not a prostitute or a...
What are you wearing - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:12
What are you wearing
Nice try kid - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:22
Nice try kid
Jim said a friend of yours got killed outside your hotel in Atlantic City - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:31
Jim said a friend of yours got killed outside your hotel in...
How do you use the birds - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:04
How do you use the birds
Hello Glass house - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:04
Hello Glass house
Good goin' stranger - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:04
Good goin' stranger
You you were with this guy - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:06
You you were with this guy
The guy who grabbed you - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:14
The guy who grabbed you
You know Gar between you and me - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:07
You know Gar between you and me
She kept a diary - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:35
She kept a diary
Wow here it is A message from Jim Huh - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:36
Wow here it is A message from Jim Huh
What are you doing here - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:25
What are you doing here
How's tricks I'm ready to quit this dump I really am - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:18
How's tricks I'm ready to quit this dump I really am
Roberta are you a lesbian - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:10
Roberta are you a lesbian
It's not uncommon I've just read an article - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:33
It's not uncommon I've just read an article
I can't believe you're eating during a crisis - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09
I can't believe you're eating during a crisis
Susan Hi - Desperately Seeking Susan 00:09
Susan Hi

Cast

Roberta Glass - Rosanna Arquette
Susan - Madonna
Gary Glass - Mark Blum
Leslie Glass - Laurie Metcalf
Crystal - Anna Thomson
Wayne Nolan - Will Patton
Larry Stillman D.D.S - Steven Wright
Victoria - Anne Carlisle
Boutique Owner - José Angel Santana
Street Vendor - Giancarlo Esposito
Bruce Meeker - Richard Hell
Taxi Driver - Rockets Redglare
Newscaster - Steve Bosh
Band Singer - Annie Golden
Man with Newspapers - Richard Edson
Cigarette Girl - Ann Magnuson
Neighbor Saxophonist - John Lurie
Cocktail Waitress - Mary Joy
Cocktail Waitress - Rosemary Hochschild
TV Singer - Iris Chacón
Sgt. Taskal - Victor Argo
Jail Matron - Shirley Stoler
Jail Matron - J.B. Waters
Newspaper Clerk - Arto Lindsay
Magic Club Drummer - Henry Adler
Magic Club Pianist - Marty Gold
Magic Club Saxophonist - Alvy West
Victoria's Boyfriend - Timothy Carhart
Coffee Shop Manager - Curt Dempster
Waitress - Shirley Kaplan
Enrique the Guard - Lázaro Pérez
Space Commander - John Hoyt
Band Member - Gary Ray
Band Member - Gary Binkow
Band Member - Michael Bramon
Prostitute - Joyce Griffen
Policeman - Paul Austin
Adrian the Hairdresser - Richard S. Lowy
Hot Tub Girl - Donna Ritchie
Park Bum - Kim Chan
Guy from Brooklyn - Michael Badalucco
Egyptian Ambassador - Elie J. Boubli
Prisoner - Adele Bertei
Coffee Shop Cop - Peter Castellotti
Party Guest - Wende Dasteel
Party Guest - Steve Eidel
Party Guest - Michael Kaufman
Party Guest - Ilene Kristen
Party Guest - Carol Leifer
Party Guest - Richard Portnow
Party Guest - Isabel García Lorca
Bellhop - Tim Ransom
Ray's Mom - Gilda Torterello
Ventriloquist - Stanley Burns
Man Waiting On Line - Robert Dahdah
Hot Tub Girl - Sandy Dell
Boy Triplet - Eddy Galland
Egyptian Diplomat - Kevin Harris
Boy Triplet - David Kellman
Egyptian Diplomat - Harsh Nayyar
Boy Triplet - Robert Shafran
Moving Man - Frank Stellato