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"Despicable Me" quotes

Despicable Me poster
When a criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls as pawns for a grand scheme, he finds their love is profoundly changing him for the better.

Director: Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud
Writer: Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio, Sergio Pablos
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, adventure, comedy
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $251,557,985
Released: 09 Jul 2010
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award3 wins & 41 nominations total

132 video clips

AgnesGruFred McdadeVectorEdithMargoCarnival BarkerDr. NefarioDave The MinionMiss HattieMr. PerkinsTourist Mom
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Ma someday I'm going to go to the moon - Despicable Me 00:11 Ma someday I'm going to go to the moon Oh my gosh - Despicable Me 00:11 Oh my gosh Hello Fred - Despicable Me 00:25 Hello Fred Why are you wearing pyjamas - Despicable Me 00:35 Why are you wearing pyjamas Will you read us a bedtime story - Despicable Me 00:17 Will you read us a bedtime story Hey that one looks like me - Despicable Me 00:10 Hey that one looks like me I'm applying for a new villain loan Go by the name of Vector - Despicable Me 00:30 I'm applying for a new villain loan Go by the name of... We stole the Statue of Liberty - Despicable Me 00:16 We stole the Statue of Liberty Whoa whoa whoa What was that - Despicable Me 00:34 Whoa whoa whoa What was that And here of course is the new weapon you ordered - Despicable Me 00:20 And here of course is the new weapon you ordered Oh no Sorry That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously - Despicable Me 00:06 Oh no Sorry That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously Kyle these are not treats These are guests - Despicable Me 00:22 Kyle these are not treats These are guests Cookies for sale - Despicable Me 00:31 Cookies for sale My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly - Despicable Me 00:07 My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly Question What are these - Despicable Me 00:22 Question What are these Are these beds made out of bombs - Despicable Me 00:12 Are these beds made out of bombs Three little kittens loved to play they had fun in the sun all day - Despicable Me 00:15 Three little kittens loved to play they had fun in the sun... It was your cousin's idea - Despicable Me 00:03 It was your cousin's idea Look Mom I drew a picture of me landing on the moon - Despicable Me 00:20 Look Mom I drew a picture of me landing on the moon Unicorns I love them Unicorns I love them - Despicable Me 00:22 Unicorns I love them Unicorns I love them One big unicorn strong and free - Despicable Me 00:33 One big unicorn strong and free Pinkie promise - Despicable Me 00:08 Pinkie promise When we got adopted by a bald guy I thought this'd be more like Annie - Despicable Me 00:07 When we got adopted by a bald guy I thought this'd be... Quick we have to warn him and fast - Despicable Me 00:06 Quick we have to warn him and fast Yes yes I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works - Despicable Me 00:07 Yes yes I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works Assemble the minions - Despicable Me 00:04 Assemble the minions Can we get stuffed crust - Despicable Me 00:14 Can we get stuffed crust Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rules - Despicable Me 00:35 Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rules Look at you a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby - Despicable Me 00:09 Look at you a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby Now we have located a shrink ray - Despicable Me 00:34 Now we have located a shrink ray You are a beautiful woman Do you speak Spanish - Despicable Me 00:20 You are a beautiful woman Do you speak Spanish No No Stay away from there - Despicable Me 00:20 No No Stay away from there I'm here for the girls I received a call that you wanted to return them - Despicable Me 00:17 I'm here for the girls I received a call that you... You've got to be pulling on my leg - Despicable Me 00:05 You've got to be pulling on my leg Do you know where the shrink ray is - Despicable Me 00:20 Do you know where the shrink ray is I fly to the moon I shrink the moon - Despicable Me 00:17 I fly to the moon I shrink the moon Can I drink this - Despicable Me 00:06 Can I drink this Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smell - Despicable Me 00:07 Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smell This is literature - Despicable Me 00:07 This is literature Yes Mine's shaped like a dead guy - Despicable Me 00:05 Yes Mine's shaped like a dead guy Hello Mom Sorry I meant to call but - Despicable Me 00:30 Hello Mom Sorry I meant to call but We've been working on this for a while - Despicable Me 00:21 We've been working on this for a while It's like my heart is a tooth - Despicable Me 00:11 It's like my heart is a tooth Now the girls - Despicable Me 00:12 Now the girls Just one more - Despicable Me 00:06 Just one more You don't have it - Despicable Me 00:10 You don't have it You gave us back - Despicable Me 00:08 You gave us back In terms of money - Despicable Me 00:08 In terms of money Boo ya - Despicable Me 00:21 Boo ya What He punched my shark - Despicable Me 00:04 What He punched my shark Somebody broke that - Despicable Me 00:03 Somebody broke that I hate that guy - Despicable Me 00:04 I hate that guy Justin - Despicable Me 00:07 Justin Don't make me laugh No - Despicable Me 00:12 Don't make me laugh No So good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite - Despicable Me 00:18 So good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs... Listen close you little punk - Despicable Me 00:15 Listen close you little punk I bet the mom is beautiful - Despicable Me 00:12 I bet the mom is beautiful And please watch over us and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep - Despicable Me 00:27 And please watch over us and bless that we'll have a... Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be - Despicable Me 00:31 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be Mom What are you doing here - Despicable Me 00:26 Mom What are you doing here How do you remove them Is there a command - Despicable Me 00:05 How do you remove them Is there a command They're very good - Despicable Me 00:16 They're very good Just so you know - Despicable Me 00:09 Just so you know Okay good Off you go Go clean something of mine - Despicable Me 00:10 Okay good Off you go Go clean something of mine Look at that That is cool - Despicable Me 00:09 Look at that That is cool I like him He's nice - Despicable Me 00:09 I like him He's nice What is that - Despicable Me 00:26 What is that Okay bedtime - Despicable Me 00:08 Okay bedtime Let's go Let's try another game - Despicable Me 00:10 Let's go Let's try another game Light bulb - Despicable Me 00:12 Light bulb Now the girls - Despicable Me 00:13 Now the girls You gave us back - Despicable Me 00:10 You gave us back Listen close you little punk - Despicable Me 00:17 Listen close you little punk Oh poop - Despicable Me 00:04 Oh poop Oh yeah - Despicable Me 00:11 Oh yeah Come on come on - Despicable Me 00:05 Come on come on No no no - Despicable Me 00:06 No no no Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smell - Despicable Me 00:07 Did you brush your teeth Let me smell Let me smell Do you know where the shrink ray is - Despicable Me 00:20 Do you know where the shrink ray is Good luck with that Okay I'm out of here - Despicable Me 00:05 Good luck with that Okay I'm out of here I fly to the moon I shrink the moon - Despicable Me 00:17 I fly to the moon I shrink the moon I'm here for the girls I received a call that you wanted to return them - Despicable Me 00:17 I'm here for the girls I received a call that you... In terms of money - Despicable Me 00:08 In terms of money It's like my heart is a tooth - Despicable Me 00:11 It's like my heart is a tooth Just one more - Despicable Me 00:06 Just one more Light bulb - Despicable Me 00:04 Light bulb Now the girls - Despicable Me 00:12 Now the girls This is literature - Despicable Me 00:07 This is literature Yes Mine's shaped like a dead guy - Despicable Me 00:05 Yes Mine's shaped like a dead guy
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Cast

Gru - Steve Carell
Vector - Jason Segel
Dr. Nefario - Russell Brand
Gru's Mom - Julie Andrews
Mr. Perkins - Will Arnett
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