Despicable Me quotes

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When a criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls as pawns for a grand scheme, he finds their love is profoundly changing him for the better.

Director: Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud
Writer: Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio, Sergio Pablos
Production: N/A
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $251,513,985
Released: 09 Jul 2010
Awards: 3 wins & 41 nominations total

67 Clips & Quotes

I'm going to go to the moon - Despicable Me 00:22 I'm going to go to the moon My gosh look at that fluffy unicorn - Despicable Me 00:16 My gosh look at that fluffy unicorn Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard - Despicable Me 00:46 Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard Will you read us a bedtime story - Despicable Me 00:27 Will you read us a bedtime story Why are you wearing your pajamas - Despicable Me 00:37 Why are you wearing your pajamas A dozen boogie robots - Despicable Me 00:20 A dozen boogie robots Is the new weapon you ordered - Despicable Me 00:27 Is the new weapon you ordered We stole the Statue of Liberty - Despicable Me 00:25 We stole the Statue of Liberty I'm applying for a villain loan - Despicable Me 00:49 I'm applying for a villain loan I saw that with my own eyes - Despicable Me 00:33 I saw that with my own eyes These are not treats - Despicable Me 00:24 These are not treats What are you talking about - Despicable Me 00:39 What are you talking about Three little kittens love to play - Despicable Me 00:46 Three little kittens love to play Cookies for sale - Despicable Me 00:19 Cookies for sale That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously - Despicable Me 00:19 That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously I drew a picture of me landing on the moon - Despicable Me 00:42 I drew a picture of me landing on the moon Are these beds made out of bombs - Despicable Me 00:34 Are these beds made out of bombs My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly - Despicable Me 00:19 My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly It was your cousin's idea - Despicable Me 00:13 It was your cousin's idea And once we take this shrink ray - Despicable Me 01:30 And once we take this shrink ray One big unicorn - Despicable Me 01:11 One big unicorn We have to warn him - Despicable Me 00:08 We have to warn him My pinkie promises - Despicable Me 00:07 My pinkie promises When we got adopted by a bald guy - Despicable Me 00:26 When we got adopted by a bald guy Assemble the minions - Despicable Me 00:06 Assemble the minions Can we get stuffed crust - Despicable Me 00:28 Can we get stuffed crust I went to kindergarten - Despicable Me 00:20 I went to kindergarten Clearly we need to set some rules - Despicable Me 01:43 Clearly we need to set some rules You are a beautiful woman - Despicable Me 00:28 You are a beautiful woman So I bought one so I could pet it - Despicable Me 00:16 So I bought one so I could pet it Stay away from there - Despicable Me 00:32 Stay away from there A little tiny toilet - Despicable Me 00:16 A little tiny toilet I'm here for the girls - Despicable Me 00:30 I'm here for the girls Did you brush your teeth - Despicable Me 00:18 Did you brush your teeth You got to be pulling on my leg - Despicable Me 00:14 You got to be pulling on my leg This is literature - Despicable Me 00:19 This is literature Mine's shaped like a dead guy - Despicable Me 00:13 Mine's shaped like a dead guy I meant to call - Despicable Me 00:32 I meant to call Can I drink this - Despicable Me 00:18 Can I drink this I fly to the moon - Despicable Me 00:33 I fly to the moon Do you know where the shrink ray is - Despicable Me 00:40 Do you know where the shrink ray is It's like my heart is a tooth - Despicable Me 00:30 It's like my heart is a tooth We've been working on this for a while now - Despicable Me 00:36 We've been working on this for a while now I accidentally closed my eyes - Despicable Me 00:06 I accidentally closed my eyes You gave us back - Despicable Me 00:21 You gave us back In terms of money - Despicable Me 00:17 In terms of money You don't have it - Despicable Me 00:27 You don't have it He punched my shark - Despicable Me 00:11 He punched my shark You little punk - Despicable Me 00:17 You little punk And don't let the bed bugs bite - Despicable Me 00:20 And don't let the bed bugs bite Don't make me laugh - Despicable Me 00:26 Don't make me laugh I got the shrink ray - Despicable Me 00:21 I got the shrink ray Somebody broke that - Despicable Me 00:14 Somebody broke that I hate that guy - Despicable Me 00:06 I hate that guy Take my picture - Despicable Me 00:16 Take my picture I bet the mom is beautiful - Despicable Me 00:34 I bet the mom is beautiful And please watch over us - Despicable Me 00:55 And please watch over us Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be - Despicable Me 00:55 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be What are you doing here - Despicable Me 00:32 What are you doing here Just so you know - Despicable Me 00:27 Just so you know I don't think he's a dentist - Despicable Me 00:06 I don't think he's a dentist Is there a commode - Despicable Me 00:12 Is there a commode Go clean something of mine - Despicable Me 00:12 Go clean something of mine That one looks like me - Despicable Me 00:36 That one looks like me Recorded message - Despicable Me 00:15 Recorded message You done been shrunk - Despicable Me 00:23 You done been shrunk They're very good - Despicable Me 00:18 They're very good

Cast

Vector - Jason Segel
Dr. Nefario - Russell Brand
Gru's Mom - Julie Andrews
Mr. Perkins - Will Arnett
Miss Hattie - Kristen Wiig
Edith - Dana Gaier
Agnes - Elsie Fisher
Tim the Minion - Pierre Coffin
Dave the Minion - Chris Renaud
Jerry the Minion - Jemaine Clement
Carnival Barker - Jack McBrayer
Fred McDade - Danny McBride
Tourist Mom - Mindy Kaling
Anchorman (voice) - Rob Huebel
Egyptian Guard (voice) - Ken Daurio
Talk Show Host (voice) - Ken Jeong
Additional Voices (voice) - Charles Bright
Additional Voices (voice) - Katie Leigh
Additional Voices (voice) - Ranjani Brow
Additional Voices (voice) - Scott Menville
Additional Voices (voice) - Holly Dorff
Additional Voices (voice) - Edie Mirman
Additional Voices (voice) - Jackie Gonneau
Additional Voices (voice) - Al Rodrigo
Additional Voices (voice) - Wendy Hoffman
Additional Voices (voice) - Jakob Roston
Additional Voices (voice) (as James Kyson Lee) - James Kyson
Additional Voices (voice) (as Hans Tester) - John Hans Tester
Additional Voices (voice) - Tony Lee
Additional Voices (voice) - Debi Mae West
(voice) - Mikaila Baumel
Edith (voice) - Derya Flechtner
Agnes (voice) - Sarah Kunze
Kevin der Minion (voice) - Benjamin Stöwe