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GruDon't make me laugh NoP S he is not getting the moonand P P S by the time I'm done with himhe's gonna be begging for mercy
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Despicable Me

Don't make me laugh! And P.S., he is not getting the moon! And P.P.S., when I'm done with...

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Gru?Vector:Don't make me laugh! And P.S., he is not getting the moon! And P.P.S., when I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!

Full Transcript

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Gru
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Don't make me laugh No
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P S he is not getting the moon
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and P P S by the time I'm done with him
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he's gonna be begging for mercy
Available in 7 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
1,267
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:15
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Illumination,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

When a criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls as pawns for a grand scheme, he finds their love is profoundly changing him for the better.

Actors

Jason Segel
Vector
Jason Segel
Look at you a little tiny toilet for a little tiny babyCurse you tiny toilet - Despicable Me 00:09
Look at you a little tiny toilet for a little tiny babyCurse...
Okay, here we are. - Despicable Me 00:18
Okay, here we are.
Can I hold your hand? - Despicable Me 00:06
Can I hold your hand?
When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like Annie. - Despicable Me 00:07
When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be...
Kyle these are not treats These are guestsGirls this is Kyle mydogFluffy doggyWhat kind of dog is thatHe is a I don't know - Despicable Me 00:22
Kyle these are not treats These are guestsGirls this is Kyle...
What kind of dog is that? - Despicable Me 00:32
What kind of dog is that?
No No Stay away from thereIt's fragileWell I suppose the plan will work with twoHey It's dark in hereIt poked a hole in my juice box - Despicable Me 00:20
No No Stay away from thereIt's fragileWell I suppose...
As you can see, I have provided everything a child might need. - Despicable Me 00:34
As you can see, I have provided everything a child might...
Somebody broke that - Despicable Me 00:03
Somebody broke that
Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rulesRule number oneYou will not touch anythingWhat about the floorYes you may touch the floorWhat about the airYes you may touch the airWhat about thisWhere did you get that Found itOkay Rule number two You will not - Despicable Me 01:06
Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rulesRule number...
- Where did you get that? - Despicable Me 00:25
- Where did you get that?
Very! I will see you in six hours. - Despicable Me 00:20
Very! I will see you in six hours.
Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at this Watch meCookie robots I said cookie robotsWhy are you so old - Despicable Me 00:22
Question What are theseA dozen boogie robots BoogieLook at...
Cookie robots. - Despicable Me 00:15
Cookie robots.
What is that? - Despicable Me 00:11
What is that?
Look at that That is coolCome onI don't think he's a dentist - Despicable Me 00:09
Look at that That is coolCome onI don't think he's...
We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti gravity serumI meant to close that He'll be all right I'm sureDo the effects wear off So farno No they don't - Despicable Me 00:21
We've been working on this for a whileIt's a anti...
I meant to close that. - Despicable Me 00:16
I meant to close that.
And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said dart gun not OkayOh yes 'Cause I was wonderingunder what circumstances would we use this - Despicable Me 00:20
And here of course is the new weapon you orderedNo noI said...
No, no. - Despicable Me 00:18
No, no.