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Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rulesRule number oneYou will not touch anythingWhat about the floorYes you may touch the floorWhat about the airYes you may touch the airWhat about thisWhere did

Mmm?

Despicable Me • 2010

Gru:
Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch *anything*.Margo:Aha. What about the floor?Gru:Yes, you may touch the floor.Margo:What about the air?Gru:Yes, you may touch the air.Edith:What about this?Gru: Where did you get that?Edith: Found it.Gru:Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?Agnes:Does this count as annoying?Gru: Very!Gru:I'll see you in six hours.Margo:Okay, don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right...? Agnes?Agnes: Mmm?

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Okay okay Clearly we need to set some rules

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Rule number one

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You will not touch anything

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What about the floor

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Yes you may touch the floor

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What about the air

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Yes you may touch the air

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What about this

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Where did you get that Found it

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Okay Rule number two You will not bother me while I'm working

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Rule number three

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You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle

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or sneeze or burp or fart

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So no no no annoying sounds All right

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Does this count as annoying

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Very

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I will see you in six hours

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Okay don't worry Everything's going to be fine

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We're gonna be really happy here Right Agnes

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養子縁組進めていただけるかな

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マーゴイディスアグネスにロビーに来る様に伝えて

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きっとママは美人よ

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パパは目を輝かせてるよ

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おうちはクマの形のグミで出来てるの

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ステキって言わないのね

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あたしのイモ虫蝶になんあいね

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それお菓子だよ

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デビーは幸運な人だったのね

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デビーって

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あなたの奥様でしょう

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みんな来たわね

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グルーさんを紹介するわ

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養子にしたいって

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彼は歯科医よ

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C CFCC5A А я уверена что мы будем жить в доме из жевательных мишек

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C CFCC5A Я хотела сказать что я очень рада

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C CFCC5A Ох почему из этого кокона так и не вылупилась бабочка

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C FAC0FE Потому что это Читос

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C CFCC5A А

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C FD845B Кажется Дебби с вами очень повезло

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C AAAAAA Кто такая Дебби

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C FD845B Ваша покойная супруга

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C FD845B О привет девочки

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медленная музыка

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C FD845B Девочки познакомьтесь с мистером Грю

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C FD845B Он решил вас удочерить

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C FD845B И он зубной врач

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C CFCC5A Хе хе Ха ха ха

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C CFCC5A Вау

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C 4DAC1E А привет

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C 4DAC1E Меня зовут Марго

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C 4DAC1E Это Эдит

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C 4DAC1E а её зовут Агнесс

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C CFCC5A Уха ха ха

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C CFCC5A Я поймала твою ногу Я поймала твою ногу

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C AAAAAA Хорошо Хватит уже

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Vendemos galletas para poder tener un futuro mejor

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Tienen de choco nuez Sí

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Se me prendió el foco

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Dr Nefario

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Necesitaré doce nano robots disfrazados de galletas

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Qué Galletas robots

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Quién habla Olvídalo

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Parece que pasó nuestro examen de antecedentes

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Dr Gru

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Y veo que ha hecho una lista

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de algunos de sus logros personales

Available in 7 languages

Duration

66 seconds

Views

1,466

Timestamp in Movie

00:32:52

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Illumination,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

When a criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls as pawns for a grand scheme, he finds their love is profoundly changing him for the better.

Actors

Gru

Margo

Miranda Cosgrove

Edith

Agnes