And you have a beautiful penis. I do? Oh, come on, Frank. Surely people have told you that...
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Lindsay:
[while evaluating Frank's attractiveness]
And you have a beautiful penis.
Frank:
I do?
Lindsay:
Oh, come on, Frank. Surely people have told you that your entire life.
Frank:
No.
Lindsay:
Well, it's very nice. It's straight, and you would not believe how epidemic a problem that is. Also it's balletically formed. It's not so big as to ever be cause for concern, but it's big enough never to be the object of ridicule or scorn. You're in a very sweet spot there.
Frank:
Are you saying that Keith's penis is not straight?
Lindsay:
Can you imagine that we would have gone this entire weekend without saying these things to each other?
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And you have a beautiful penis
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I do
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Oh come on Frank
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Surely people have told you that your entire life
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No
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Well it's very nice
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It's straight
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and you would not believe how epidemic a problem that is
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Also it's balletically formed
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It's not so big as to ever be a cause for concern
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but it's big enough never to be the object of ridicule or scorn
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You're in a very sweet spot there
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Are you saying that Keith's penis is not straight
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Can you imagine that we would have gone this entire weekend
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without saying these things to each other
Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 139
Timestamp in movie: 00h 55m 11s
Uploaded: 29 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: The story of two miserable and unpleasant wedding guests, Lindsay and Frank, who develop a mutual affection despite themselves.
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00:10 Do you want to have children
00:15 What brings you to San Luis Obispo
00:12 You okay Nope You
00:34 You're slender
00:26 Don't you want to secretly have a romantic life
01:14 So what do you do Frank
00:09 Was she born during the Great Depression No she caused it
00:12 Can we still hang together at the farewell brunch
00:11 Besides it's human nature to find pain in any situation...
00:31 There are seven billion people in the world
00:13 How about if I keep my mind open
00:24 And how do you know the esteemed Keith
00:14 What happened between us was not a miracle
00:16 But don't you believe there's someone for everyone
00:20 I'm not wearing anything under my pajamas
00:28 Howard left your mother
00:09 On the off chance that we are making a baby
00:08 Why didn't we meet seven years ago Frank
00:12 Why would anyone have my mother as the maid of honor
00:05 We're not a herd we're wedding guests