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Lindsay:
[while evaluating Frank's attractiveness]
And you have a beautiful penis. Frank:
I do? Lindsay:
Oh, come on, Frank. Surely people have told you that your entire life. Frank:
No. Lindsay:
Well, it's very nice. It's straight, and you would not believe how epidemic a problem that is. Also it's balletically formed. It's not so big as to ever be cause for concern, but it's big enough never to be the object of ridicule or scorn. You're in a very sweet spot there. Frank:
Are you saying that Keith's penis is not straight? Lindsay:
Can you imagine that we would have gone this entire weekend without saying these things to each other?
[while evaluating Frank's attractiveness]
And you have a beautiful penis. Frank:
I do? Lindsay:
Oh, come on, Frank. Surely people have told you that your entire life. Frank:
No. Lindsay:
Well, it's very nice. It's straight, and you would not believe how epidemic a problem that is. Also it's balletically formed. It's not so big as to ever be cause for concern, but it's big enough never to be the object of ridicule or scorn. You're in a very sweet spot there. Frank:
Are you saying that Keith's penis is not straight? Lindsay:
Can you imagine that we would have gone this entire weekend without saying these things to each other?
Full Transcript
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And you have a beautiful penis
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I do
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Oh come on Frank
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Surely people have told you that your entire life
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No
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Well it's very nice
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It's straight
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and you would not believe how epidemic a problem that is
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Also it's balletically formed
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It's not so big as to ever be a cause for concern
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but it's big enough never to be the object of ridicule or scorn
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You're in a very sweet spot there
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Are you saying that Keith's penis is not straight
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Can you imagine that we would have gone this entire weekend
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without saying these things to each other
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Movie Summary
The story of two miserable and unpleasant wedding guests, Lindsay and Frank, who develop a mutual affection despite themselves.
Actors
Lindsay
Frank
