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"Detention of the Dead" quotes

Detention of the Dead poster
A group of oddball high school students find themselves trapped in detention with their classmates having turned into a horde of Zombies.

Director: Alex Craig Mann
Writer: Alex Craig Mann, Rob Rinow
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2012
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 4.5
BoxOffice: $1,777
Released: 27 Apr 2012
Awards: N/A

88 Clips

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Goth chicks kick ass - Detention of the Dead 00:04 Goth chicks kick ass Well if this isn't a commentary - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Well if this isn't a commentary What kind of rabies is this - Detention of the Dead 00:14 What kind of rabies is this Would be caught dead there - Detention of the Dead 00:10 Would be caught dead there It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell - Detention of the Dead 00:06 It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell It looks like rob zombie - Detention of the Dead 00:06 It looks like rob zombie And if some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air - Detention of the Dead 00:10 And if some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air Because you weren't going to get into Harvard - Detention of the Dead 00:09 Because you weren't going to get into Harvard 1... 2... 3... - Detention of the Dead 00:07 1... 2... 3... Ah! Ah! - Detention of the Dead 00:05 Ah! Ah! And if some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air - Detention of the Dead 00:10 And if some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air Ash... Ash... - Detention of the Dead 00:06 Ash... Ash... Brad! Brad! Stop! - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Brad! Brad! Stop! Brad! - Detention of the Dead 00:09 Brad! Brad! What are you doing? - Detention of the Dead 00:08 Brad! What are you doing? Bradikins. You saved me. - Detention of the Dead 00:05 Bradikins. You saved me. Can I ask you something? - Detention of the Dead 00:09 Can I ask you something? Damn it! There's gotta be something, right? - Detention of the Dead 00:26 Damn it! There's gotta be something, right? Dude, hurry up. - Detention of the Dead 00:09 Dude, hurry up. Eddie! Eddie! Help! Eddie! - Detention of the Dead 00:23 Eddie! Eddie! Help! Eddie! Eddie! - Detention of the Dead 00:11 Eddie! Eddie! - Detention of the Dead 00:23 Eddie! Eddie? - Detention of the Dead 00:06 Eddie? Get out! Get out! - Detention of the Dead 00:09 Get out! Get out! Go out with a guy like me? - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Go out with a guy like me? Goth chicks kick ass. - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Goth chicks kick ass. Goth chicks kick ass - Detention of the Dead 00:04 Goth chicks kick ass Guys! - Detention of the Dead 00:16 Guys! Hang in there. - Detention of the Dead 00:09 Hang in there. Hey, if we live through this, um... - Detention of the Dead 00:26 Hey, if we live through this, um... Hit it! - Detention of the Dead 00:13 Hit it! Holy Moses Malone. - Detention of the Dead 00:09 Holy Moses Malone. How you like me now, Rumbly Thumbly? Hmm? - Detention of the Dead 00:07 How you like me now, Rumbly Thumbly? Hmm? Attention, all shoppers. Attention, all shoppers. - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Attention, all shoppers. Attention, all shoppers. cut me out of the family photo - Detention of the Dead 00:30 cut me out of the family photo I don't want to die a virgin. - Detention of the Dead 00:07 I don't want to die a virgin. Feet in the air and head on the ground - Detention of the Dead 00:31 Feet in the air and head on the ground I am a man, I am a man, I am a man - Detention of the Dead 00:16 I am a man, I am a man, I am a man I mean, I've done stuff, but never... - Detention of the Dead 00:15 I mean, I've done stuff, but never... Morning has broken - Detention of the Dead 00:14 Morning has broken Way out in the water, see it swimming - Detention of the Dead 00:10 Way out in the water, see it swimming I'm sorry, Willow. - Detention of the Dead 00:13 I'm sorry, Willow. It looks like rob zombie - Detention of the Dead 00:06 It looks like rob zombie It's almost empty. - Detention of the Dead 00:13 It's almost empty. It's locked! - Detention of the Dead 00:06 It's locked! It's not gonna hold. - Detention of the Dead 00:20 It's not gonna hold. It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell - Detention of the Dead 00:06 It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell - Detention of the Dead 00:17 It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell Jesus, Eddie. - Detention of the Dead 00:06 Jesus, Eddie. Just do it. - Detention of the Dead 00:11 Just do it. Most important... - Detention of the Dead 00:15 Most important... Mrs. rumbles! - Detention of the Dead 00:25 Mrs. rumbles! Mrs. Rumblethorp? - Detention of the Dead 00:14 Mrs. Rumblethorp? My uniform! - Detention of the Dead 00:23 My uniform! Oh. Cool. - Detention of the Dead 00:06 Oh. Cool. Oh, my God. - Detention of the Dead 00:13 Oh, my God. Oh, no. - Detention of the Dead 00:28 Oh, no. Oh... - Detention of the Dead 00:08 Oh... Oh, whoa, dude! - Detention of the Dead 00:18 Oh, whoa, dude! OK, no, I mean... - Detention of the Dead 00:08 OK, no, I mean... Ok... Ok. - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Ok... Ok. Shit. - Detention of the Dead 00:21 Shit. Shit. - Detention of the Dead 00:10 Shit. So applebees, huh? - Detention of the Dead 00:13 So applebees, huh? So I guess we'll never get that date. - Detention of the Dead 00:14 So I guess we'll never get that date. Sorry, but I think staying in there is a bad idea. - Detention of the Dead 00:06 Sorry, but I think staying in there is a bad idea. Thanks, guys. - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Thanks, guys. - The gun. - Isn't that... - Detention of the Dead 00:06 - The gun. - Isn't that... This isn't gonna hold for long. - Detention of the Dead 00:25 This isn't gonna hold for long. This might take awhile. - Detention of the Dead 00:09 This might take awhile. This sucks. - Detention of the Dead 00:15 This sucks. Uh... guys? - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Uh... guys? Uh... - Detention of the Dead 00:13 Uh... Um, do either of you have any idea - Detention of the Dead 00:11 Um, do either of you have any idea We need more stuff. - Detention of the Dead 00:11 We need more stuff. We reached the stairs. - Detention of the Dead 00:06 We reached the stairs. Well if this isn't a commentary - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Well if this isn't a commentary We're all gonna die. - Detention of the Dead 00:26 We're all gonna die. What are they doing? - Detention of the Dead 00:16 What are they doing? What do we do about that, brainiac? - Detention of the Dead 00:26 What do we do about that, brainiac? What do I do? What do I do? - Detention of the Dead 00:22 What do I do? What do I do? What kind of rabies is this - Detention of the Dead 00:14 What kind of rabies is this What's the math say? - Detention of the Dead 00:19 What's the math say? Where's Ash? - Detention of the Dead 00:06 Where's Ash? Which way! - Detention of the Dead 00:07 Which way! Yeah, whatever. - Detention of the Dead 00:06 Yeah, whatever. You saved me. - Detention of the Dead 00:08 You saved me. You're just so stuck up. - Detention of the Dead 00:09 You're just so stuck up.

Cast

Eddie - Jacob Zachar
Willow - Alexa Nikolas
Janet - Christa B. Allen
Brad - Jayson Blair
Ash - Justin Chon
Jimmy - Max Adler
Mark - Joseph Porter
Mrs. Rumblethorp - Michele Messmer
Guidance Counselor Zombie - Jonathan Coogan
Colonel - Richard Jewell
Jock Zombie - Adam DeFilippi
Rich Girl Zombie - Jennifer Wellbaum
Little Person Zombie - Bernie Allemon
Raging Zombie - Don Richard
Zombie Student - Dave Fogel
Zombie Student - Joey Paul Gowdy
Zombie - Geneva Brunetti
Zombie Teacher - Caroline Chuby
Hipster Zombie - Tiffani Elise Edwards
Zombie - Stephen Eldorado
Zombie - John Migliore
Samurai Zombie - Alex Nardelli
Zombie Shop Teacher - Brian Schaaf
Zombie Student - Stephanie Schaberg
Zombie - David Waldman