Detroit Rock City quotes

Detroit Rock City poster
Four members of a high school band called Mystery do everything they can to attend a KISS concert in Detroit. In order to make it to the show they must steal, cheat, strip, deal with an anti-rock mom and generally do whatever it takes to see the band that has inspired them to be musicians.

Director: Adam Rifkin
Writer: Carl V. Dupré
Production: New Line Cinema, Base 12 Productions
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Aug 1999
Awards: 3 nominations.


58 Clips & Quotes

I'm gonna ask you this nicely first - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
03:49
I'm gonna ask you this nicely first
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:49
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is
Just because she's a female gynecologist - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:37
Just because she's a female gynecologist
Take it easy man - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:54
Take it easy man
God forbid one day you have a son like you - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:30
God forbid one day you have a son like you
You're talking people passing around joints in the audience - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
01:29
You're talking people passing around joints in the audience
I don't even think you have a gun - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:14
I don't even think you have a gun
Disco's so fucking big right now - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:44
Disco's so fucking big right now
Have you learned your lesson yet - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:31
Have you learned your lesson yet
Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:16
Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before
Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:14
Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell
The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:37
The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys
How's it hanging - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:26
How's it hanging
Thanks for letting us use your make up supply - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:31
Thanks for letting us use your make up supply
This guy giving you shit - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:27
This guy giving you shit
I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
01:51
I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store
We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:33
We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation
It is about time - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:32
It is about time
That geek looks just like Jam - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:17
That geek looks just like Jam
Where's Karen Carpenter - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:28
Where's Karen Carpenter
Has that ever stopped me before - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:23
Has that ever stopped me before
Will you guys quit the mom bashing - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:57
Will you guys quit the mom bashing
I'm donating your tip to the church - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:25
I'm donating your tip to the church
Are you waiting for a confession - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:19
Are you waiting for a confession
They call me Dr - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:10
They call me Dr
This is such a lousy view - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:33
This is such a lousy view
Let's get one thing straight - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:43
Let's get one thing straight
What about the fucking dogs - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:18
What about the fucking dogs
I just had the killer est vision - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
01:41
I just had the killer est vision
Scream and I'll kick your head off - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:20
Scream and I'll kick your head off
If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:49
If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo
So who did your wardrobe - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
03:23
So who did your wardrobe
Waitin' for a bus - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:20
Waitin' for a bus
His idiot half brother - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:24
His idiot half brother
Your clothes may say disco - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:32
Your clothes may say disco
Just shut your faggoty ass mouth - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:35
Just shut your faggoty ass mouth
You know what Kiss stands for - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:19
You know what Kiss stands for
That's a Stella - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:10
That's a Stella
You guys like Disco - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:57
You guys like Disco
Just one more day of school to get through - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:33
Just one more day of school to get through
I wish somebody would tell these girls that  DISCO'S DEAD - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:44
I wish somebody would tell these girls that DISCO'S DEAD
And God was smiling down on us tonight - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:29
And God was smiling down on us tonight
You spilled the bong water all over the bed - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:16
You spilled the bong water all over the bed
What  are you doing - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:19
What are you doing
That's not very nice - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:11
That's not very nice
You googatz in the head or something - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:23
You googatz in the head or something
And we'll deserve it too - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:27
And we'll deserve it too
What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:16
What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids
Christine stole it - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:19
Christine stole it
Shut the fuck up - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:15
Shut the fuck up
Save your money - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:19
Save your money
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:25
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole
I ain't no midnight cowboy - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:17
I ain't no midnight cowboy
We're not stealing my mom's car - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:23
We're not stealing my mom's car
That weed knocked Christine on her ass - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:26
That weed knocked Christine on her ass
I can see your penis - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:19
I can see your penis
And the winner is - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:11
And the winner is
Each fan has a favorite - screenshot from movie Detroit Rock City
00:12
Each fan has a favorite

Cast

Mrs. Bruce - Lin Shaye
Christine - Natasha Lyonne
Elvis - Miles Dougal
Kenny - Nick Scotti
Bobby - David Quane
Mr. Bumsteen - Rodger Barton
Mrs. Bumsteen - Kathryn Haggis
Priest - David Gardner
Amanda Finch - Shannon Tweed
Cashier - Kristin Booth
Father McNulty - Joe Flaherty
Little Kid - Cody Jones
Study Hall Teacher - Joan Heney
Simple Simon - Rob Smith
Bartender - Aaron Berg
Roadie #1 - Paul Brogren
Man with Coat - Allan Clow
Mr. Johansen - Chris Benson
Scalper - Richard Hillman
Six Year Old #1 - Stephen Joffe
Six Year Old #2 - Ryan Letriard
Security Guard - Joseph Haase
Beefy Jerk #1 - Kevin Corrigan
Beefy Jerk #2 - Steve Schirripa
Girl #1 - Lindy Booth
Foxy Girl - Christina Sicoli
Pizza Boy - Vic Rigler
Female Parishoner - Eileen Flood
Matmok Lieutenant - Pamela Bowen
Cop #1 - Johnie Chase
Ticket Taker - Julian Richings
Chongo's Friend - Shane Daly
Chongo's Friend (as Noah Danby) - Noah Dalton Danby
Stripper #2 - Jonathan Cuthill
Stripper #3 - Neno Vojic
Stripper #4 - Rich Coulson
Stripper #5 - Michael Kremko
Stripper #6 - Derek De Luis
Babe #2 - Tara Elliott
Babe #3 - Elissa Bradley
Babe #4 - Cherry Flatley
Babe #5 (as Leilene Onrade) - Leilene Ondrade
Babe #7 - Jessica Kleiner
Babe #8 - Nadia Dalchand
Babe #9 - Kerri Michalica
Babe #10 - Kerry Robinson
Really Lucky Hot Tub Dude - Dino M. Sicoli
Kiss Fan - Todd Bendera
Guy in Red Track Suit - Jason Biggs
Self (archive footage) - Sonny Bono
Self (archive footage) - Jimmy Carter
Student - Raven Cinello
It's Raining Men Dancer - Bryan Dunn
Roadie - Frank Falcone
Mini-Mart Hostage - Matt Graver
Drunken Fan - Gavin Heffernan
Groupie - Kassandra Marr
Teenager - Brian McGuire
Concert kid - Randy Meehan
Babe #1 - Rina Nath
Self - in Resignation Speech (archive footage) - Richard Nixon
Simple Simon's Co-Host - Lisa Perkins
It's Raining Men Billboard Model - Adam Rifkin
KISS Concert Audience Member - Tim Sullivan
Nerdy Kid - Louis Tripp
Self - at Studio 54 (archive footage) - Andy Warhol
Man Backstage - Bill Welychka
Self (archive footage) -