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"Detroit Rock City" quotes

Detroit Rock City poster
In 1978, four rebellious teenagers try to scam their way into a KISS concert.

Director: Adam Rifkin
Writer: Carl V. Dupré
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $4,217,115
Released: 13 Aug 1999
Awards: 3 nominations

144 Clips

Ann Arbor - Detroit Rock City 00:03
Ann Arbor
To get the brains out of your ski cap - Detroit Rock City 00:05
To get the brains out of your ski cap
The paint - Detroit Rock City 00:04
The paint
Each fan has a favorite each one a fantasy - Detroit Rock City 00:06
Each fan has a favorite each one a fantasy
And the winner is - Detroit Rock City 00:07
And the winner is
And besides those jeans are so tight - Detroit Rock City 00:08
And besides those jeans are so tight
Man that weed knocked her straight on her ass - Detroit Rock City 00:09
Man that weed knocked her straight on her ass
We're not stealing my mom's car OK - Detroit Rock City 00:06
We're not stealing my mom's car OK
Give it to me baby - Detroit Rock City 00:04
Give it to me baby
But Mom - Detroit Rock City 00:03
But Mom
Come on - Detroit Rock City 00:03
Come on
Shut up - Detroit Rock City 00:04
Shut up
I ain't no Midnight Cowboy or anything like that - Detroit Rock City 00:06
I ain't no Midnight Cowboy or anything like that
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole - Detroit Rock City 00:19
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole
OK fuck it man I give up - Detroit Rock City 00:12
OK fuck it man I give up
God if you get me out of this - Detroit Rock City 00:08
God if you get me out of this
And call me Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:06
And call me Jam
Save your money stud muffin - Detroit Rock City 00:06
Save your money stud muffin
Shut the fuck up man - Detroit Rock City 00:05
Shut the fuck up man
Christine stole it Sleep my ass - Detroit Rock City 00:06
Christine stole it Sleep my ass
A tease What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids - Detroit Rock City 00:05
A tease What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids
Oh yeah Stella And we'll deserve it too - Detroit Rock City 00:10
Oh yeah Stella And we'll deserve it too
Christine - Detroit Rock City 00:11
Christine
Oh that's not very nice man - Detroit Rock City 00:04
Oh that's not very nice man
Jeremiah it's time to go Get - Detroit Rock City 00:11
Jeremiah it's time to go Get
Trip you asshole What - Detroit Rock City 00:07
Trip you asshole What
Ample time to go to the station and grab our tickets - Detroit Rock City 00:12
Ample time to go to the station and grab our tickets
I wish someone would tell these chicks that disco's dead - Detroit Rock City 00:17
I wish someone would tell these chicks that disco's dead
Just one more day of school to get through girls - Detroit Rock City 00:17
Just one more day of school to get through girls
You guys like disco - Detroit Rock City 00:24
You guys like disco
Hey look It's that girl - Detroit Rock City 00:07
Hey look It's that girl
That's an intelligently biting remark - Detroit Rock City 00:05
That's an intelligently biting remark
Don't you know what KlSS stands for - Detroit Rock City 00:07
Don't you know what KlSS stands for
Jam just shut your faggotty ass mouth OK - Detroit Rock City 00:17
Jam just shut your faggotty ass mouth OK
You know your clothes may say disco - Detroit Rock City 00:16
You know your clothes may say disco
We just pissed off the lncredible Hulk - Detroit Rock City 00:08
We just pissed off the lncredible Hulk
What the hell are you doing Sister Gonorrhea - Detroit Rock City 00:06
What the hell are you doing Sister Gonorrhea
Who did your wardrobe - Detroit Rock City 00:37
Who did your wardrobe
I had a nightmare that bullshit like this might happen - Detroit Rock City 00:14
I had a nightmare that bullshit like this might happen
Shit You just stumped my last ball you - Detroit Rock City 00:06
Shit You just stumped my last ball you
Fuck it's Elvis - Detroit Rock City 00:04
Fuck it's Elvis
Yeah man It could happen man - Detroit Rock City 00:33
Yeah man It could happen man
Yeah man It could happen man - Detroit Rock City 00:32
Yeah man It could happen man
I just had the killerest vision man - Detroit Rock City 00:35
I just had the killerest vision man
What about the fucking dogs - Detroit Rock City 00:08
What about the fucking dogs
OK dope burnout let's get one thing straight here - Detroit Rock City 00:14
OK dope burnout let's get one thing straight here
Man come on this is such a lousy view - Detroit Rock City 00:18
Man come on this is such a lousy view
Thank you - Detroit Rock City 00:09
Thank you
You waiting for a confession I thought you were Jewish - Detroit Rock City 00:05
You waiting for a confession I thought you were Jewish
Ten dollars and I'm donating your tip to the church - Detroit Rock City 00:10
Ten dollars and I'm donating your tip to the church
Shit man - Detroit Rock City 00:03
Shit man
Will you guys quit the mom bashing - Detroit Rock City 00:36
Will you guys quit the mom bashing
Are you grounded - Detroit Rock City 00:08
Are you grounded
Where is Karen Carpenter How would I know - Detroit Rock City 00:07
Where is Karen Carpenter How would I know
Shit man That geek looks like Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:11
Shit man That geek looks like Jam
It is about time - Detroit Rock City 00:12
It is about time
We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation - Detroit Rock City 00:11
We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation
I can't believe you're thinking of robbing this store - Detroit Rock City 00:35
I can't believe you're thinking of robbing this store
This fairy giving you shit bro - Detroit Rock City 00:13
This fairy giving you shit bro
Thanks for letting us use your makeup supply - Detroit Rock City 00:09
Thanks for letting us use your makeup supply
How's it hangin' padre - Detroit Rock City 00:12
How's it hangin' padre
I've been telling that sermon for years - Detroit Rock City 00:16
I've been telling that sermon for years
Mrs Bruce is a psycho bitch from hell - Detroit Rock City 00:05
Mrs Bruce is a psycho bitch from hell
It's been quite a night - Detroit Rock City 00:06
It's been quite a night
Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before - Detroit Rock City 00:05
Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before
Have you learned your lesson yet puke - Detroit Rock City 00:15
Have you learned your lesson yet puke
It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway - Detroit Rock City 00:14
It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway
You know something Disco's so fucking big now - Detroit Rock City 00:17
You know something Disco's so fucking big now
I don't even think you have a gun - Detroit Rock City 00:06
I don't even think you have a gun
She'll destroy 'em - Detroit Rock City 00:03
She'll destroy 'em
Check it out man - Detroit Rock City 00:27
Check it out man
We're here to take ourfriend Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:17
We're here to take ourfriend Jam
God forbid someday you have a son like you - Detroit Rock City 00:11
God forbid someday you have a son like you
This is better than the first time - Detroit Rock City 00:06
This is better than the first time
Take it easy man - Detroit Rock City 00:21
Take it easy man
Just because she's a female gynecologist - Detroit Rock City 00:12
Just because she's a female gynecologist
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is - Detroit Rock City 00:18
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is
Fuck man Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos - Detroit Rock City 00:08
Fuck man Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos
Hey scumbag drop it or I'll blow your head off - Detroit Rock City 00:17
Hey scumbag drop it or I'll blow your head off
Whoa dudes man - Detroit Rock City 00:34
Whoa dudes man
It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway - Detroit Rock City 00:39
It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway
It is about time - Detroit Rock City 00:32
It is about time
I'm gonna ask you this nicely first - Detroit Rock City 03:49
I'm gonna ask you this nicely first
I'm donating your tip to the church - Detroit Rock City 00:25
I'm donating your tip to the church
If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo - Detroit Rock City 00:49
If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo
I wish somebody would tell these girls that  DISCO'S DEAD - Detroit Rock City 00:44
I wish somebody would tell these girls that DISCO'S DEAD
I just had the killer est vision - Detroit Rock City 01:41
I just had the killer est vision
I don't even think you have a gun - Detroit Rock City 00:14
I don't even think you have a gun
You're talking people passing around joints in the audience - Detroit Rock City 01:29
You're talking people passing around joints in the audience
Your clothes may say disco - Detroit Rock City 00:32
Your clothes may say disco
You spilled the bong water all over the bed - Detroit Rock City 00:16
You spilled the bong water all over the bed
You know what Kiss stands for - Detroit Rock City 00:19
You know what Kiss stands for
I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store - Detroit Rock City 01:51
I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store
I can see your penis - Detroit Rock City 00:19
I can see your penis
I ain't no midnight cowboy - Detroit Rock City 00:17
I ain't no midnight cowboy
How's it hanging - Detroit Rock City 00:26
How's it hanging
His idiot half brother - Detroit Rock City 00:24
His idiot half brother
Have you learned your lesson yet - Detroit Rock City 00:31
Have you learned your lesson yet
Has that ever stopped me before - Detroit Rock City 00:23
Has that ever stopped me before
God if you get me out of this - Detroit Rock City 00:19
God if you get me out of this
God forbid one day you have a son like you - Detroit Rock City 00:30
God forbid one day you have a son like you
Each fan has a favorite - Detroit Rock City 00:12
Each fan has a favorite
Drop it or I'll blow your head off - Detroit Rock City 00:18
Drop it or I'll blow your head off
Disco's so fucking big right now - Detroit Rock City 00:44
Disco's so fucking big right now
Christine stole it - Detroit Rock City 00:19
Christine stole it
Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell - Detroit Rock City 00:14
Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell
Are you waiting for a confession - Detroit Rock City 00:19
Are you waiting for a confession
And we'll deserve it too - Detroit Rock City 00:27
And we'll deserve it too
And the winner is - Detroit Rock City 00:11
And the winner is
And God was smiling down on us tonight - Detroit Rock City 00:29
And God was smiling down on us tonight
And call me Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:14
And call me Jam
You guys like Disco - Detroit Rock City 00:57
You guys like Disco
You googatz in the head or something - Detroit Rock City 00:23
You googatz in the head or something
Will you guys quit the mom bashing - Detroit Rock City 00:57
Will you guys quit the mom bashing
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is - Detroit Rock City 00:49
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is
Where's Karen Carpenter - Detroit Rock City 00:28
Where's Karen Carpenter
What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids - Detroit Rock City 00:16
What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids
What  are you doing - Detroit Rock City 00:19
What are you doing
What about the fucking dogs - Detroit Rock City 00:18
What about the fucking dogs
We're not stealing my mom's car - Detroit Rock City 00:23
We're not stealing my mom's car
We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation - Detroit Rock City 00:33
We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation
Waitin' for a bus - Detroit Rock City 00:20
Waitin' for a bus
This is such a lousy view - Detroit Rock City 00:33
This is such a lousy view
This guy giving you shit - Detroit Rock City 00:27
This guy giving you shit
They call me Dr - Detroit Rock City 00:10
They call me Dr
The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys - Detroit Rock City 00:37
The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys
That's not very nice - Detroit Rock City 00:11
That's not very nice
That's a Stella - Detroit Rock City 00:10
That's a Stella
That weed knocked Christine on her ass - Detroit Rock City 00:26
That weed knocked Christine on her ass
That geek looks just like Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:17
That geek looks just like Jam
Thanks for letting us use your make up supply - Detroit Rock City 00:31
Thanks for letting us use your make up supply
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole - Detroit Rock City 00:25
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole
Take it easy man - Detroit Rock City 00:54
Take it easy man
So far you've seen me and my dick throw up - Detroit Rock City 00:16
So far you've seen me and my dick throw up
So who did your wardrobe - Detroit Rock City 03:23
So who did your wardrobe
Shut the fuck up - Detroit Rock City 00:15
Shut the fuck up
Scream and I'll kick your head off - Detroit Rock City 00:20
Scream and I'll kick your head off
Save your money - Detroit Rock City 00:19
Save your money
Satanic KISS concert - Detroit Rock City 00:35
Satanic KISS concert
Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before - Detroit Rock City 00:16
Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before
Let's get one thing straight - Detroit Rock City 00:43
Let's get one thing straight
Just shut your faggoty ass mouth - Detroit Rock City 00:35
Just shut your faggoty ass mouth
Just because she's a female gynecologist - Detroit Rock City 00:37
Just because she's a female gynecologist
Just one more day of school to get through - Detroit Rock City 00:33
Just one more day of school to get through

Cast

Mrs. Bruce - Lin Shaye
Christine - Natasha Lyonne
Elvis - Miles Dougal
Kenny - Nick Scotti
Bobby - David Quane
Mr. Bumsteen - Rodger Barton
Mrs. Bumsteen - Kathryn Haggis
Priest - David Gardner
Amanda Finch - Shannon Tweed
Cashier - Kristin Booth
Father McNulty - Joe Flaherty
Little Kid - Cody Jones
Study Hall Teacher - Joan Heney
Simple Simon - Rob Smith
Bartender - Aaron Berg
Roadie #1 - Paul Brogren
Man with Coat - Allan Clow
Mr. Johansen - Chris Benson
Scalper - Richard Hillman
Six Year Old #1 - Stephen Joffe
Six Year Old #2 - Ryan Letriard
Security Guard - Joseph Haase
Beefy Jerk #1 - Kevin Corrigan
Beefy Jerk #2 - Steve Schirripa
Girl #1 - Lindy Booth
Foxy Girl - Christina Sicoli
Pizza Boy - Vic Rigler
Female Parishoner - Eileen Flood
Matmok Lieutenant - Pamela Bowen
Cop #1 - Johnie Chase
Ticket Taker - Julian Richings
Chongo's Friend - Shane Daly
Chongo's Friend (as Noah Danby) - Noah Dalton Danby
Stripper #2 - Jonathan Cuthill
Stripper #3 - Neno Vojic
Stripper #4 - Rich Coulson
Stripper #5 - Michael Kremko
Stripper #6 - Derek De Luis
Babe #2 - Tara Elliott
Babe #3 - Elissa Bradley
Babe #4 - Cherry Flatley
Babe #5 (as Leilene Onrade) - Leilene Ondrade
Babe #7 - Jessica Kleiner
Babe #8 - Nadia Dalchand
Babe #9 - Kerri Michalica
Babe #10 - Kerry Robinson
Really Lucky Hot Tub Dude - Dino M. Sicoli
Kiss Fan - Todd Bendera
Guy in Red Track Suit - Jason Biggs
Self (archive footage) - Sonny Bono
Self (archive footage) - Jimmy Carter
Student - Raven Cinello
It's Raining Men Dancer - Bryan Dunn
Roadie - Frank Falcone
Mini-Mart Hostage - Matt Graver
Drunken Fan - Gavin Heffernan
Groupie - Kassandra Marr
Teenager - Brian McGuire
Concert kid - Randy Meehan
Babe #1 - Rina Nath
Self - in Resignation Speech (archive footage) - Richard Nixon
Simple Simon's Co-Host - Lisa Perkins
It's Raining Men Billboard Model - Adam Rifkin
KISS Concert Audience Member - Tim Sullivan
Nerdy Kid - Louis Tripp
Self - at Studio 54 (archive footage) - Andy Warhol
Man Backstage - Bill Welychka
Self (archive footage) -