Detroit Rock City quotes
Four members of a high school band called Mystery do everything they can to attend a KISS concert in Detroit. In order to make it to the show they must steal, cheat, strip, deal with an anti-rock mom and generally do whatever it takes to see the band that has inspired them to be musicians.
Director: Adam Rifkin
Writer: Carl V. Dupré
Production: New Line Cinema, Base 12 Productions
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Aug 1999
Awards: 3 nominations.
58 Clips & Quotes
03:49
I'm gonna ask you this nicely first
00:49
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is
00:37
Just because she's a female gynecologist
00:54
Take it easy man
00:30
God forbid one day you have a son like you
01:29
You're talking people passing around joints in the audience
00:14
I don't even think you have a gun
00:44
Disco's so fucking big right now
00:31
Have you learned your lesson yet
00:16
Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before
00:14
Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell
00:37
The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys
00:26
How's it hanging
00:31
Thanks for letting us use your make up supply
00:27
This guy giving you shit
01:51
I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store
00:33
We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation
00:32
It is about time
00:17
That geek looks just like Jam
00:28
Where's Karen Carpenter
00:23
Has that ever stopped me before
00:57
Will you guys quit the mom bashing
00:25
I'm donating your tip to the church
00:19
Are you waiting for a confession
00:10
They call me Dr
00:33
This is such a lousy view
00:43
Let's get one thing straight
00:18
What about the fucking dogs
01:41
I just had the killer est vision
00:20
Scream and I'll kick your head off
00:49
If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo
03:23
So who did your wardrobe
00:20
Waitin' for a bus
00:24
His idiot half brother
00:32
Your clothes may say disco
00:35
Just shut your faggoty ass mouth
00:19
You know what Kiss stands for
00:10
That's a Stella
00:57
You guys like Disco
00:33
Just one more day of school to get through
00:44
I wish somebody would tell these girls that DISCO'S DEAD
00:29
And God was smiling down on us tonight
00:16
You spilled the bong water all over the bed
00:19
What are you doing
00:11
That's not very nice
00:23
You googatz in the head or something
00:27
And we'll deserve it too
00:16
What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids
00:19
Christine stole it
00:15
Shut the fuck up
00:19
Save your money
00:25
Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole
00:17
I ain't no midnight cowboy
00:23
We're not stealing my mom's car
00:26
That weed knocked Christine on her ass
00:19
I can see your penis
00:11
And the winner is
00:12
Each fan has a favorite
Cast
Lex - Giuseppe Andrews
Trip - James DeBello
Hawk - Edward Furlong
Jam - Sam Huntington
Mrs. Bruce - Lin Shaye
Beth - Melanie Lynskey
Christine - Natasha Lyonne
Elvis - Miles Dougal
Kenny - Nick Scotti
Barbara - Emmanuelle Chriqui
Bobby - David Quane
Mr. Bumsteen - Rodger Barton
Mrs. Bumsteen - Kathryn Haggis
Priest - David Gardner
Amanda Finch - Shannon Tweed
Cashier - Kristin Booth
Father McNulty - Joe Flaherty
Little Kid - Cody Jones
Chongo - Matthew G. Taylor
Study Hall Teacher - Joan Heney
Simple Simon - Rob Smith
Bartender - Aaron Berg
Roadie #1 - Paul Brogren
Man with Coat - Allan Clow
Mr. Johansen - Chris Benson
Nun - Colleen Williams
Scalper - Richard Hillman
Six Year Old #1 - Stephen Joffe
Six Year Old #2 - Ryan Letriard
Security Guard - Joseph Haase
MC - Ron Jeremy
Beefy Jerk #1 - Kevin Corrigan
Beefy Jerk #2 - Steve Schirripa
Girl #1 - Lindy Booth
Foxy Girl - Christina Sicoli
Nerd - Michael Barry
Pizza Boy - Vic Rigler
Female Parishoner - Eileen Flood
Matmok Lieutenant - Pamela Bowen
Cop #1 - Johnie Chase
Ticket Taker - Julian Richings
KISS - Gene Simmons
KISS - Paul Stanley
KISS - Ace Frehley
KISS - Peter Criss
Chongo's Friend - Shane Daly
Chongo's Friend (as Noah Danby) - Noah Dalton Danby
Stripper #1 - Christopher Lee Clements
Stripper #2 - Jonathan Cuthill
Stripper #3 - Neno Vojic
Stripper #4 - Rich Coulson
Stripper #5 - Michael Kremko
Stripper #6 - Derek De Luis
Babe #2 - Tara Elliott
Babe #3 - Elissa Bradley
Babe #4 - Cherry Flatley
Babe #5 (as Leilene Onrade) - Leilene Ondrade
Babe #6 - Hazel K. Anderson
Babe #7 - Jessica Kleiner
Babe #8 - Nadia Dalchand
Babe #9 - Kerri Michalica
Babe #10 - Kerry Robinson
Really Lucky Hot Tub Dude - Dino M. Sicoli
Smoker - Gurjeet Ahluwalia
Kiss Fan - Todd Bendera
Guy in Red Track Suit - Jason Biggs
Self (archive footage) - Sonny Bono
Self (archive footage) - Jimmy Carter
Student - Raven Cinello
It's Raining Men Dancer - Bryan Dunn
Roadie - Frank Falcone
Mini-Mart Hostage - Matt Graver
Drunken Fan - Gavin Heffernan
Groupie - Kassandra Marr
Teenager - Brian McGuire
Concert kid - Randy Meehan
Babe #1 - Rina Nath
Self - in Resignation Speech (archive footage) - Richard Nixon
Simple Simon's Co-Host - Lisa Perkins
It's Raining Men Billboard Model - Adam Rifkin
KISS Concert Audience Member - Tim Sullivan
Nerdy Kid - Louis Tripp
Self - at Studio 54 (archive footage) - Andy Warhol
Man Backstage - Bill Welychka