Detroit Rock City quotes

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Four members of a high school band called Mystery do everything they can to attend a KISS concert in Detroit. In order to make it to the show they must steal, cheat, strip, deal with an anti-rock mom and generally do whatever it takes to see the band that has inspired them to be musicians.

Director: Adam Rifkin
Writer: Carl V. Dupré
Production: New Line Cinema, Base 12 Productions
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Aug 1999
Awards: 3 nominations.


62 Clips & Quotes

I'm gonna ask you this nicely first - Detroit Rock City 03:49 I'm gonna ask you this nicely first Why don't you put your money where your mouth is - Detroit Rock City 00:49 Why don't you put your money where your mouth is Drop it or I'll blow your head off - Detroit Rock City 00:18 Drop it or I'll blow your head off Just because she's a female gynecologist - Detroit Rock City 00:37 Just because she's a female gynecologist Take it easy man - Detroit Rock City 00:54 Take it easy man God forbid one day you have a son like you - Detroit Rock City 00:30 God forbid one day you have a son like you Satanic KISS concert - Detroit Rock City 00:35 Satanic KISS concert You're talking people passing around joints in the audience - Detroit Rock City 01:29 You're talking people passing around joints in the audience I don't even think you have a gun - Detroit Rock City 00:14 I don't even think you have a gun It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway - Detroit Rock City 00:39 It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway Disco's so fucking big right now - Detroit Rock City 00:44 Disco's so fucking big right now Have you learned your lesson yet - Detroit Rock City 00:31 Have you learned your lesson yet Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before - Detroit Rock City 00:16 Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before So far you've seen me and my dick throw up - Detroit Rock City 00:16 So far you've seen me and my dick throw up Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell - Detroit Rock City 00:14 Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys - Detroit Rock City 00:37 The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys How's it hanging - Detroit Rock City 00:26 How's it hanging Thanks for letting us use your make up supply - Detroit Rock City 00:31 Thanks for letting us use your make up supply This guy giving you shit - Detroit Rock City 00:27 This guy giving you shit I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store - Detroit Rock City 01:51 I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation - Detroit Rock City 00:33 We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation It is about time - Detroit Rock City 00:32 It is about time That geek looks just like Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:17 That geek looks just like Jam Where's Karen Carpenter - Detroit Rock City 00:28 Where's Karen Carpenter Has that ever stopped me before - Detroit Rock City 00:23 Has that ever stopped me before Will you guys quit the mom bashing - Detroit Rock City 00:57 Will you guys quit the mom bashing I'm donating your tip to the church - Detroit Rock City 00:25 I'm donating your tip to the church Are you waiting for a confession - Detroit Rock City 00:19 Are you waiting for a confession They call me Dr - Detroit Rock City 00:10 They call me Dr This is such a lousy view - Detroit Rock City 00:33 This is such a lousy view Let's get one thing straight - Detroit Rock City 00:43 Let's get one thing straight What about the fucking dogs - Detroit Rock City 00:18 What about the fucking dogs I just had the killer est vision - Detroit Rock City 01:41 I just had the killer est vision Scream and I'll kick your head off - Detroit Rock City 00:20 Scream and I'll kick your head off If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo - Detroit Rock City 00:49 If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo So who did your wardrobe - Detroit Rock City 03:23 So who did your wardrobe Waitin' for a bus - Detroit Rock City 00:20 Waitin' for a bus His idiot half brother - Detroit Rock City 00:24 His idiot half brother Your clothes may say disco - Detroit Rock City 00:32 Your clothes may say disco Just shut your faggoty ass mouth - Detroit Rock City 00:35 Just shut your faggoty ass mouth You know what Kiss stands for - Detroit Rock City 00:19 You know what Kiss stands for That's a Stella - Detroit Rock City 00:10 That's a Stella You guys like Disco - Detroit Rock City 00:57 You guys like Disco Just one more day of school to get through - Detroit Rock City 00:33 Just one more day of school to get through I wish somebody would tell these girls that  DISCO'S DEAD - Detroit Rock City 00:44 I wish somebody would tell these girls that DISCO'S DEAD And God was smiling down on us tonight - Detroit Rock City 00:29 And God was smiling down on us tonight You spilled the bong water all over the bed - Detroit Rock City 00:16 You spilled the bong water all over the bed What  are you doing - Detroit Rock City 00:19 What are you doing That's not very nice - Detroit Rock City 00:11 That's not very nice You googatz in the head or something - Detroit Rock City 00:23 You googatz in the head or something And we'll deserve it too - Detroit Rock City 00:27 And we'll deserve it too What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids - Detroit Rock City 00:16 What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids Christine stole it - Detroit Rock City 00:19 Christine stole it Shut the fuck up - Detroit Rock City 00:15 Shut the fuck up Save your money - Detroit Rock City 00:19 Save your money Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole - Detroit Rock City 00:25 Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole I ain't no midnight cowboy - Detroit Rock City 00:17 I ain't no midnight cowboy We're not stealing my mom's car - Detroit Rock City 00:23 We're not stealing my mom's car That weed knocked Christine on her ass - Detroit Rock City 00:26 That weed knocked Christine on her ass I can see your penis - Detroit Rock City 00:19 I can see your penis And the winner is - Detroit Rock City 00:11 And the winner is Each fan has a favorite - Detroit Rock City 00:12 Each fan has a favorite

Cast

Mrs. Bruce - Lin Shaye
Christine - Natasha Lyonne
Elvis - Miles Dougal
Kenny - Nick Scotti
Bobby - David Quane
Mr. Bumsteen - Rodger Barton
Mrs. Bumsteen - Kathryn Haggis
Priest - David Gardner
Amanda Finch - Shannon Tweed
Cashier - Kristin Booth
Father McNulty - Joe Flaherty
Little Kid - Cody Jones
Study Hall Teacher - Joan Heney
Simple Simon - Rob Smith
Bartender - Aaron Berg
Roadie #1 - Paul Brogren
Man with Coat - Allan Clow
Mr. Johansen - Chris Benson
Scalper - Richard Hillman
Six Year Old #1 - Stephen Joffe
Six Year Old #2 - Ryan Letriard
Security Guard - Joseph Haase
Beefy Jerk #1 - Kevin Corrigan
Beefy Jerk #2 - Steve Schirripa
Girl #1 - Lindy Booth
Foxy Girl - Christina Sicoli
Pizza Boy - Vic Rigler
Female Parishoner - Eileen Flood
Matmok Lieutenant - Pamela Bowen
Cop #1 - Johnie Chase
Ticket Taker - Julian Richings
Chongo's Friend - Shane Daly
Chongo's Friend (as Noah Danby) - Noah Dalton Danby
Stripper #2 - Jonathan Cuthill
Stripper #3 - Neno Vojic
Stripper #4 - Rich Coulson
Stripper #5 - Michael Kremko
Stripper #6 - Derek De Luis
Babe #2 - Tara Elliott
Babe #3 - Elissa Bradley
Babe #4 - Cherry Flatley
Babe #5 (as Leilene Onrade) - Leilene Ondrade
Babe #7 - Jessica Kleiner
Babe #8 - Nadia Dalchand
Babe #9 - Kerri Michalica
Babe #10 - Kerry Robinson
Really Lucky Hot Tub Dude - Dino M. Sicoli
Kiss Fan - Todd Bendera
Guy in Red Track Suit - Jason Biggs
Self (archive footage) - Sonny Bono
Self (archive footage) - Jimmy Carter
Student - Raven Cinello
It's Raining Men Dancer - Bryan Dunn
Roadie - Frank Falcone
Mini-Mart Hostage - Matt Graver
Drunken Fan - Gavin Heffernan
Groupie - Kassandra Marr
Teenager - Brian McGuire
Concert kid - Randy Meehan
Babe #1 - Rina Nath
Self - in Resignation Speech (archive footage) - Richard Nixon
Simple Simon's Co-Host - Lisa Perkins
It's Raining Men Billboard Model - Adam Rifkin
KISS Concert Audience Member - Tim Sullivan
Nerdy Kid - Louis Tripp
Self - at Studio 54 (archive footage) - Andy Warhol
Man Backstage - Bill Welychka
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