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"Detroit Rock City" quotes

Detroit Rock City poster
In 1978, four rebellious teenagers try to scam their way into a KISS concert.

Director: Adam Rifkin
Writer: Carl V. Dupré
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $4,217,115
Released: 13 Aug 1999
Awards: 3 nominations
Whoa dudes man - Detroit Rock City 00:34 Whoa dudes man Hey scumbag drop it or I'll blow your head off - Detroit Rock City 00:17 Hey scumbag drop it or I'll blow your head off Why don't you put your money where your mouth is - Detroit Rock City 00:18 Why don't you put your money where your mouth is Just because she's a female gynecologist - Detroit Rock City 00:12 Just because she's a female gynecologist Take it easy man - Detroit Rock City 00:21 Take it easy man God forbid someday you have a son like you - Detroit Rock City 00:11 God forbid someday you have a son like you We're here to take ourfriend Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:17 We're here to take ourfriend Jam Check it out man - Detroit Rock City 00:27 Check it out man I don't even think you have a gun - Detroit Rock City 00:06 I don't even think you have a gun You know something Disco's so fucking big now - Detroit Rock City 00:17 You know something Disco's so fucking big now It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway - Detroit Rock City 00:14 It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the... Have you learned your lesson yet puke - Detroit Rock City 00:15 Have you learned your lesson yet puke Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before - Detroit Rock City 00:05 Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before It's been quite a night - Detroit Rock City 00:06 It's been quite a night Mrs Bruce is a psycho bitch from hell - Detroit Rock City 00:05 Mrs Bruce is a psycho bitch from hell I've been telling that sermon for years - Detroit Rock City 00:16 I've been telling that sermon for years How's it hangin' padre - Detroit Rock City 00:12 How's it hangin' padre Thanks for letting us use your makeup supply - Detroit Rock City 00:09 Thanks for letting us use your makeup supply This fairy giving you shit bro - Detroit Rock City 00:13 This fairy giving you shit bro I can't believe you're thinking of robbing this store - Detroit Rock City 00:35 I can't believe you're thinking of robbing this... We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation - Detroit Rock City 00:11 We must get the cops in on this Volvo situation It is about time - Detroit Rock City 00:12 It is about time Shit man That geek looks like Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:11 Shit man That geek looks like Jam Where is Karen Carpenter How would I know - Detroit Rock City 00:07 Where is Karen Carpenter How would I know Are you grounded - Detroit Rock City 00:08 Are you grounded Will you guys quit the mom bashing - Detroit Rock City 00:36 Will you guys quit the mom bashing Ten dollars and I'm donating your tip to the church - Detroit Rock City 00:10 Ten dollars and I'm donating your tip to the church You waiting for a confession I thought you were Jewish - Detroit Rock City 00:05 You waiting for a confession I thought you were Jewish Thank you - Detroit Rock City 00:09 Thank you Man come on this is such a lousy view - Detroit Rock City 00:18 Man come on this is such a lousy view OK dope burnout let's get one thing straight here - Detroit Rock City 00:14 OK dope burnout let's get one thing straight here What about the fucking dogs - Detroit Rock City 00:08 What about the fucking dogs Yeah man It could happen man - Detroit Rock City 00:33 Yeah man It could happen man Shit You just stumped my last ball you - Detroit Rock City 00:06 Shit You just stumped my last ball you I had a nightmare that bullshit like this might happen - Detroit Rock City 00:14 I had a nightmare that bullshit like this might happen Who did your wardrobe - Detroit Rock City 00:37 Who did your wardrobe What the hell are you doing Sister Gonorrhea - Detroit Rock City 00:06 What the hell are you doing Sister Gonorrhea We just pissed off the lncredible Hulk - Detroit Rock City 00:08 We just pissed off the lncredible Hulk You know your clothes may say disco - Detroit Rock City 00:16 You know your clothes may say disco Jam just shut your faggotty ass mouth OK - Detroit Rock City 00:17 Jam just shut your faggotty ass mouth OK Don't you know what KlSS stands for - Detroit Rock City 00:07 Don't you know what KlSS stands for Hey look It's that girl - Detroit Rock City 00:07 Hey look It's that girl You guys like disco - Detroit Rock City 00:24 You guys like disco Just one more day of school to get through girls - Detroit Rock City 00:17 Just one more day of school to get through girls I wish someone would tell these chicks that disco's dead - Detroit Rock City 00:17 I wish someone would tell these chicks that disco's... Ample time to go to the station and grab our tickets - Detroit Rock City 00:12 Ample time to go to the station and grab our tickets Trip you asshole What - Detroit Rock City 00:07 Trip you asshole What Jeremiah it's time to go Get - Detroit Rock City 00:11 Jeremiah it's time to go Get Oh that's not very nice man - Detroit Rock City 00:04 Oh that's not very nice man Christine - Detroit Rock City 00:11 Christine Oh yeah Stella And we'll deserve it too - Detroit Rock City 00:10 Oh yeah Stella And we'll deserve it too A tease What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids - Detroit Rock City 00:05 A tease What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids Christine stole it Sleep my ass - Detroit Rock City 00:06 Christine stole it Sleep my ass Shut the fuck up man - Detroit Rock City 00:05 Shut the fuck up man Save your money stud muffin - Detroit Rock City 00:06 Save your money stud muffin And call me Jam - Detroit Rock City 00:06 And call me Jam God if you get me out of this - Detroit Rock City 00:08 God if you get me out of this Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole - Detroit Rock City 00:19 Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole I ain't no Midnight Cowboy or anything like that - Detroit Rock City 00:06 I ain't no Midnight Cowboy or anything like that But Mom - Detroit Rock City 00:03 But Mom We're not stealing my mom's car OK - Detroit Rock City 00:06 We're not stealing my mom's car OK Man that weed knocked her straight on her ass - Detroit Rock City 00:09 Man that weed knocked her straight on her ass And besides those jeans are so tight - Detroit Rock City 00:08 And besides those jeans are so tight And the winner is - Detroit Rock City 00:07 And the winner is Each fan has a favorite each one a fantasy - Detroit Rock City 00:06 Each fan has a favorite each one a fantasy Ann Arbor - Detroit Rock City 00:03 Ann Arbor Fuck man Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos - Detroit Rock City 00:08 Fuck man Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos This is better than the first time - Detroit Rock City 00:06 This is better than the first time She'll destroy 'em - Detroit Rock City 00:03 She'll destroy 'em Shit man - Detroit Rock City 00:04 Shit man Fuck it's Elvis - Detroit Rock City 00:03 Fuck it's Elvis That's an intelligently biting remark - Detroit Rock City 00:05 That's an intelligently biting remark OK fuck it man I give up - Detroit Rock City 00:11 OK fuck it man I give up Give it to me baby - Detroit Rock City 00:05 Give it to me baby The paint - Detroit Rock City 00:03 The paint To get the brains out of your ski cap - Detroit Rock City 00:05 To get the brains out of your ski cap

Cast

Mrs. Bruce - Lin Shaye
Christine - Natasha Lyonne
Elvis - Miles Dougal
Kenny - Nick Scotti
Bobby - David Quane
Mr. Bumsteen - Rodger Barton
Mrs. Bumsteen - Kathryn Haggis
Priest - David Gardner
Amanda Finch - Shannon Tweed
Cashier - Kristin Booth
Father McNulty - Joe Flaherty
Little Kid - Cody Jones
Study Hall Teacher - Joan Heney
Simple Simon - Rob Smith
Bartender - Aaron Berg
Roadie #1 - Paul Brogren
Man with Coat - Allan Clow
Mr. Johansen - Chris Benson
Scalper - Richard Hillman
Six Year Old #1 - Stephen Joffe
Six Year Old #2 - Ryan Letriard
Security Guard - Joseph Haase
Beefy Jerk #1 - Kevin Corrigan
Beefy Jerk #2 - Steve Schirripa
Girl #1 - Lindy Booth
Foxy Girl - Christina Sicoli
Pizza Boy - Vic Rigler
Female Parishoner - Eileen Flood
Matmok Lieutenant - Pamela Bowen
Cop #1 - Johnie Chase
Ticket Taker - Julian Richings
Chongo's Friend - Shane Daly
Chongo's Friend (as Noah Danby) - Noah Dalton Danby
Stripper #2 - Jonathan Cuthill
Stripper #3 - Neno Vojic
Stripper #4 - Rich Coulson
Stripper #5 - Michael Kremko
Stripper #6 - Derek De Luis
Babe #2 - Tara Elliott
Babe #3 - Elissa Bradley
Babe #4 - Cherry Flatley
Babe #5 (as Leilene Onrade) - Leilene Ondrade
Babe #7 - Jessica Kleiner
Babe #8 - Nadia Dalchand
Babe #9 - Kerri Michalica
Babe #10 - Kerry Robinson
Really Lucky Hot Tub Dude - Dino M. Sicoli
Kiss Fan - Todd Bendera
Guy in Red Track Suit - Jason Biggs
Self (archive footage) - Sonny Bono
Self (archive footage) - Jimmy Carter
Student - Raven Cinello
It's Raining Men Dancer - Bryan Dunn
Roadie - Frank Falcone
Mini-Mart Hostage - Matt Graver
Drunken Fan - Gavin Heffernan
Groupie - Kassandra Marr
Teenager - Brian McGuire
Concert kid - Randy Meehan
Babe #1 - Rina Nath
Self - in Resignation Speech (archive footage) - Richard Nixon
Simple Simon's Co-Host - Lisa Perkins
It's Raining Men Billboard Model - Adam Rifkin
KISS Concert Audience Member - Tim Sullivan
Nerdy Kid - Louis Tripp
Self - at Studio 54 (archive footage) - Andy Warhol
Man Backstage - Bill Welychka
Self (archive footage) -