Hey what's up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back?...

Detroit Rock City1999
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Jam:
Hey what's up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back?
Mrs. Bruce:
Your drumsticks are the least of your worries young man. You ran out on God! My son just ran out on God! You are in a world of...
Jam:
TROUBLE! HA HA HA! I've been in trouble for the past 12 hours! HELLO? You know I'm going to be in St. Bernards Boarding School for the next 2 years of my life, remember?
Mrs. Bruce:
YES!
Jam:
I am going to be out of your hair until I am a legal adult!
Mrs. Bruce:
YES!
Jam:
Then all you have to do is go to church, light a candle, and pray to some stupid little statue for me and all is forgiven and forgotten, right mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt free pursuit of more constructive activities like telling everybody ELSE how screwed up THEIR lives are. And then you no longer need the patience and understanding required to talk to your own son on some normal plain. And then that way you don't have to think about how tough it was for you when you were growing up and its probably a good thing too cause if you did, you'd realize what a lousy, goddamn shitty-ass parent you are!
Mrs. Bruce:
Jeremiah... what has gotten into you?
Jam:
[Yells over bullhorn to crowd of church-goers]
I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD... HAVE... MERCY! Now, for the last time... Mom... Give me back my FUCKING drumsticks...
[long pause]

Jam:
please.


Transcript

We as parents are obligated-- How's it going, Mom? I'm going to ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back? Your drumsticks are the least of your worries, young man. You ran out on God! My son just ran out on God! You are in a world of-- Trouble? I've been in trouble for the past twelve hours. I'm going to be in St. Bernard's boarding school... for the next two years of my life, remember? I'm going to be out of your hair until I am a legal adult! Then all you have to do is go to church... Iight a candle, and pray to some stupid statue... and all is forgiven and forgotten, right, Mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt-free pursuit... of more constructive activities... Iike telling everybody else how screwed up their lives are. Then you no longer need the patience... and understanding required... in order to talk to your own son on some normal plane. That way, you don't even need to think... about how tough it was for you when you were growing up. It's probably a good thing, too, 'cause if you did... you'd realize what a lousy... goddamn, shitty-ass parent you are. What has gotten into you? I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! Lord have mercy! Now... for the last time... Mom, give me back my fucking drumsticks. Please. Cute. They grow upfast, don't they? Hey, dude. Dude, I got the cash, man. Check it out. No, that can't be the last ticket! God! You fucking bastard! Any luck? Yeah, man, plenty, but it was all bad, man. I found the Volvo. Tickets? Wait a second. I know how we can get in. I say that we beat the shit out of each other, right? Then we go to the ticket taker... and we say that we got mugged and our tickets were stolen. They have to let us in then, right?

Clip duration: 229 seconds
Views: 647
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, music
Summary: In 1978, four rebellious teenagers try to scam their way into a KISS concert.


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Actors

Mrs. Bruce - Lin Shaye