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Detroit Rock City • 1999

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Trip:
So who did your wardrobe? A band of preppy sailboat captains?
Jam:
Hey, my mom had me over a barrel, alright? After what happened last night I had to let her *dress* me today!
[Huffs]

Jam:
It's a give-and-take relationship.
Lex:
Yeah, she gives you shit, and you take it!
Hawk:
Jam, give me the tickets, man, I wanna hang on to them.
Jam:
The... tickets?
Hawk:
What?
Jam:
you see, there's a little, *little* problem with that. They're still at my house in Trip's jacket.
Hawk:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Jam:
She was standing right over me while I was changing, for fuck's sake!
Hawk:
Jam, you are so pathetic, man!
Trip:
That is some sick shit right there! What, does she comb your ass hair for you too?
Lex:
Jam, if she even smells those tickets, she'll destroy 'em, and we get fucked outta seein' KISS for the third year in a row!
Jam:
They're fine, they're at my house, they're perfectly safe. We can go there right after school and pick 'em up. My mom's not even gonna be there!
Trip:
Dudes, hours from now, we're actually gonna be seein' KISS!
Hawk:
All right, man. We'll just double time it to your house, and grab the tickets before heading to the train station for the 3:45 to DETROIT... ROCK... CITY! GOD!
[Bell rings]

Hawk:
Well, as they say in the tampon biz, see you next period.
[slams locker door]

Transcript:

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Who did your wardrobe

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Tad the Preppie Sailboat Captain

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My mom had me over a barrel all right

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After last night I had to let her dress me

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It's a give and take relationship

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She gives you shit and you take it

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Hey Jam hand over the tickets

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Tickets

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What

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There's a uh Iittle little problem

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They're still at my house in Trip's jacket

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What are you talking about

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She was standing over me when I was changing

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You are so pathetic

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That's some sick shit right there man

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Does she comb your ass hair for you too

Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 10
Timestamp in movie: 00:12:08
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, music
Summary: In 1978, four rebellious teenagers try to scam their way into a KISS concert.