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"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" quotes

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo poster
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst.

Director: Mike Bigelow
Writer: Harris Goldberg, Rob Schneider, David Garrett
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 23/100
ImdbRating: 4.6
BoxOffice: $22,400,154
Released: 12 Aug 2005
Awards: 3 wins & 10 nominations

118 video clips

T.j. HicksDeuce BigalowFrenchmanEnzo GiarraputoChadsworth Buckingham, IiiAssapopoulos MariolisMahmoudDutch GigoloJavier SandooskiWealthy Woman In CarPro American WomanGaspar VoorsbochLilyHeinz HummerSecurity GuardEarl McmanusEvaMarlene AlsmereTourist
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I need a quick gigolo fix - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:34 I need a quick gigolo fix I'm in blackface - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:47 I'm in blackface You die with the rest of them - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 03:35 You die with the rest of them That is not a dick in my hand - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:30 That is not a dick in my hand I am Heinz Hummer - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:51 I am Heinz Hummer Did anyone hurt you in there - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:41 Did anyone hurt you in there We will die together - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:47 We will die together Let me give you the low down on T - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 01:03 Let me give you the low down on T He's the Man Whore killer - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 01:28 He's the Man Whore killer But they were the first to put them together - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:19 But they were the first to put them together T J thank God you're here - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:21 T J thank God you're here Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's pants - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's... I'll be seeing you again man whore - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 I'll be seeing you again man whore We're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:15 We're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone I ain't gay - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:10 I ain't gay We don't unilaterally invade another country just to steal their oil - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:17 We don't unilaterally invade another country just to... You doped up cracker - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 You doped up cracker MAN Fuck off ya Yank - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:07 MAN Fuck off ya Yank If you're going to stick two in there - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:13 If you're going to stick two in there Got any She Johns lined up for Tonight - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:46 Got any She Johns lined up for Tonight Before I can go on a date I have to collect - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:13 Before I can go on a date I have to collect You like them big hairy balls dont ya - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:15 You like them big hairy balls dont ya Check it out That's Assapopulus from Greece - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:14 Check it out That's Assapopulus from Greece Why aren't you in disguise I'm in disguise - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:23 Why aren't you in disguise I'm in disguise I love President Bush - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:22 I love President Bush I'm from Canada and I'm wasted - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 I'm from Canada and I'm wasted What is that - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:12 What is that We'll find the killer using your twat sicle - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:04 We'll find the killer using your twat sicle But this is a Private Club - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:30 But this is a Private Club Did anybody hurt you in there - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:39 Did anybody hurt you in there Holy Mother of God - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:30 Holy Mother of God Now let me give you all the lowdown on T J - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:21 Now let me give you all the lowdown on T J Baron Von Doggy Style - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:16 Baron Von Doggy Style Baby never eat again - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:09 Baby never eat again All right. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 All right. Are yous okay? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:07 Are yous okay? Baby husngry Want booby - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:09 Baby husngry Want booby Baby husngry? Want booby? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:09 Baby husngry? Want booby? Baby walk to Mommy. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:17 Baby walk to Mommy. Before l can go on a date l have to collect five different colored tuslips - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:12 Before l can go on a date l have to collect five different... Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's pants - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:07 Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's... Damn, no lipstick. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:27 Damn, no lipstick. Deusce! - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:31 Deusce! Did l get it? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:10 Did l get it? -Don't go in there. Stop! -Gaspar. Gaspar. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:07 -Don't go in there. Stop! -Gaspar. Gaspar. Eva. Eva. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:25 Eva. Eva. Eva. Eva. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:20 Eva. Eva. Evidence. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:24 Evidence. Excusse me. This is a private clusb. Man-whores only. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:22 Excusse me. This is a private clusb. Man-whores only. Excusse me This is a private clusb Man whores only - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:29 Excusse me This is a private clusb Man whores only Fusck off yous Yank - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 Fusck off yous Yank Get off of my titty yous doped usp cracker - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 Get off of my titty yous doped usp cracker Get the list. lt's in his pants. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:07 Get the list. lt's in his pants. He's the killer What - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:45 He's the killer What Hey, can l see yous when yous get off work? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:10 Hey, can l see yous when yous get off work? Hey Daddy l was looking in yousr usnderwear drawer and l fousnd - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:22 Hey Daddy l was looking in yousr usnderwear drawer and l... Hey, everybody. l'm home. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:16 Hey, everybody. l'm home. Hey, look at that. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 Hey, look at that. Hey, what do yous think yous're doing? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 Hey, what do yous think yous're doing? Hey, whoa, whoa. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:19 Hey, whoa, whoa. Hey, yousr mama is in here. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:14 Hey, yousr mama is in here. Hi. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 Hi. How come yous didn't tell them l wasn't gay? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:27 How come yous didn't tell them l wasn't gay? How long are yous going to be staying in Holland? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:25 How long are yous going to be staying in Holland? Kate, this is my new friend, Eva. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:11 Kate, this is my new friend, Eva. L ain't gay l was only looking down his pants - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:10 L ain't gay l was only looking down his pants L am Heinz Husmmer l'm the gigolo with the most below Okay - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:18 L am Heinz Husmmer l'm the gigolo with the most below... -l better get to work. -Okay. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:26 -l better get to work. -Okay. L can't believe yous brousght a dead man-whore in my home. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:30 L can't believe yous brousght a dead man-whore in my ho... L know who the killer is. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 L know who the killer is. L wousld like to take yous from behind - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 L wousld like to take yous from behind L wousld love to hear some Latin mussic. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:19 L wousld love to hear some Latin mussic. -Let's go. -l think l'm gonna puske. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:19 -Let's go. -l think l'm gonna puske. Lf yous let a woman know yous care, maybe she'll give yous an lrish Facial. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 Lf yous let a woman know yous care, maybe she'll give y... Lf yous're going to stick two in there yous're gonna need a lot of lusbricant - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 Lf yous're going to stick two in there yous're... Liar - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:25 Liar L'll be seeing yous again man whore - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:04 L'll be seeing yous again man whore L'm from Canada and l'm wasted - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05 L'm from Canada and l'm wasted L'm from Canada and l'm wasted! - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:26 L'm from Canada and l'm wasted! Look we're gonna prove that yous didn't kill anyone - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:20 Look we're gonna prove that yous didn't kill... Lt's a nice place Did yous know Holland invented - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:22 Lt's a nice place Did yous know Holland invented -Move the cusrtain! -What the hell? - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:21 -Move the cusrtain! -What the hell? My hussband. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06 My hussband. Nice to meet yous. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:09 Nice to meet yous. Now let me give yous all the lowdown on T J - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:21 Now let me give yous all the lowdown on T J Now let me give yous all the lowdown on T.J. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:32 Now let me give yous all the lowdown on T.J. Oh, hey. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:08 Oh, hey. Okay. - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:24 Okay. Pust that away. Cops. Cops! - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:07 Pust that away. Cops. Cops!
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Cast

Deuce Bigalow - Rob Schneider
T.J. Hicks - Eddie Griffin
Gaspar Voorsboch - Jeroen Krabbé
Heinz Hummer - Til Schweiger
Chadsworth Buckingham, III - Douglas Sills
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