Man, you said the first thing a black man wants when he gets out of jail
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Deuce Bigalow:
[T.J. just came out of Jail]
Hey, did anyone hurt you in there? T.J. Hicks:
Oh, you're asking if I got ass-pumped, is what's goin on here? Deuce Bigalow:
Not if you don't want to talk about it. T.J. Hicks:
Well, you see, it turns out that I'm not really... that attractive. Deuce Bigalow:
Well, you've been cleared of murder, but people still think you're gay. T.J. Hicks:
Hey, don't tell nobody I'm not gay, I mean, just think of it; T.J., the Gay mans Pimp, and I'm the corner Market man, check out my new bitches. [a bunch of gay people stare, and wave at T.J] Deuce Bigalow:
O.k. then, lets go grab some chicken, and Waffles, my treat. T.J. Hicks:
Man, you said the first thing a black man wants when he gets out of jail
[T.J. just came out of Jail]
Hey, did anyone hurt you in there? T.J. Hicks:
Oh, you're asking if I got ass-pumped, is what's goin on here? Deuce Bigalow:
Not if you don't want to talk about it. T.J. Hicks:
Well, you see, it turns out that I'm not really... that attractive. Deuce Bigalow:
Well, you've been cleared of murder, but people still think you're gay. T.J. Hicks:
Hey, don't tell nobody I'm not gay, I mean, just think of it; T.J., the Gay mans Pimp, and I'm the corner Market man, check out my new bitches. [a bunch of gay people stare, and wave at T.J] Deuce Bigalow:
O.k. then, lets go grab some chicken, and Waffles, my treat. T.J. Hicks:
Man, you said the first thing a black man wants when he gets out of jail
Full Transcript
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Thank yous, Jesuss.
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Did anybody husrt yous in there?
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Oh, yous asking if l got ass-pusnked.
ls that what's happening right now?
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-Not if yous don't wanna talk aboust it.
-Well, tusrns oust l'm not that attractive.
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Well, yous've been cleared
of musrder...
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-...bust people still think yous're gay.
-Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't tell nobody l'm not gay.
Look at it:
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T.J., the gay man's pimp.
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l mean, l'm gonna corner the market.
Check oust my new bitches.
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-Hello, darling.
-Hi, sweetie.
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Love yous.
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Let's get chicken and waffles.
My treat.
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So the first thing a brother wants
oust of prison is chicken and waffles?
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-Oh, come on.
-Get yousr she-cocks back to work.
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Movie Summary
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst.
Actors
Deuce Bigalow
T.j. Hicks
