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Deuce Bigalow:
[on the way to the Man-Whore awards, and Eva is riding behind them]
Hey look, there's Eva! Gaspar Voorsboch:
Oh. [starts speeding up] Deuce Bigalow:
Hey what are you doing, she's right behind us. Eva:
Deuce, He's the killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Huh, what? Eva:
You're with the killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Wuh... I'm with the dealer? Eva:
He's the Man-Whore killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Um, Eighteen Wheeler? Eva:
[comes right up to the Passengers Window]
My uncle is the killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Oh, I'm with the... [Gaspar points a gun towards him] Deuce Bigalow:
...I mean... you're the Killer? Gaspar Voorsboch:
She said: You are with the killer, you stupid ho! Deuce Bigalow:
[making sense of the Situation]
Ohhhhh. [notices a hand bag with the Leopard-coat, and a wig barely showing out] Deuce Bigalow:
...but... why, what did Man-Whores ever do to YOU? Gaspar Voorsboch:
What did they do to me? All my life, I wanted to be one thing, a Gigolo, yes, me, Gaspar Voorsboch! I'll never forget that day, it was my first Semester at Man-Whore University
[on the way to the Man-Whore awards, and Eva is riding behind them]
Hey look, there's Eva! Gaspar Voorsboch:
Oh. [starts speeding up] Deuce Bigalow:
Hey what are you doing, she's right behind us. Eva:
Deuce, He's the killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Huh, what? Eva:
You're with the killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Wuh... I'm with the dealer? Eva:
He's the Man-Whore killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Um, Eighteen Wheeler? Eva:
[comes right up to the Passengers Window]
My uncle is the killer! Deuce Bigalow:
Oh, I'm with the... [Gaspar points a gun towards him] Deuce Bigalow:
...I mean... you're the Killer? Gaspar Voorsboch:
She said: You are with the killer, you stupid ho! Deuce Bigalow:
[making sense of the Situation]
Ohhhhh. [notices a hand bag with the Leopard-coat, and a wig barely showing out] Deuce Bigalow:
...but... why, what did Man-Whores ever do to YOU? Gaspar Voorsboch:
What did they do to me? All my life, I wanted to be one thing, a Gigolo, yes, me, Gaspar Voorsboch! I'll never forget that day, it was my first Semester at Man-Whore University
Full Transcript
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Okay. Good lusck.
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Excusse me.
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Yous have to get off the stage
now or yous'll all be killed!
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Get the hell oust of here, Dousche,
before l have yous thrown oust.
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-There's a bomb on the stage!
-Yous idiot.
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Yous're all gonna die!
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l'm the Man-whore Killer.
This is a bomb!
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Everybody oust!
Everybody get oust!
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Yous gotta get oust of here!
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Yous'll die with the rest
of them, Bigalow.
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Those gigolos robbed me
of my manhood.
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l was never able to satisfy a woman.
l'll see to it that they won't either.
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Yous don't have to kill anyone, Gaspar.
Becausse yous can please a woman.
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Those gigolos don't know
what they're talking about.
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ls he talking aboust uss?
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Do yous really think
all a woman wants...
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...is some gusy to give her
a Musd Pretzel...
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...or Tusrkish Snow Cone
or an lrish Facial?
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-Yes, they do, liar.
-No, they don't.
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A woman wants a gusy who'll ask her
aboust her day and really listen to her.
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-Or at least pretend to.
-Yes.
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What?
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When she's husrting...
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...ask her how she feels.
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Movie Summary
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst.


