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"Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" quotes

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo poster
An average aquarium cleaner house-sits for a gigolo, only to be forced to become one himself.

Director: Mike Mitchell
Writer: Harris Goldberg, Rob Schneider
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $65,538,755
Released: 10 Dec 1999
Awards: 2 nominations

82 video clips

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I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a woman - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:29 I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a... You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:28 You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar That's a huge bitch - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:13 That's a huge bitch Any ladies need some entertainment tonight - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:45 Any ladies need some entertainment tonight Give them pleasure - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:34 Give them pleasure I'll shove it up your ass - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:43 I'll shove it up your ass I just realized I don't know you that well - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:23 I just realized I don't know you that well God rest her soul - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 02:54 God rest her soul This next date is what we man pimps call a doozy - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:01 This next date is what we man pimps call a doozy If man whoring has taught me anything - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:40 If man whoring has taught me anything My mother's birthstone - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:43 My mother's birthstone Do the letters T and J mean anything to you - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:19 Do the letters T and J mean anything to you I think there's been a mistake - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:28 I think there's been a mistake You the best he bitch in my man stable - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:30 You the best he bitch in my man stable What happened to the carpet - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:22 What happened to the carpet Don't make me he bitch man slap you - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:07 Don't make me he bitch man slap you Medieval weapons - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:39 Medieval weapons But I had no idea - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:29 But I had no idea You know anything about this - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:52 You know anything about this Raspberry Bibingka - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:43 Raspberry Bibingka Excuse me for a second - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:09 Excuse me for a second Maybe we should take care of a little business first - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:20 Maybe we should take care of a little business first Chinese Tailbar Lionfish - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:23 Chinese Tailbar Lionfish I know what you're thinkin' - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:31 I know what you're thinkin' I have narcolepsy - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:41 I have narcolepsy You better show some respect - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:41 You better show some respect He made me realize that I wasn't just some hot babe with huge tits - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:28 He made me realize that I wasn't just some hot babe... Isn't there anything else you can do - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:38 Isn't there anything else you can do Don't consider himself no pimp - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:22 Don't consider himself no pimp God damn white boy - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:15 God damn white boy I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:16 I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish It's a professional term we man whores use to describe our he pussy - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:24 It's a professional term we man whores use to describe... I guess I'll just take some sea snails - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:11 I guess I'll just take some sea snails You stay away from her - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:15 You stay away from her Why you ungrateful he bitch - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:18 Why you ungrateful he bitch It'd look like a kickstand - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:30 It'd look like a kickstand I oughta bust you right now - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:43 I oughta bust you right now Nice to meet you - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:18 Nice to meet you I should have told you right from the start - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 02:05 I should have told you right from the start EHH FART DILDO - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:10 EHH FART DILDO Chuckles YEAH Giggles - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:11 Chuckles YEAH Giggles Screams - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:05 Screams I'll be right down - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:12 I'll be right down YEAH BALL HAIR - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:07 YEAH BALL HAIR ARE YOU KISSING ME ? 'CAUSE I CAN'T FEEL A THING. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:25 ARE YOU KISSING ME ? 'CAUSE I CAN'T FEEL A THING. [ Burps, Sighs ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:09 [ Burps, Sighs ] [ Car Starts, Races Away ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:08 [ Car Starts, Races Away ] [ Clicks, Whirrs ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:15 [ Clicks, Whirrs ] * COME ON, COME ON - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:11 * COME ON, COME ON COME ON, PUT THE FISH IN THE TANK ALREADY. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:24 COME ON, PUT THE FISH IN THE TANK ALREADY. - DEUCE ! - NO ! - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:21 - DEUCE ! - NO ! [ Doorbell Rings ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:28 [ Doorbell Rings ] EIGHT-FIFTY. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:18 EIGHT-FIFTY. GREAT. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:13 GREAT. [ Grunting, Panting ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:19 [ Grunting, Panting ] "GUTEN ABEND, HERR FRAULEIN. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:08 "GUTEN ABEND, HERR FRAULEIN. I DID MAN-WHORE FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT NONE OF YOUR CLIENTS. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:29 I DID MAN-WHORE FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT NONE OF YOUR CLIENTS. I JUST QUIT ! I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN ! - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:31 I JUST QUIT ! I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN ! I REALLY HAD FUN. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:16 I REALLY HAD FUN. I WOULD BE HONORED TO CARE FOR YOUR FISH. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:05 I WOULD BE HONORED TO CARE FOR YOUR FISH. I'M JUST EXHAUSTED. OH, GOD, YOU WERE AMAZING. ARE YOU KIDDING ? - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:30 I'M JUST EXHAUSTED. OH, GOD, YOU WERE AMAZING. ARE YOU ... IS-- IS TINA HERE ? YES. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:10 IS-- IS TINA HERE ? YES. KATE. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:22 KATE. [ Man ] A MARTINI AND TWO OLIVES. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:11 [ Man ] A MARTINI AND TWO OLIVES. [ Man, Woman Moaning Passionately, Faint ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:13 [ Man, Woman Moaning Passionately, Faint ] [ Moaning Pace Quickens ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:26 [ Moaning Pace Quickens ] NO ! PLEASE DON'T ! - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:09 NO ! PLEASE DON'T ! OKAY, DEUCE, - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:07 OKAY, DEUCE, [ Panting ] I NEED... CHINESE... TAILBAR... LIONFISH. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:21 [ Panting ] I NEED... CHINESE... TAILBAR... LIONFISH. [ People Murmuring ] [ Man ] YUCK ! - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:13 [ People Murmuring ] [ Man ] YUCK ! SCRUBBED MY JOB AT THE AQUARIUM. HEARD YOU GOT FIRED. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:26 SCRUBBED MY JOB AT THE AQUARIUM. HEARD YOU GOT FIRED. SPREAD THEM AGAIN, PLEASE. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:23 SPREAD THEM AGAIN, PLEASE. TEN DOLLARS ? - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:21 TEN DOLLARS ? THESE SHOTS WILL DEADEN THE NERVE AREA... - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:18 THESE SHOTS WILL DEADEN THE NERVE AREA... THIS IS SUCH A TREAT. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:10 THIS IS SUCH A TREAT. UH, - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:07 UH, [ Water Sloshing ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:22 [ Water Sloshing ] WE NEVER HAD SEX. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:28 WE NEVER HAD SEX. WELL, THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT DELAY IN OUR MOVE-TO-THE-BEACH PLAN. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:31 WELL, THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT DELAY IN OUR MOVE-TO-THE-BE... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CARPET ? - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:08 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CARPET ? - WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ANTOINE ? - WELL, THIS IS HIS PLACE. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:21 - WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ANTOINE ? - WELL, THIS IS HIS...

Cast

Deuce Bigalow - Rob Schneider
Detective Chuck Fowler - William Forsythe
T.J. Hicks - Eddie Griffin
Kate - Arija Bareikis
Antoine Laconte - Oded Fehr
All Cast