Thanks, pops
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Bob Bigalow:
The idea of a man-whore is a relatively new idea. Cologne? Deuce Bigalow:
No thanks. Bob Bigalow:
[loud fart in background]
These women are looking for more than just sex. They want romance. Deuce Bigalow:
What do you mean? Bob Bigalow:
[another loud fart]
Well, it was like when I met your mom, God rest her soul. I didn't have so much as a toilet to clean. Still, I wasn't going to pay her a dime for sex, no matter what she was charging. Deuce Bigalow:
What? Bob Bigalow:
[loud fart]
Well your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club. And this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself. Deuce Bigalow:
You met my mom where? Bob Bigalow:
It's not important. [fart] Bob Bigalow:
The thing is, she saw something in me beyond the 200 baht. A man with an eye for adventure who wasn't afraid to risk it all. Deuce Bigalow:
Dad, are you saying that... Bob Bigalow:
[diarrhea splattering into toilet in background]
So we took all her one-dollar bills off the stage, said good-bye to that donkey, and two days later we were man and wife. And we were happily married a long time. Deuce Bigalow:
So, do you think I should be more of a risk-taker? Bob Bigalow:
[toilet flushing]
Worked for me. Deuce Bigalow:
Thanks, pops
The idea of a man-whore is a relatively new idea. Cologne? Deuce Bigalow:
No thanks. Bob Bigalow:
[loud fart in background]
These women are looking for more than just sex. They want romance. Deuce Bigalow:
What do you mean? Bob Bigalow:
[another loud fart]
Well, it was like when I met your mom, God rest her soul. I didn't have so much as a toilet to clean. Still, I wasn't going to pay her a dime for sex, no matter what she was charging. Deuce Bigalow:
What? Bob Bigalow:
[loud fart]
Well your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club. And this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself. Deuce Bigalow:
You met my mom where? Bob Bigalow:
It's not important. [fart] Bob Bigalow:
The thing is, she saw something in me beyond the 200 baht. A man with an eye for adventure who wasn't afraid to risk it all. Deuce Bigalow:
Dad, are you saying that... Bob Bigalow:
[diarrhea splattering into toilet in background]
So we took all her one-dollar bills off the stage, said good-bye to that donkey, and two days later we were man and wife. And we were happily married a long time. Deuce Bigalow:
So, do you think I should be more of a risk-taker? Bob Bigalow:
[toilet flushing]
Worked for me. Deuce Bigalow:
Thanks, pops
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We got you a cake.
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Deuce said it's your favorite.
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- We had to go to a Filipino bakery to get it.
- You didn't.
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You did!
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Raspberry bibingka.
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Ah, you shouldn't have.
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My wife, God rest her soul,
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use to make this all the time.
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You would've liked her.
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Bangkok Betty.
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She had the most amazing mouth.
It paid for our honeymoon.
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We should probably be going.
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Deuce, it's your dad's birthday.
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Hi. Bob, we have an overflowing toilet
in the ladies' bathroom.
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There is shit everywhere.
It's a real mess.
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- You think you could take care of that for me?
- No worries, Vic. Right on it.
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- I'd like you to meet my son's girlfriend Kate.
- Kate, nice to meet you.
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- You, too.
- Hi, Deuce.
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So could you get in there, Bob?
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I got a party of ten coming in,
and I am up to my ankles in human crap.
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It's a real stinkfest
back there.
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Sure.
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Looks like I'd better
get back to work.
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It's a pleasure
meeting you, dear.
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Warms my heart
Just being in your presence.
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Thank you.
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See you, son.
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See, my dad's one of those guys, he likes to
be involved in every facet of the business.
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- It's okay.
- No problem to small or big. They come to him for everything.
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Deuce, it's all right.
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It's not his restaurant.
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My dad's not even a waiter.
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He's the men's room attendant.
I'm sorry.
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Don't be silly.
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You know what my dad does?
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He's an aeronautical engineer.
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Bob?
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Wanna blow out your candle?
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Mmm, now that's good bibingka.
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I had a really
nice time tonight.
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I find that hard to believe.
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I've never met anyone like you.
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Good.
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Movie Summary
An average aquarium cleaner house-sits for a gigolo, only to be forced to become one himself.
Actors
Bob Bigalow
Deuce Bigalow
![[ Water Sloshing ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo](https://clip.cafe/img400/water-sloshing-s5.jpg)
![[ Burps, Sighs ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo](https://clip.cafe/img400/burps-sighs.jpg)
![[ Panting ]
I NEED... CHINESE...
TAILBAR... LIONFISH. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo](https://clip.cafe/img400/panting-i-need-chinese-tailbar-lionfish.jpg)