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Deuce Bigalow:
I should have told you right from the start. But I was afraid. Kate:
Afraid of what? Deuce Bigalow:
Afraid that a girl as wonderful as you could never fall for a guy who cleans fish tanks, 'cause that's who I really am. This whole gigolo thing was just a mistake. But I'm glad it happened 'cause I never would have met you. I never would have known what love was. I'm sorry. I'm not perfect. Kate:
I'm not perfect either. Deuce Bigalow:
Yes you are. You're perfect in every way. I knew it the moment I met you. [pulls out a folded envelope and reads] Deuce Bigalow:
"Kate, you have a smile that could melt an iceberg. Your lips are as sweet as honey. You may only have one leg, but it's the most beautiful leg in the world."
I should have told you right from the start. But I was afraid. Kate:
Afraid of what? Deuce Bigalow:
Afraid that a girl as wonderful as you could never fall for a guy who cleans fish tanks, 'cause that's who I really am. This whole gigolo thing was just a mistake. But I'm glad it happened 'cause I never would have met you. I never would have known what love was. I'm sorry. I'm not perfect. Kate:
I'm not perfect either. Deuce Bigalow:
Yes you are. You're perfect in every way. I knew it the moment I met you. [pulls out a folded envelope and reads] Deuce Bigalow:
"Kate, you have a smile that could melt an iceberg. Your lips are as sweet as honey. You may only have one leg, but it's the most beautiful leg in the world."
Full Transcript
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I should've told you
right from the start,
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but I was afraid.
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Afraid of what?
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Afraid that a girl
as wonderful as you...
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could never fall for a guy
who cleans fish tanks.
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'Cause that's who I really am.
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This whole gigolo thing
was just a mistake.
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But I'm glad it happened...
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'cause I never
would have met you.
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I never would have known
what love was.
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I'm sorry.
I'm not perfect.
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I'm not perfect either.
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Yes, you are.
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You're perfect in every way.
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I knew it the moment I met you.
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Kate.
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"You have a smile
that could melt an iceberg"
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"Your lips
are as sweet as honey"
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"You may only have one leg,
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but it's the most beautiful
leg in the world."
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Are you kissing me?
'Cause I can't feel a thing.
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Now boarding at gate 53.
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Flight 14 to Sydney, Australia
is now boarding...
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I've never done this
in 12 hours before.
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I'm not responsible
if the seals leak.
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Shit!
S-Shit cabinet!
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Come on, put the fish
in the tank already.
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Antoine's plane landed
20 minutes ago.
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I think we're gonna be okay.
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Movie Summary
An average aquarium cleaner house-sits for a gigolo, only to be forced to become one himself.
Actors
Deuce Bigalow
Kate
![[ Panting ]
I NEED... CHINESE...
TAILBAR... LIONFISH. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo](https://clip.cafe/img400/panting-i-need-chinese-tailbar-lionfish.jpg)
