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Antoine Laconte:
This is a 14th century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass
This is a 14th century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass
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Hello.
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- Is this Ruth?
- Yeah. I'll be right down...
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Goddamn it!
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- Nice day, huh?
- Yeah.
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Shove it up your ass!
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Geez, you okay?
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I'm sorry.
I have Tourette's syndrome.
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It causes me to have
these uncontrollable outbursts.
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- It's not so bad.
- Yeah, it's okay.
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I mean, you get used to it.
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Ball sweat!
Anus!
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Anus licker!
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You know,
there are some places...
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I can't g-g-go...
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Movie Summary
An average aquarium cleaner house-sits for a gigolo, only to be forced to become one himself.

