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It'd look like a kickstand

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

I'm telling you if you painted it silver and twisted the end, it'd look like a kickstand

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo • 1999

Detective Fowler:
[about his penis]
I'm telling you if you painted it silver and twisted the end, it'd look like a kickstand

Full Transcript

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I'm telling you now, if you painted it silver...

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and twisted it on the end, it'd look like a kickstand.

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If man-whoring has taught me anything,

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it's that most women are as unhappy with their entire body...

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as you are with your small penis.

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- Thin penis. - Whatever.

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- While you're worried about your penis, - Thin penis.

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Women are worried about their height,

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their weight, their giant feet,

Duration

30 seconds

Views

2,233

Timestamp in Movie

01:08:13

Uploaded

Sep 05, 2021

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Quinta Communications,Touchstone Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

An average aquarium cleaner house-sits for a gigolo, only to be forced to become one himself.

Actors

Deuce Bigalow