I'd better be!
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Detective Fowler:
You better show some respect, or I'm gonna rip that little pleasure-giving tongue right out of your head! One more thing [drops his pants] Detective Fowler:
I was at the precinct and I really had to use the John. And it's pretty filthy in there and I was in kind of a hurry, and I didn't have time to use one of those, you know, paper ass gaskets. I was doing my business, and something sort of splashed up on me, all over. What do you do in situations like that? You think I'll be alright? Deuce Bigalow:
I think you're pretty safe. Detective Fowler:
I'd better be!
You better show some respect, or I'm gonna rip that little pleasure-giving tongue right out of your head! One more thing [drops his pants] Detective Fowler:
I was at the precinct and I really had to use the John. And it's pretty filthy in there and I was in kind of a hurry, and I didn't have time to use one of those, you know, paper ass gaskets. I was doing my business, and something sort of splashed up on me, all over. What do you do in situations like that? You think I'll be alright? Deuce Bigalow:
I think you're pretty safe. Detective Fowler:
I'd better be!
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Uh, turkey jizz?
I don't...
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You better show some respect, or I'm gonna rip
that pleasure-giving tongue out of your head!
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One more thing.
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I was at the precinct, and I
really had to use the john,
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and it's pretty filthy in there
and I was in kind of a hurry...
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and I didn't have time to use one of
those, you know, paper ass gaskets.
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I was doin' my business, and something
sort of splashed up on me, all over.
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What do you do in situations like that?
You think I'll be all right?
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- I think you're pretty safe.
- I better be!
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♪ - Ugly is
not a problem for this guy.
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My man would stick his dick
in a he-monkey.
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All right.
I'll catch you later.
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What up, Deucey?
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You should know,
that cop won't leave me alone.
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- ♪
- What about the cop?
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- He's been asking questions.
- Goddamn white boy.
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Anyway, it doesn't matter
to me anymore. I'm quitting.
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What about Antoine's apartment?
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I'm gonna get the rest of the money
the old-fashioned way.
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You gonna steal it?
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See ya, T.J.
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I just quit!
I'm never doing it again!
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- You lied to me!
- Listen, please. It's not what you think.
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You were paid to go out with me!
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- You want breakfast?
- Kate!
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Please go away!
I don't want to see you again!
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Movie Summary
An average aquarium cleaner house-sits for a gigolo, only to be forced to become one himself.
Actors
Deuce Bigalow
![[ Burps, Sighs ] - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo](https://clip.cafe/img400/burps-sighs.jpg)
![[ Panting ]
I NEED... CHINESE...
TAILBAR... LIONFISH. - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo](https://clip.cafe/img400/panting-i-need-chinese-tailbar-lionfish.jpg)
